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toddkac
Joined: 11.21.2009

Apr 9 @ 9:05 PM ET
Donuts give you the clap
- jochfr

HonkFortheGoose
Buffalo Sabres
Location: "___________ stinks."-Sabres89, NY
Joined: 07.26.2008

Apr 9 @ 9:06 PM ET
Donuts give you the clap
- jochfr


dadeadhead
Buffalo Sabres
Location: I don't want to say Greztky was a dude when I was watching. Mentalorgasm5 , NY
Joined: 07.16.2006

Apr 9 @ 9:06 PM ET
Donuts give you the clap
- jochfr



It can if it was shoved up her....... before eating.
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Apr 9 @ 9:06 PM ET
I was asking the same thing about you.
- HonkFortheGoose

Der Kaiser
Buffalo Sabres
Location: I Know Nothink ... NOTHINK!
Joined: 07.27.2007

Apr 9 @ 9:06 PM ET
The sugar in them can if you eat enough of them.
- dadeadhead


But he doesn't like sugary donuts. He likes to buy coffee at the donut shop. And he probably drinks coffee with no sugar. So for him, strip clubs don't give you diabetes, they give you herpes. Now does it make sense?
toddkac
Joined: 11.21.2009

Apr 9 @ 9:06 PM ET
You don't understand puns very well.
- Cheeseballin

i just didnĀ“t think it was that funny.
BackSlider
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man, CO
Joined: 07.05.2012

Apr 9 @ 9:06 PM ET
Not converting chances....
sbroads24
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We are in 30th place. It's 2017 , NY
Joined: 02.12.2012

Apr 9 @ 9:06 PM ET
Myers>Byfuglien
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Apr 9 @ 9:07 PM ET
Donuts give you the clap
- jochfr

only mystery doughnuts
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Apr 9 @ 9:08 PM ET
It can if it was shoved up her....... before eating.
- dadeadhead

http://img.izismile.com/i...king_popsicles_640_01.jpg
jochfr
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Nashville , TN
Joined: 07.11.2009

Apr 9 @ 9:08 PM ET
only mystery doughnuts
- homiedclown

What's the score?
toddkac
Joined: 11.21.2009

Apr 9 @ 9:08 PM ET
hey everybody, lets pile on and call him stupid. Hey honkgoose, hey cheeseball look over here. Lets put some laughies and call him stupid. Well do we know him? No but it is hockeybuzz and he hurt our feelings yesterday so lets get him!
toddkac
Joined: 11.21.2009

Apr 9 @ 9:09 PM ET
What's the score?
- jochfr

doughnuts...
dadeadhead
Buffalo Sabres
Location: I don't want to say Greztky was a dude when I was watching. Mentalorgasm5 , NY
Joined: 07.16.2006

Apr 9 @ 9:09 PM ET
But he doesn't like sugary donuts. He likes to buy coffee at the donut shop. And he probably drinks coffee with no sugar. So for him, strip clubs don't give you diabetes, they give you herpes. Now does it make sense?
- Der Kaiser



Another one that is lost.



Strip clubs are like doughnut shops because there's one on every corner.


That was the original pun.

Does it make sense to you?
BackSlider
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man, CO
Joined: 07.05.2012

Apr 9 @ 9:09 PM ET
http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120705/640/seductive_girls_licking_popsicles_640_01.jpg
- homiedclown


Diabetes never looked so delicious.
HonkFortheGoose
Buffalo Sabres
Location: "___________ stinks."-Sabres89, NY
Joined: 07.26.2008

Apr 9 @ 9:09 PM ET
What's the score?
- jochfr


nobody is winning and nobody is losing.


EDIT: Nevermind. Winnipeg is winning.
Cheeseballin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Rochester, NY
Joined: 07.05.2011

Apr 9 @ 9:09 PM ET
What's the score?
- jochfr


Diabetes 1 Herpes 0
jochfr
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Nashville , TN
Joined: 07.11.2009

Apr 9 @ 9:09 PM ET
doughnuts...
- toddkac

I'll take the donuts -7
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Apr 9 @ 9:10 PM ET
What's the score?
- jochfr

1-0 jets
wellwood scores
Stripes77
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Where ever Matt Ellis allows me to be, NY
Joined: 07.30.2012

Apr 9 @ 9:10 PM ET
Boooooooooooo
toddkac
Joined: 11.21.2009

Apr 9 @ 9:10 PM ET
Damn it Myers
HonkFortheGoose
Buffalo Sabres
Location: "___________ stinks."-Sabres89, NY
Joined: 07.26.2008

Apr 9 @ 9:10 PM ET
hey everybody, lets pile on and call him stupid. Hey honkgoose, hey cheeseball look over here. Lets put some laughies and call him stupid. Well do we know him? No but it is hockeybuzz and he hurt our feelings yesterday so lets get him!
- toddkac


Where did I call you stupid?


Let's not put words in people's mouths. And there's no chance you could ever hurt my feelings, get over yourself. You must think you're something really special if you think you can hurt someone's feelings on a message board.
sbroads24
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We are in 30th place. It's 2017 , NY
Joined: 02.12.2012

Apr 9 @ 9:10 PM ET
Jesus Vanek
twistedwrister9
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Zach Bogosian as Hitman: Agent 47, NY
Joined: 02.10.2011

Apr 9 @ 9:11 PM ET
Say what you will but they have some pretty loud fans
Cheeseballin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Rochester, NY
Joined: 07.05.2011

Apr 9 @ 9:11 PM ET
hey everybody, lets pile on and call him stupid. Hey honkgoose, hey cheeseball look over here. Lets put some laughies and call him stupid. Well do we know him? No but it is hockeybuzz and he hurt our feelings yesterday so lets get him!
- toddkac


Want a doughnut to make you feel better?
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