Can we please stop with the nicknames?

It's hockey, people. It's not that hard.

You take the first syllable of the guy's last name, and add "zer" or "zie"

That's it.
- Atomic Wedgie

I agree. Sometimes even just an 'S' or 'Y', eg. "Frats" "Browny" "Grabs" "Nazzy"

Got it, Wedgzie!
- As_I_See_It

Thanks Assie - no wait, let's go with Aszer.

So whats the game gonna be like tonight boys ? Here's my odds for tonight...

1-1 pretty tame, no major scraps

4-1 , multiple scraps, couple game misconducts

10-1 , bench clearing brawl. ( Kessel fights Gionta)


taking bets up until 7 pm

Lets go Phaneufzie and Kesselzer!!!!




- robin_steele264

Sounds like a pair of German tanks.

What do they do with Holzer? Holzerzer! Holzerzie?

Thanks Assie - no wait, let's go with Aszer.
- Atomic Wedgie

Lets go Phaneufzie and Kesselzer!!!!




- robin_steele264

Figures an Oilers fan can't follow simple instructions.

Fanzie (although they may convert that one to Fonzie) and Kesszer.

Sounds like a pair of German tanks.

What do they do with Holzer? Holzerzer! Holzerzie?
- Two_For_Truth

1 syllable. 1 syllable only. Sheesh.

Holzie.

Done.

1 syllable. 1 syllable only. Sheesh.

Holzie.

Done.
- Atomic Wedgie

Holzie is 2 syllables

- Flyfreaky

is that kangaroo or a deer (not the wife with her build in floatation devices)

is that kangaroo or a dear (not the wife with her build in floatation devices)
- dmnted

I was wondering the same thing...Gonna go with a deer...

1 syllable. 1 syllable only. Sheesh.

Holzie.

Done.
- Atomic Wedgie

Seems to be some Hol-zie in the rules.

Sounds like a pair of German tanks.

What do they do with Holzer? Holzerzer! Holzerzie?
- Two_For_Truth

nope he's the exception to the rule.

Figures an Oilers fan can't follow simple instructions.

Fanzie (although they may convert that one to Fonzie) and Kesszer.
- Atomic Wedgie

(frank) offzie

Seems to be some Hol-zie in the rules.
- Two_For_Truth

Cram it in your Holzie.

Using the aforementioned criteria for hockey nicknames, here is the optimal Leafs line-up.

Philzer - Bozie - Riemsy
Kulie - Grabs - Clarkie (or just Mac)
Komer - Nazzy - Orrzie
Macker - Clems - Brownie

Holzie - (can't come up with Phaneuf's)
Gunner - Koster
Franzie - Fraze

Reims
Scriver

IR/press-box : Loops, Frats, Komi, Lilezie, Gards

(frank) offzie
- robin_steele264

I searched Hockeydb - can't find any Frank Offzie.

Oilers thinking of taking him in the 2013 draft?

is that kangaroo or a deer (not the wife with her build in floatation devices)
- dmnted

Buck you guyzies

Using the aforementioned criteria for hockey nicknames, here is the optimal Leafs line-up.

Philzer - Bozie - Riemsy
Kulie - Grabs - Clarkie (or just Mac)
Komer - Nazzy - Orrzie
Macker - Clems - Brownie

Holzie - (can't come up with Phaneuf's)
Gunner - Koster
Franzie - Fraze

Reims
Scriver

IR/press-box : Loops, Frats, Komi, Lilezie, Gards
- Leeman4Gilmour

Orr should a) not be on the 3rd line and b) be nicknamed "Bobby"

Call Phaneuf "Fonzie" or better yet "DJ"

Buck you guyzies
- Your_Mom

what your unclezie ....

good movie with mr candy.

(frank) offzie
- robin_steele264

Hall missed another two games, he is seriously injury prone!

Sounds like a pair of German tanks.

What do they do with Holzer? Holzerzer! Holzerzie?
- Two_For_Truth

His name is Korbinian...a name like that stands up on its own merits.

Hall missed another two games, he is seriously injury prone!
- Cfser

hehe i chirped him about that earlier i forgot to read for a reply!

what your unclezie ....

good movie with mr candy.
- dmnted

"Here's a quarter, why don't you get a rat to gnaw that thing off your face." Or something like that.

His name is Korbinian...a name like that stands up on its own merits.
- p_zub

Especially when he's throwing the opposition, his own goalie and the puck into his net.

His name is Korbinian...a name like that stands up on its own merits.
- p_zub

lol he squeaks out of the vajin only to be named Korbinian...the germans are wild!