Guys I found a copy of the Oilers gameplan.

Didn't you just write a blog a week or two ago promising the Oilers would win the Stanley Cup this season??

Remember that? Yeah, I do.
- patorioto

Ya and I remember the time I gave your Mom a dollar twenty five.

Ya and I remember the time I gave your Mom a dollar twenty five.
- al3535

Did that get you much?

I thought the oiler's were suppose to be good this year?
- Cheeseballin

What are you laughing at 12th place? Spend 10 ,000,000 on Ehrhoff to get you over the top? Or was that last year?

Did that get you much?
- ruttager17

Best dollar twenty five ever. Most guys get a small cup of coffee. Me? Much more.

Best dollar twenty five ever. Most guys get a small cup of coffee. Me? Much more.
- al3535

Love the trolls that come in here who are fans of teams with no success in recent history, just happen to be having a good season post lockout.
I think with Clouts's being busy with his ill father, someone should write guest blogs. I nominate LB cause it will just be funny trying to actually read what he writes.

Love the trolls that come in here who are fans of teams with no success in recent history, just happen to be having a good season post lockout.
I think with Clouts's being busy with his ill father, someone should write guest blogs. I nominate LB cause it will just be funny trying to actually read what he writes.
- ruttager17

I hope the best for Richie and his family! Prayers for his papa people!!

I hope the best for Richie and his family! Prayers for his papa people!!
- al3535

True dat. Dude needs a break from writing 2 to 3 blogs a day. The oil will still be poopty when he is back to writing again. No worries about that.

Richard I can write all your blogs for you while youre busy if you like. I could write some things that would generate hits. Trust me.

True dat. Dude needs a break from writing 2 to 3 blogs a day. The oil will still be poopty when he is back to writing again. No worries about that.
- ruttager17

Ya no problems there.

Richard I can write all your blogs for you while youre busy if you like. I could write some things that would generate hits. Trust me.
- sanfordnson

I think we would be stupid not to give you the reins. What is the worst that could happen?? I look forward to it Edit: I recommend... ya never mind it even sounds bad in my head. But I still think you should write. That would be a good read, for sure. And anyone that thinks less, I will meet you behind the swing set at 12:25.

I think we would be stupid not to give you the reins. What is the worst that could happen?? I look forward to it Edit: I recommend... ya never mind it even sounds bad in my head. But I still think you should write. That would be a good read, for sure. And anyone that thinks less, I will meet you behind the swing set at 12:25.
- al3535

My first blog will involve hockey, strippers, blow and a lot of ether.

My first blog will involve hockey, strippers, blow and a lot of ether.
- sanfordnson

How could that go wrong? You have obviously played at a pro level with that much insight. Your blog would/will be EPIC!! Let's do it Bone!!

Guys I found a copy of the Oilers gameplan.


- sanfordnson

I was planning on posting a picture of the World Trade Centre collapsing with the same caption, but it seems like you beat me to the punch. Sly bastard...

Richard I can write all your blogs for you while youre busy if you like. I could write some things that would generate hits. Trust me.
- sanfordnson

Hits? Or people that wanna hit you?

My first blog will involve hockey, strippers, blow and a lot of ether.
- sanfordnson

Scratch my last post. You had me at My. The hockey, strippers and blow are all icing on the cake

I was planning on posting a picture of the World Trade Centre collapsing with the same caption, but it seems like you beat me to the punch. Sly bastard...
- MaximumBone

True but there are no muslim terroists cowardly flying planes into the oilers. How about a pick of something imploding on its own

My first blog will involve hockey, strippers, blow and a lot of ether.
- sanfordnson

Don't forget Gagner. He seems to bring in a lot of hits.

title could be "Strippers, blow, ether and Gagners next 8 point night will be in the 2013 stanley cup finals"

*Edited for maximum hits

Don't forget Gagner. He seems to bring in a lot of hits.

title could be "Strippers, blow,ether and Gagners next 8 point night"
- abware

or, Gagner gets blown by eight strippers in one night.....prock will still just suggest all his success is just from that one night.

http://www.vancitybuzz.co...ina_Canucks_3250_hw_s.jpg


Why is this chick wearing Canucks clothes? WHy is this chick wearing clothes

or, Gagner gets blown by eight strippers in one night.....prock will still just suggest all his success is just from that one night.
- ruttager17

well ya. If you take away those 8 blow jobs he is below average...

well ya. If you take away those 8 blow jobs he is below average...
- abware

And of course his goal tonight was the result of all the planets aligning at the right time and the tide in the oceans being just high enough to create enough of a gravitational pull so the puck had enough force to bounce into the net. Gagner is poop and has no skill.

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Carolina_Canucks_3250_hw_s.jpg


Why is this chick wearing Canucks clothes? WHy is this chick wearing clothes
- al3535

It clearly demonstrates that models will wear anything you pay them to wear. Also, at least its an old school logo and not that fugly ass blue and green sh!te with a pic of free willy on the front. Maybe she is actually an old school fan and not one of them fair weather bozo's like Esplen, scooby-doo, whiskey-tango and others.

or, Gagner gets blown by eight strippers in one night.....prock will still just suggest all his success is just from that one night.
- ruttager17

I was thinking "Gagner>Malkin" just to draw people in. Once they read it they would realize that it was essentially instructions on how to send me money and nude pictures of their wives/mothers.

I was thinking "Gagner>Malkin" just to draw people in. Once they read it they would realize that it was essentially instructions on how to send me money and nude pictures of their wives/mothers.
- sanfordnson

Well right now while Malkin is at home being fed through a straw while his noodle recovers, he kinda sorta is better.