well even with your small penis you've managed to sire adorable children. good for you.
- Fountain-San

bump.

(frank)ing priceless.

When I was little, my mother would do such nice things like, pour a bowl of cereal, add the milk, then go wake us all up for school. By the time we got to the table the cereal would be a nasty, slimy, soggy mess. I usually gagged trying to eat the stuff. So she would sit down with a big spoon and tell me to "open up!" while she literally tried cramming it down my throat. As I sat gagging on her slimy offerings, she would say through her clinched teeth, "EAT IT OR WEAR IT!" Then she would dump it over my head. The long hours I would spend sitting at the table with her chicken pot pie staring me in the face. It looked like a sea of sn0t littered with peas and carrots. I would turn green just looking at it. I would sit there until my rear end was numb. I never force feed my kids. I require only that they take a few bites, if you don't like it, then at least you gave it a shot. I also never pile their plates high with any food. Small portions of everything. That way, if you want more of your favorite, you are welcome to it! If you don't like something else, it's not going to waste.
- dt99999

bump.

(frank)ing priceless.
- Fountain-San

That's not a joke. That's fact.

That's not a joke. That's fact.
- hscesq

gotcha

Hi, I'm the Tampa game.
Hi, I'm the Buffalo game.
Hi, I'm the Islanders game.

Have we met?
- hscesq

Hi, I'm the word "less". I'm an antonym of "all". I am typically used in sentences with specific intent to avoid association with my brother, the word "always" (that bastard!).

I'm happy to meet you, the Tampa game, and you, the Buffalo game, and you too, the Islanders game. Do you have MPD?

When I was little, my mother would do such nice things like, pour a bowl of cereal, add the milk, then go wake us all up for school. By the time we got to the table the cereal would be a nasty, slimy, soggy mess. I usually gagged trying to eat the stuff. So she would sit down with a big spoon and tell me to "open up!" while she literally tried cramming it down my throat. As I sat gagging on her slimy offerings, she would say through her clinched teeth, "EAT IT OR WEAR IT!" Then she would dump it over my head. The long hours I would spend sitting at the table with her chicken pot pie staring me in the face. It looked like a sea of sn0t littered with peas and carrots. I would turn green just looking at it. I would sit there until my rear end was numb. I never force feed my kids. I require only that they take a few bites, if you don't like it, then at least you gave it a shot. I also never pile their plates high with any food. Small portions of everything. That way, if you want more of your favorite, you are welcome to it! If you don't like something else, it's not going to waste.
- dt99999

Deep Thoughts. by Jack Handy

Deep Thoughts. by Jack Handy
- habs12

gagne back to philly.

Hi, I'm the word "less". I'm an antonym of "all". I am typically used in sentences with specific intent to avoid association with my brother, the word "always" (that bastard!).

I'm happy to meet you, the Tampa game, and you, the Buffalo game, and you too, the Islanders game. Do you have MPD?
- mcmanmat

Well, how do you know it's less? Go back to last season's first however many games. and see how many 3rd period leads they blew. Go on. I'll wait here.

Well, how do you know it's less? Go back to last season's first however many games. and see how many 3rd period leads they blew. Go on. I'll wait here.
- hscesq

when he comes back I should like for him to see the "banned" screen.

gagne back to philly.
- Fountain-San

Jesus...

Hi, I'm the word "less". I'm an antonym of "all". I am typically used in sentences with specific intent to avoid association with my brother, the word "always" (that bastard!).

I'm happy to meet you, the Tampa game, and you, the Buffalo game, and you too, the Islanders game. Do you have MPD?
- mcmanmat

Less is the antonym of more. Nothing is the antonym of all.

The Big Bad Leafs.
- Pecafan Fan

i know.

kuley and grabo and bozey, phil the thrill, optimus reim and all those other bad asses. they're for real.


too bad brian buffoon won't be around to see them make the playoffs.

Less is the antonym of more. Nothing is the antonym of all.
- _nay_

smart is the antonym of 3m.

Less is the antonym of more. Nothing is the antonym of all.
- _nay_

Holy poop.

Well, how do you know it's less? Go back to last season's first however many games. and see how many 3rd period leads they blew. Go on. I'll wait here.
- hscesq

I said "seems less prone"; clearly I'm offering an opinion, not a statement of fact.

gagne back to philly.
- Fountain-San

Holy poop.
- hscesq

I, too, am able to be a smartass.

Less is the antonym of more. Nothing is the antonym of all.
- _nay_

- hon_hon_hon

For a conditional pick.

Talk about losing value!

Less is the antonym of more. Nothing is the antonym of all.
- _nay_

smart is the antonym of 3m.
- dt99999

This.

I said "seems less prone"; clearly I'm offering an opinion, not a statement of fact.
- mcmanmat

Less is the antonym of more. Nothing is the antonym of all.

I, too, am able to be a smartass.
- _nay_

Not at all. That....was......AWESOME!!!!!

RELEASE THE MATRICULE 728!!