Alright, I'll give you that one.

Back in the 70's, there used to be bumper stickers in Boston that said "Jesus saves... But Esposito knocks in the rebound."
- Leeman4Gilmour

I Remember those... funny i looked for a google image.... none to be found.

I miss Luke schenn
- yea-ok-buddy

I miss Schuke Lenn

I just took one of those poos where it took like a thousand wipes, and now my bum burns. I should have just showered after that poo instead of get wipe burn. What do you think?
- systemtool

I have a fire hose and hydrant in the back yard...

Saw a playoff game in Raleigh many moons ago and there was actually a group of Jesus freaks with "Jesus Saves" signs and a bunch of Leafers were yelling 'and Roberts pots the rebound'. I thought that was pretty clever at the time, but now I see it wasn't original
- 1979AD

Leafs need to go into the Canadian Latin American community, and groom 100 kids with the name Jesus to become goalies.

Get 'er done, Nonis.

I have a fire hose and hydrant in the back yard...
- Flyfreaky

Cold water.

Wipe burn it is.

He'd be chomping at the bit
- robin_steele264

habs fans are really whinning about that and orr

Leafs need to go into the Canadian Latin American community, and groom 100 kids with the name Jesus to become goalies.

Get 'er done, Nonis.
- Atomic Wedgie

No Jesus, no peace

Know Jesus, know peace

Just watched the mid-season premiere of Walking Dead. Pretty sure I saw Grabbo playing a zombie.

I just took one of those poos where it took like a thousand wipes, and now my bum burns. I should have just showered after that poo instead of get wipe burn. What do you think?
- systemtool

i think you need more fiber in your diet

i think you need more fiber in your diet
- DoubleDown

Ive actually been getting a lot. Problem is, we had spicy wings last night and left overs for lunch today. Feeling it!

habs fans are really whinning about that and orr
- dmnted

No Jesus, no peace

Know Jesus, know peace
- systemtool

That's deep. Meaningless, but deep.

No Jesus, no peace

Know Jesus, know peace
- systemtool

Tell me more about this water into wine thingy - does Jesus do this all the time?

Could I get Jesus to convert the water dispenser on my fridge?

'cuz I'd be totally willing to give my life over to JC if the dude would hook me up like that.

Cold water.

Wipe burn it is.
- systemtool

FLYERS VS LEAFS YEAH BABY GO LEAFS GO!!!!

Leafs should follow up on the juice they got from the mauling in Montreal and show they mean business by punching Luke Schenn's head off. I mean, I like Schenn, but (frank) him, they have to hammer him all night.

Ive actually been getting a lot. Problem is, we had spicy wings last night and left overs for lunch today. Feeling it!
- systemtool

i was at a bachelor party sat (and fortunately missed the massacre). what has been coming out of me the last 2 days just isn't right.

i was at a bachelor party sat (and fortunately missed the massacre). what has been coming out of me the last 2 days just isn't right.
- DoubleDown

Grabovsky said the same thing today...

- p_zub

This was so (frank)ing funny...

28min...

i was at a bachelor party sat (and fortunately missed the massacre). what has been coming out of me the last 2 days just isn't right.
- DoubleDown

well tie an elastic around it then

Grabovsky said the same thing today...
- p_zub

ZING!

No Jesus, no peace

Know Jesus, know peace
- systemtool

Real eyes realize real lies

- p_zub

How'd his jersey get ripped like that??

Anyone see the new TSN power rankings?

Montreal moves up from 7th to 5th.

Leafs 18th.


- Leeman4Gilmour

Scott Cullen is a homer....to be fair though that was last weeks ranking and he finally updated it for this week. Leafs are in 13th and the Smurfs are down to 14th. I've been in a couple of email wars with Cullen over his horrible rankings....I don't know what his criteria is but it seems pretty random / biased.

How'd his jersey get ripped like that??
- burn

gorges holding on for dear life.

Fraser's +6?