Employee comes to my desk and sneezes then looks at me expectantly.

"What? I've been blessing you for 15 years and you've never become even a slightly better person. I'm out."
- mayorofangrytown

Presumptious bastard

the fact that every trade rumor involves Cooty lets us know that he is the flyers 2nd most valuable player in the organization and eventually may become the most valuable.

the fact that every trade rumor involves Cooty lets us know that he is the flyers 2nd most valuable player in the organization and eventually may become the most valuable.
- vejim

Well, we're certainly not moving Jon Sim or David Laliberte.

Good point. Ruf, Biddle, Brown and Aumont for Stanton.
- NickTheKid87

the only good player there is Biddle

the fact that every trade rumor involves Cooty lets us know that he is the flyers 2nd most valuable player in the organization and eventually may become the most valuable.
- vejim

cooty for stanton

the only good player there is Biddle
- vejim

RUF IS THE FUTURE BABE RUF

RUF IS THE FUTURE BABE RUF
- NickTheKid87

designated for assignment by memorial day

designated for assignment by memorial day
- watsonnostaw

Yeah, assignment to the HALL OF FAME.
....orrr......Double A....yeahHALLOFFAME!

Just persistence like Peyton displayed.

Papa Jeffrey: We're going to trade Giancarlo Stanton for a plethora of top tier prospects.

Ruben Amanning, Jr.: Ok so Darin Ruf and Dominic Brown.

Papa Jeffrey: No, top tier prospects.

Ruben Amanning, Jr.: Ok so Darin Ruf and Dominic Brown.

*Continues back and forth for about 25 minutes*

Ruben Amanning, Jr.: Ok so Darin Ruf and Dominic Brown.

*Giancarlo Stanton is a Phillie*
- NickTheKid87

and his brother Cruz Michael Stanton

designated for assignment by memorial day
- watsonnostaw

DFA AKA DAY FOR ALL-STARS

nice thanks man
- Crimsoninja

hey man, don't steal my thunder. It's my birthday too.

hey man, don't steal my thunder. It's my birthday too.
- KGBflyers10

one year closer to death

hey man, don't steal my thunder. It's my birthday too.
- KGBflyers10

we are the best

one year closer to death
- watsonnostaw

- BulliesPhan87

we are the best
- Crimsoninja

you seal, roger goodell, smokey robinson, lee marvin and tony iommi

you seal, roger goodell, smokey robinson, lee marvin and tony iommi
- watsonnostaw

please do not forget Copernicus


Big Nic turns the big 540 today!

please do not forget Copernicus


Big Nic turns the big 540 today!
- Crimsoninja

doesnt look a day over 480

please do not forget Copernicus


Big Nic turns the big 540 today!
- Crimsoninja

2 many bigs

http://www.hockey-referen...thdays.cgi?month=2&day=19

Ryan Whitney

2 many bigs
- OrangeBlack27

noticed that as soon as i posted. if you know me at all you know that it brought me to the edge of lividness

http://www.hockey-reference.com/friv/birthdays.cgi?month=2&day=19

Ryan Whitney
- watsonnostaw

yep same year too

yep same year too
- Crimsoninja

congrats on being a bigger success

congrats on being a bigger success
- watsonnostaw

ty

ty
- Crimsoninja

I shall buy you a Michael Schwimer jersey