easier than getting rid of ur buttplug
- sanfordnson

Doubt it. From what I heard it would probably just fall out

I wouldn't want RNH. Complete bust.
- nayefj

Yeah, has only scored against the AVS this season but they suck.

Doubt it. From what I heard it would probably just fall out
- abware

Ive heard his butt holds onto things pretty tightly.

EDIT: I stand corrected.

easier than getting rid of ur buttplug
- sanfordnson

Don't be silly bro. It slides right on out!

e: Dammit u turds beat me to this!

vag are you gonna go see Man Of Steel this summer?

Yeah, has only scored against the AVS this season but they suck.
- yaktalksback

You took my post seriously?

vag are you gonna go see Man Of Steel this summer?
- sanfordnson

(frank) yeah I am. And Iron Man 3. And any other awesome movie where poop's gonna go boom!

btw, had this conversation yesterday aboot the new GI Joe. Gonna be saweet!

Most of those trade proposals are absolutely ridiculous.

Glad to hear your dad is doing well.

(frank) yeah I am. And Iron Man 3. And any other awesome movie where poop's gonna go boom!

btw, had this conversation yesterday aboot the new GI Joe. Gonna be saweet!

- DTF69

Christoph Waltz is hosting SNL this weekend.

Most of those trade proposals are absolutely ridiculous.

Glad to hear your dad is doing well.
- Jeffmt

Your face and balls are absolutely ridiculous.

Christoph Waltz is hosting SNL this weekend.
- sanfordnson

Nice.

You see the new Stallone movie? There were lots of guns and dead bad guys!

So your going to get which one of those players with this group?
- Steve-B

From a team that has no one as good as Hemsky on it. Nice one.

For one this list completely underrates our players. You are not taking into account teams needs for a trade. For example the Pens with 2 injured dmen might part with a second round for whitney. They tried to get 37 year old gonchar, same thing.

Nino from NYI is like trading for Paajarvi but you want to give someone better to get him. He might be good and he has size but we don't need a prospect for our top 6, we have those and Paajarvi is better. I don't think you have seen Nino play.

Top 10:
1 Chris Stewart (I have been saying this since last year)
2 Someone from Buffalo, they have to sign their team and they have solid forwards and dmen to part with
3 Loungo - it has to be said. 5.5 for a top 5 goalie is cheap, can't convince me other wise. I would pay 1.5 million more to have lou in net over duby any day.
4. Del Zotto - NYR is shopping him, I say we take them up on their offer
5. Hanzel - Pho wants to shed salary, we can help and this six five center is signed at 3.5 for years Despite belief they are going to have huge holes after this year and we can help patch them for a cheap price with prospects in return plus a top 6 player to keep them near the floor.
6 Dubinsky - Huge, wins faceoffs and a cheap third line center. Plus he has speed and can score. Columbus wants him gone, he doesn't want to be there, and putting him with Paajarvi and Hartkinen would not only provide points it would also give us a line of two way grit that can shut down the top lines of other teams
7 Jack Johnson - Again a player on the outs that might be able to be acquired for depth players much or one of our dmen and a prospect. Columbus has shown their need to collect picks and young players and we can help with that.
8 Weiss if we can resign him before the trade - he is doing nothing in Florida and they need the money. Traditionally however he has been amazing with points and hits. Great top 6
9 I still say Mark Striet if we can sign him even though he is injured. Potter can play till he is back.
10 Dion Phaneuf - Toronto fans will hate this but you have too many d, Phaneuf is not your best now and long term he will be surpassed. He is however your highest priced. You could use the offensive depth if you are going to make the playoffs.

Also remember this year the second round looks better than the players taken after the top 10 picks last year. Oilers could score big with 2 picks in the second and neither should be a goalie as their is no standout other than the highest ranked one out of Quebec. With that said, last year the Oilers passed on several players that I think will be great NHL's and picked a player that won't make it to OKC. So we can say our scouting is good but we have had VERY few good picks outside the top 10 in the last 20 years. We traditionally are horrible at drafting and if Tamb had his way we would had Murphy right now.

not sure what size your talking about regarding St.louis .

St.louis only really has 4 big guys in Stewart, berglund, and backes and reaves other than that they're pretty much the same size as the oilers for forwards.

Oilers pretty much have the same number of guys who play big in teemu, jones, petrell and even eager.(then factor in smid and fistric) Backes is the only thing that makes St.louis seem big and he's just a freak.

Give the Oilers and especially Teemu time to grow they'll have just as much size on paper.
Oilers are still 2-3 years behind st.louis in their rebuild.
right now Puck possesion and team strategy are what make st.louis seem big and it's the same things that make the oilers seem small.

Nice.

You see the new Stallone movie? There were lots of guns and dead bad guys!
- DTF69

No. Saw Expendables 2 tho. It was cool. JCVD looks (frank)in oooooold now.

No. Saw Expendables 2 tho. It was cool. JCVD looks (frank)in oooooold now.
- sanfordnson

He is (frank)ing old. They're all (frank)ing old. No one one the Oilers was alive when all those guys were being badasses in the 80's and 90's.

He is (frank)ing old. They're all (frank)ing old. No one one the Oilers was alive when all those guys were being badasses in the 80's and 90's.
- DTF69

The glory days when plot was just an afterthought.

"Holy crap those guys have machine guns Arnie!"

"Its cool. I'll just use this harrier jet."

The glory days when plot was just an afterthought.

"Holy crap those guys have machine guns Arnie!"

"Its cool. I'll just use this harrier jet."
- sanfordnson

I miss that. Now movies have to have story. Before it was guns and boobs and explosions. Sometimes a nice car but it was usually just a jeep or a motorbike.

I miss that. Now movies have to have story. Before it was guns and boobs and explosions. Sometimes a nice car but it was usually just a jeep or a motorbike.
- DTF69

sry. after looking again at Sasha Grey had to fap.

I miss that. Now movies have to have story. Before it was guns and boobs and explosions. Sometimes a nice car but it was usually just a jeep or a motorbike.
- DTF69

The random boobs are definitely lacking in the action flicks now.
Loved shoot 'em up. Cheesy as (frank) but still awesome. No tits though if I remember correct.

The random boobs are definitely lacking in the action flicks now.
Loved shoot 'em up. Cheesy as (frank) but still awesome. No tits though if I remember correct.
- abware

I am almost positive those old badass action movies were all basically

"Hey _____, come in and shoot some gun fights and fist fights and explosion scenes topped with an epic one liner"

"Sounds great, what about the story?"

"We'll mash something together in post production. Just come film this poop bro. We found a sweet way for you to dive out of an exploding helicopter above an exlpoding building built on an exploding city but you land totally fine and peace the (frank) out on a Harley"

I really think it will take more then that for Jack Johnson.

I am almost positive those old badass action movies were all basically

"Hey _____, come in and shoot some gun fights and fist fights and explosion scenes topped with an epic one liner"

"Sounds great, what about the story?"

"We'll mash something together in post production. Just come film this poop bro. We found a sweet way for you to dive out of an exploding helicopter above an exlpoding building built on an exploding city but you land totally fine and peace the (frank) out on a Harley"
- DTF69

If that movie hasnt been made yet it should be.

- sanfordnson

related sort of

You want Jeff Schultz? I would be happy to pack his stuff and drive his a$$ to the airport. when you do you want him? hows tomorrow?