Criminal bottom?
- AGalchenyuk27

like the ambulance chaser kind?

really...


what about corporate contract lawyers?
- dt99999

In house or private practice?

like the ambulance chaser kind?
- dt99999

Hmmm.

In house or private practice?
- hscesq

in house but for a large multinational.



edit: the patent lawyer is in-house too.

Hmmm.
- hscesq

yeah those would be personal injury right?

Don't be silly. Ambulance chaser bottom.
- hscesq

What about those lawyers that work for the poor that can't afford lawyers?

Those guys are definitely on the bottom taking it hard from the rear.

I'm nowhere near 45.
- hscesq

You were 40 years ago.

if there was a lawyer hierarchy where do patent lawyers fit in?


I'm assuming near the bottom?
- dt99999

Just above tax lawyers.

like the ambulance chaser kind?
- dt99999

ya and the court appointed ones - legal aid..

Just above tax lawyers.
- 3M

huh? They make wads of cash.

huh? They make wads of cash.
- AGalchenyuk27

I didn't understand the question to be "who makes the most money", I understood it to be "who are the biggest geeks of the lawyer world".

Tax attorneys are the lawyer-equivalent of the chess club members in highschool - nobody outside of that group really wants to admit they know one.

This post is complete nonsense. Fix it.
- hscesq

Not perfect, but better.

I didn't understand the question to be "who makes the most money", I understood it to be "who are the biggest geeks of the lawyer world".

Tax attorneys are the lawyer-equivalent of the chess club members in highschool - nobody outside of that group really wants to admit they know one.
- 3M

I took it as pooptiest lawyer specialization not who are the juggers of the lawyer world..

I didn't understand the question to be "who makes the most money", I understood it to be "who are the biggest geeks of the lawyer world".

Tax attorneys are the lawyer-equivalent of the chess club members in highschool - nobody outside of that group really wants to admit they know one.
- 3M

no. there's a problem at work between one of the corporate contract lawyers and one of the patent lawyers. I'm somewhat caught in the middle and I'm trying to figure out which dog to pick.


siding with the patent lawyer makes my life easier short term.

siding with the corporate lawyer makes it easier long term.

better beard than I can grow.
- AGalchenyuk27

allah akbar!

yeah those would be personal injury right?
- dt99999

Yes.

Blunden sent down to Hamilton, Ryder in tonight.

allah akbar!
- Pie

The beard that stole my heart

With a couple of depth additions the c-word will be going around.

Armstrong with Eller and Galchenyuk at practice...

no. there's a problem at work between one of the corporate contract lawyers and one of the patent lawyers. I'm somewhat caught in the middle and I'm trying to figure out which dog to pick.


siding with the patent lawyer makes my life easier short term.

siding with the corporate lawyer makes it easier long term.
- dt99999

just side with the patent lawyer now, then side with the corporate lawyer down the road.

With a couple of depth additions the c-word will be going around.
- Oilhab

female genitalia?

The beard that stole my heart
- SeinfeldvNewman

...and my lunch

Armstrong with Eller and Galchenyuk at practice...
- stinger67

Armstrong is hot right now best they put the young guys with him so it spreads.

just side with the patent lawyer now, then side with the corporate lawyer down the road.
- scotch_tape

I'm thinking of talking to each of them separately and telling them the other one is an bumhole.