And when it falls, guess who has to pick it up. Besides, if it wont move then at least he wont have to have sex with it. Best to leave things the way they are, it's safer that way. Once shes in the kitchen, you cant hide food from her anymore.
- systemtool

You know she probably gives the best helmet

I wonder how long it takes to give her a full body cavity search?
- Flyfreaky

No, that's when she can do her one knee bend for the day....It's all about slow progress to get her to the point where he doesn't need a hoist to get her off the couch.
- tmlfan17

I wonder what happens when her OBGYN tells her to put her legs in the stir-ups?

Actually being serious.
I grew up in Canada and my family still lives up their...No better place to grow up as a kid and raise a kid.
If your single, an can get employment in the States you'll love it....
I live in St. Louis and the weather's generally mild in the winter, oven in the summer but the best spring and fall weather anywhere.
Not to mention we're usually top 5 for murder rate....So we got that going for us which is nice.....
Great looking woman to stare at during Cardinals games.....Watch a Cardinals game on TV or go to see a live game. The talent in the stands is impressive and the ladies in St. Louis drink beer.
- tmlfan17

Fair enough ---- Top 5 for least amount of murders?
Never been to St. Louis - hope to see it one day.
I lived in Ormond Beach, FL for 6 years a decade ago. I miss the weather but it's nice being close to my parents. Contemplating going back down there now since I'm married.... not sure about that???
It's real difficult decision when you love the summer and are a golf fanatic.

I wonder what happens when her OBGYN tells her to put her legs in the stir-ups?
- Flyfreaky

She say's I'm not wearing a saddle today

I wonder how long it takes to give her a full body cavity search?
- Flyfreaky

roll it in flour and look for the wet spot

sprinkle it in flour and look for the wet spot
- JIMI-JAMES

I miss pubs putting out the free peanuts. I dont mind tasting dong, urine and cough.

Guys - your jokes about that behemoth are hilarious!

No, that's when she can do her one knee bend for the day....It's all about slow progress to get her to the point where he doesn't need a hoist to get her off the couch.
- tmlfan17

I just don't understand how someone can keep feeding someone like that.

If they can't get off the couch, it's probably a sign.

A very, very bad sign.

Same with not being able to clean yourself after a bowel movement.

Sorry, that's a sign.

I just don't understand how someone can keep feeding someone like that.

If they can't get off the couch, it's probably a sign.

A very, very bad sign.

Same with not being able to clean yourself after a bowel movement.

Sorry, that's a sign.
- Atomic Wedgie

Life insurance. Not wanting to be eaten. Fear of the beast.

I just don't understand how someone can keep feeding someone like that.

If they can't get off the couch, it's probably a sign.

A very, very bad sign.

Same with not being able to clean yourself after a bowel movement.

Sorry, that's a sign.
- Atomic Wedgie

Fair enough ---- Top 5 for least amount of murders?
Never been to St. Louis - hope to see it one day.
I lived in Ormond Beach, FL for 6 years a decade ago. I miss the weather but it's nice being close to my parents. Contemplating going back down there now since I'm married.... not sure???
- HipHopisDead

St. Louis is fun....If you live in Southern Ontario cheap and only an 1 1/2 flight or 8-9 hr drive.
Great when the Leafs come to town,

Fair enough ---- Top 5 for least amount of murders?
Never been to St. Louis - hope to see it one day.
I lived in Ormond Beach, FL for 6 years a decade ago. I miss the weather but it's nice being close to my parents. Contemplating going back down there now since I'm married.... not sure about that???
It's real difficult decision when you love the summer and are a golf fanatic.
- HipHopisDead

Most murders.....Chicago has been on fire this year but it's the only thing they can beat St. Louis at....

I just don't understand how someone can keep feeding someone like that.

If they can't get off the couch, it's probably a sign.

A very, very bad sign.

Same with not being able to clean yourself after a bowel movement.

Sorry, that's a sign.
- Atomic Wedgie

Garden hose fresh is the only way to go...

It's really quiet, the next three cottages are way up the lake, you basically have only two boats on our end of the lake during the summer. You can take a paddle boat around the whole part of the lake. We are secluded as the lake twists to the left then opens up, where we are there is nothing to the right but trees and rock cliffs, we (my family) own everything to the left up until the twist in the lake.
- LeafMan

What lake near Bracebridge??

I just don't understand how someone can keep feeding someone like that.

If they can't get off the couch, it's probably a sign.

A very, very bad sign.

Same with not being able to clean yourself after a bowel movement.

Sorry, that's a sign.
- Atomic Wedgie

She may have a hell of a Life Insurance plan and seeing how she love's to eat, he's hurrying up his payday....I didn't look at what was on the plate but I'm betting no veggies....If there is what the (frank) for.

Garden hose fresh is the only way to go...
- Flyfreaky

LOL, Hilarious especially after the visual presented itself in my head.

- Flyfreaky

Her forearms and hands look almost normal. Weird.

Her forearms and hands look almost normal. Weird.


- daeth

I wish the picture was taken from the front looks like she's packing some mean camel toe

Guys - your jokes about that behemoth are hilarious!
- HipHopisDead

1 push is as good as 3......she's not fat in bed, she's wide......ok i'll stop

I wonder what happens when her OBGYN tells her to put her legs in the stir-ups?
- Flyfreaky

"straps on a 2X4"...

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- Pecafan Fan

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- tmlfan17

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