first caller in to a radio show never wins. It's usually the 9th caller. Seeing as you are the 9th poster you win on of Ek's missprinted hockey buzz t-shirts. It reads "Sockey Fuzz"
- Keva_Rosenberg

I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listening, I was just looking at your avatar

I spent many years in the Navy, and when we pulled into small coastal villages, the number of lonely sailors greatly outweighed the supply of "professional" women. It was in this environment, that my obsession with being first, was born.
- WayneZ

And here I thought this was going to be a fisting story...

I like to keep people off balance.
- WayneZ

Sup Wayne?

I spent many years in the Navy, and when we pulled into small coastal villages, the number of lonely sailors greatly outweighed the supply of "professional" women. It was in this environment, that my obsession with being first, was born.
- WayneZ

Considering the common misspelling of "first" on this board, I thought you were going to say that this environment was where your obsession with being "fisted" was born.

And here I thought this was going to be a fisting story...
- SotaPopinski

They always delete those.

Sup Wayne?
- Tee-Dot

Kickin the truth to the young black youth.

You?

Considering the common misspelling of "first" on this board, I thought you were going to say that this environment was where your obsession with being "fisted" was born.
- tmlfan69

You have to pay extra for that in America, but over seas, they typically toss that in to sweeten the pot. Europeans are very customer service oriented.

Pittsburgh?
- SotaPopinski

Yes please..

And here I thought this was going to be a fisting story...
- SotaPopinski

If you keep reading, you'll see that it indeed is a wonderful fisting story...

double pump

Only a Malkin thread would lead to a conversation on fisting

Kickin the truth to the young black youth.

You?
- WayneZ

Wishin I could come up with some mad rimez yo.

Is anyone missing?
- Flyfreaky

Amelia Earhart
Jimmy Hoffa

Wishin I could come up with some mad rimez yo.
- Tee-Dot

The family and I like to listen to the Wu, during our Saturday morning pancake ritual. My 3 year old does a mean impersonation of the Rizza.

Amelia Earhart
Jimmy Hoffa
- Atomic Wedgie

Obama's Birth Certificate

The family and I like to listen to the Wu, during our Saturday morning pancake ritual. My 3 year old does a mean impersonation of the Rizza.
- WayneZ

It would take me decades to decipher the meaning of this

Only a Malkin thread would lead to a conversation on fisting
- SotaPopinski

As do all stories involving the Pens...

Obama's Birth Certificate
- WayneZ

somewhere in Nigeria

It would take me decades to decipher the meaning of this
- SotaPopinski

Best not to delay then. Andy Dufrane didn't dig out of Shawshank, by putting off the work. Take a lesson from his toils.

Have you ever heard the expression "foregone conclusion?"
- Atomic Wedgie

.....

I was just trying to make conversation.

As do all stories involving the Pens...


- Flyfreaky

It would take me decades to decipher the meaning of this
- SotaPopinski

Are you seriously that mentally challenged?

somewhere in Nigeria
- shmenge

Best not to delay then. Andy Dufrane didn't dig out of Shawshank, by putting off the work. Take a lesson from his toils.
- WayneZ

I am far too distracted with the fisting to begin such a journey

Are you seriously that mentally challenged?
- Flyfreaky

Pretty much