This is taking a long time...is he going to get them?
- Woderwick

sounds like a lot of work.

alright fellows, pull up your pants and zip it.

Nice! I went to the US Open at Bethpage in 2002 and 2009. Only about 35 minutes from my house. The 2002 win by Woods was awesome to witness.
- hscesq

I'm going this year...... i'm soooooooo psyched about the trip

Was there a blue laser beam going through my ears?


- Atomic Wedgie

Why yes, yes there was.

alright fellows, pull up your pants and zip it.
- LeafMan

Ty. Such savages.

She really did attack though. It was pretty cool.

alright fellows, pull up your pants and zip it.
- LeafMan

I would make a joke about not wearing pants...but I'm afraid of what you might zip up

I'm going this year...... i'm soooooooo psyched about the trip


- faceto27

I went to the CDN open this past year and it was my first experience with any PGA event. It was awesome!

I got yelled at by Vegas' caddy because I was hitting on a beer girl and didn't realize they were about 20ft behind me while we were talking

I would make a joke about not wearing pants...but I'm afraid of what you might zip up
- AdamFrench

dont make me post a pic of a sac caught in a zipper

I would make a joke about not wearing pants...but I'm afraid of what you might zip up
- AdamFrench

Be afraid, be very afraid

I went to the CDN open this past year and it was my first experience with any PGA event. It was awesome!

I got yelled at by Vegas' caddy because I was hitting on a beer girl and didn't realize they were about 20ft behind me while we were talking
- markmark

Greatest invention since....beer I guess. What a sales tool. Marketing at it's finest.

alright fellows, pull up your pants and zip it.
- LeafMan

thats not what you said last night Lou

EDIT: rawwrrr

GOLF: the only sport they want you to drink and drive...they even put a hot girl on the course with cold beers to drive to you in your cart and serve you beer while you drive around.

its epic.

Be afraid, be very afraid
- LeafMan

This place is way too tame now that playoffs are all but assured.

Where is the scapegoating of the old guard and the loving of the new shiny toys?


I miss it so much

alright fellows, pull up your pants and zip it.
- LeafMan

Something I really didn't want to see...just was hoping there was going to be some kind of warning beforehand so I could look away.

Greatest invention since....beer I guess. What a sales tool. Marketing at it's finest.
- Woderwick

Haha so true. Luckily I didn't have to pay for beer considering the prices are exorbitant.

This place is way too tame now that playoffs are all but assured.
- AdamFrench

I'm still not sold.

This place is way too tame now that playoffs are all but assured.

Where is the scapegoating of the old guard and the loving of the new shiny toys?


I miss it so much
- AdamFrench

I don't know, I will check the HB dungeon, I dread going in there, too many rats.

Haha so true. Luckily I didn't have to pay for beer considering the prices are exorbitant.
- markmark

I've never noticed how much it costs.

I've never noticed how much it costs.
- Woderwick

It's like the strip club. I never know how much I spend because I am so focused on the strippers that are truly falling in love with me.

I don't know, I will check the HB dungeon, I dread going in there, too many rats.
- LeafMan

*says hi to Ug as he passes by the rack*

*says hi to Ug as he passes by the rack*
- Woderwick

No he is not there, he was taken to miracle Max, he was just mostly dead.

It's like the strip club. I never know how much I spend because I am so focused on the strippers that are truly falling in love with me.
- markmark

The delivery - purely genious.

No he is not there, he was taken to miracle Max, he was just mostly dead.
- LeafMan

Monty Python:

"Bring out your dead...bring out your dead!"

alright fellows, pull up your pants and zip it.
- LeafMan

pants?

pants?
- Dozzer

or skirt, whatever