Thought maybe Lucic gets a pass do to his IQ. If you can't spell or say suspension, you can't get one
- Bieksa#3

Torres got suspended so meh

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- VANTEL

True story for u

My brother in law, his roommate is college used to bring home the hottest girl in the bar every night, sometimes 2. So one night they asked him how he does it. He told them he tells them his penis is only an inch long. And they laugh but despretely want to see it. His roommates laughed. So he told them to pick the girl and he would take her home. They sat at the next table and that exactly what he told the girl and 10 min later they left together.

Watching jets game. Man glad we don't have Noel as a coach. He can't change his teams tactics at all.

True story for u

My brother in law, his roommate is college used to bring home the hottest girl in the bar every night, sometimes 2. So one night they asked him how he does it. He told them he tells them his penis is only an inch long. And they laugh but despretely want to see it. His roommates laughed. So he told them to pick the girl and he would take her home. They sat at the next table and that exactly what he told the girl and 10 min later they left together.
- Bieksa#3

Torres got suspended so meh
- VANTEL

If Lucic isn't one of the 5 dumbest people alive then its proof you can continue to live while brain dead

My guess is that said comment will result in a fine.
- Michael_Stuart

Maybe his account was hacked?

Man, what is up with Kipper, he is stinking up my fantasy team and letting Fosco right back in this week

Man, what is up with Kipper, he is stinking up my fantasy team and letting Fosco right back in this week
- 1970vintage

I had a good laugh recently at the TML fan who was trying to argue that Kipper is worth more in a trade right now than Luongo

Man, what is up with Kipper, he is stinking up my fantasy team and letting Fosco right back in this week
- 1970vintage

Want Rinne

How long does it take Shanahan to film a suspension video for (frank)sakes?

I had a good laugh recently at the TML fan who was trying to argue that Kipper is worth more in a trade right now than Luongo
- docmorgan

Yeah hard to argue with tml fans. They are better then everyone else. Just like the tml are the best team in the league.

With Booth done for the year, does it mean the Canucks can put his cap hit on LTIR? This opens the door for several big time rentals at the deadline! The Cup is ours!

Here is the Vancouver Sun's take on recent events and suspensions.

It is a good read. Maybe the best ever.

http://www.vancouversun.c...+Edler/8139649/story.html

2 games, what a (frank)ing joke.

2 games, what a (frank)ing joke.
- hertzman

Exactly

http://youtu.be/TERA-GY2K1o

0 games for this though.

With Booth done for the year, does it mean the Canucks can put his cap hit on LTIR? This opens the door for several big time rentals at the deadline! The Cup is ours!
- hankthetank

Booth started the season on the LTIR. Did Kesler?

http://youtu.be/TERA-GY2K1o

0 games for this though.
- hertzman

Yep brought his hands up into Miller and tried to level him. Lupuls suspension is almost as bad as Edlers. Shanahan must just draw a card, a picture card means a suspension

2 games, what a (frank)ing joke.
- hertzman

and nash gets nothing thats bull(s***)

and nash gets nothing thats bull(s***)
- pandabk

I think shanny took too many head shots as a player...

I think shanny took too many head shots as a player...
- manvanfan

Screwed so many players wives while he played, now he is screwing the players

2 games, what a (frank)ing joke.
- hertzman

Yup. Absolute (frank)ing garbage.

I'm writing a strongly worded letter to the NHL offices. Not even joking.

Ouch