I always told my Dad to be nice to me as I choose his nursing home

Old bastard turns 70 this year, so maybe sooner rather than later
- lumlums

careful... he might outlive you and end up putting you in one!

Saturday night we will be hiding them and playing the "you're getting warmer game on Sunday" if I remember where I hide my bunch that is, lol.
- LeafMan

Good times...

Are you a Yorkie...?
- DoctorNHL

Nope, born in Northern Derbyshire, raised in southern derbyshire. Went to school in Leeds though, man there's an awesome party city

careful... he might outlive you and end up putting you in one!
- Dozzer

He's 40 years older than me... if he can do that, he's earned the bloody right to do as he pleases!

No. Friends don't let friends say "ïnnit"

Southern fairies
- lumlums

One of my friends is from Reading, he's got his masters and is wonderfully gifted at writing, but man when he talks it's horrifying. I went to his thesis presentation, couldn;t understand half of it, and he always ends his sentences with "innit"

Lets do it in EE's thread and blame it on Howard...
- Flyfreaky

One of my friends is from Reading, he's got his masters and is wonderfully gifted at writing, but man when he talks it's horrifying. I went to his thesis presentation, couldn;t understand half of it, and he always ends his sentences with "innit"
- AdamFrench

Yeah, I can't stand most of the southern accents. I know many extremely smart people who sound as though they don't know their arse from their elbow because their local accent renders them as eloquent as the average canine

Nope, born in Northern Derbyshire, raised in southern derbyshire. Went to school in Leeds though, man there's an awesome party city
- lumlums

I lived in Derbyshire for a year.. also Sunderland, Colne in Lanc, and then in London Ealing & other places down there...

Did get to party in Leeds definitely some fun to be had there... also partied in Brummyland...

One of my friends is from Reading, he's got his masters and is wonderfully gifted at writing, but man when he talks it's horrifying. I went to his thesis presentation, couldn;t understand half of it, and he always ends his sentences with "innit"
- AdamFrench

It's great innit...

Yeah, I can't stand most of the southern accents. I know many extremely smart people who sound as though they don't know their arse from their elbow because their local accent renders them as eloquent as the average canine
- lumlums

Never understood people saying British accents are hot in women. Screeching fishwives

Mrs. Wedgie bought the chocolates, so all I've got to do is remember to hide them late Saturday night.

We sent my dog to the big dog park in the sky last month, so at least I don't have to worry about her discovering all the eggs before the kids wake up.

You?
- Atomic Wedgie

My wife and son go to morning mass on Sunday. So I have to hide the eggs while they are gone, then pretend I am asleep when they return and that I missed the easter bunny...

yet again...

Son thinks I am a fcuking idiot. Soon, he will just think I am a liar. Then he will just accept that he gets chocolate so he should just STFU.

Never understood people saying British accents are hot in women. Screeching fishwives
- AdamFrench

Love me some British, or Southern US accents. Eastern European can be good too on a slim brunette hottie.

I lived in Derbyshire for a year.. also Sunderland, Colne in Lanc, and then in London Ealing & other places down there...

Did get to party in Leeds definitely some fun to be had there... also partied in Brummyland...
- DoctorNHL

Where in Derbyshire?

Birmingham is always a fun place to party, though the locals can be somewhat sketchy at times!

anybody up for a d!ck measuring contest?

id be lying if i said i didnt just laugh my ass off as i read that
- big_dion

I PM'd it to you and fatty patty

Never understood people saying British accents are hot in women. Screeching fishwives
- AdamFrench

They are unless their are Scousers from Liverpool.. never coulld stand that accent... although Scottish girls have beautiful accents that make even the Ugs look hot...

Where in Derbyshire?

Birmingham is always a fun place to party, though the locals can be somewhat sketchy at times!
- lumlums

Is sketchy worse than dodgy? Is it worse than a dodgy curry?

anybody up for a d!ck measuring contest?
- PinkSock

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Never understood people saying British accents are hot in women. Screeching fishwives
- AdamFrench

I don't object to a soft scottish accent on a woman.

Most of the women from where I spent most of my childhood sound like they're scratching nails down a chalkboard while conducting a choir of cats

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- AdamFrench

At least nobody will call you a liar.

im still waiting for the pic...

tick tock!

My wife and son go to morning mass on Sunday. So I have to hide the eggs while they are gone, then pretend I am asleep when they return and that I missed the easter bunny...

yet again...

Son thinks I am a fcuking idiot. Soon, he will just think I am a liar. Then he will just accept that he gets chocolate so he should just STFU.
- Aetherial

I can't stand when people try to turn holidays like Easter into something religious.

It's about the bunny and chocolate, people!

At least nobody will call you a liar.
- Feeling Glucky?

Is sketchy worse than dodgy? Is it worse than a dodgy curry?
- Aetherial

They're both equally manky

I PM'd it to you and fatty patty
- Big_Lightnin

I would also like to see this.