Gilmore, Happy
- Lahey

Happy Gilmore mixed with Marty McSorley and that dude who puts chicks in that pit in his house and makes them put lotion on all the time.

I'd say he's available, but he is playing well, even though he is not putting up points, he is on the right track. PRV-Lander-Teemu could be a future line for EDM. Who would you offer for PRV?
- deks1

Thats the thing. The only D I could see fitting would be Sekera, and he has been the Sabres best D-man. Also he is hurt right now with a deep bone bruise in his foot from blocking a shot.

I don't know if that would be enough. Maybe Sekera + Brennan.

Thats the thing. The only D I could see fitting would be Sekera, and he has been the Sabres best D-man. Also he is hurt right now with a deep bone bruise in his foot from blocking a shot.

I don't know if that would be enough. Maybe Sekera + Brennan.
- ImThatGuy

Well then he'll slot in perfectly with EDM.

Why can't they install the same sensors Curling uses to determine whether the thrower is still hanging onto the rock when they cross the first line? (sry, don't know curling lingo)
- BigDre

They have the technology to fix what's obviously broken... They should something at least.

And as I recall, one of the photos was kind of a fake vagina on a man.
Oh right that's why, he crossed the code of conduct with a transgender-transvestite medic-mannequin
- Salvo

Yeah, he was saying that the genitals are removable... You can just pop them on/off any dummy, or you can even take them home for the evening if you want.

I think people need to look at past prospects and tone their expectations down. We've seen this song and dance before. Guys rip up junior then struggle in the ECHL.

Also Arcobello back to OKC.
- Lahey

I am not saying that Tobias is the answer to the Oilers current third line for this year or next but he has to be a better temporary option than Arcobello or Van. I know that minors doesn't translate but he did some good things in the world juniors against players including our top center. I think he should be with OKC as soon as possible but while we have NO other centers, he is better than putting in a crash test dummy or however you want to refer to Arcobello.

I know you guys are going to hate this idea but I say we move Hall to first line center and Yak up with Eberle and him. He might click with those two as he is not NEEDED on the second line. Then put Hartkinen on the second line. Then we swallow our pride and sign RFA Omark to a one year deal and give the kid 1 last chance. We have nothing to lose and we have worse players on contract. We gave Pouliot tons of chances and he didn't have half the potential Omark does. Odds are, Omark doesn't turn out and fades away. But there is a 1/20 shot the kid becomes a solid third or even second line winger someday. Him and Paajarvii on the third line with Smyth centering (since he happens to be the only other guy winning face offs).

Don't like Smyth if you want to but we need to win some draws and we need some bodies that belong in the NHL. Barring UFA or Trade, Omark and Smyth are what we have.

Richard Cloutier: Injury Situation Become Ridiculous
- Maxbone

"Nail Yakupov is adorable when he celebrates a goal."

question for ya Clouts

do you know what the deal is with Nuge's injury? long term?

also when does the walking dead return!!!! dammit!

"Nail Yakupov is adorable when he celebrates a goal."

question for ya Clouts

do you know what the deal is with Nuge's injury? long term?

also when does the walking dead return!!!! dammit!
- Habitants98

This weekend or next.

BRAINZZZZZZ

I am not saying that Tobias is the answer to the Oilers current third line for this year or next but he has to be a better temporary option than Arcobello or Van. I know that minors doesn't translate but he did some good things in the world juniors against players including our top center. I think he should be with OKC as soon as possible but while we have NO other centers, he is better than putting in a crash test dummy or however you want to refer to Arcobello.

I know you guys are going to hate this idea but I say we move Hall to first line center and Yak up with Eberle and him. He might click with those two as he is not NEEDED on the second line. Then put Hartkinen on the second line. Then we swallow our pride and sign RFA Omark to a one year deal and give the kid 1 last chance. We have nothing to lose and we have worse players on contract. We gave Pouliot tons of chances and he didn't have half the potential Omark does. Odds are, Omark doesn't turn out and fades away. But there is a 1/20 shot the kid becomes a solid third or even second line winger someday. Him and Paajarvii on the third line with Smyth centering (since he happens to be the only other guy winning face offs).

Don't like Smyth if you want to but we need to win some draws and we need some bodies that belong in the NHL. Barring UFA or Trade, Omark and Smyth are what we have.
- bsteinley

I don't think you realize the jump from playing with boys to men. Sure maybe Reider will come in do well, but the odds are against him.

Yeah, he was saying that the genitals are removable... You can just pop them on/off any dummy, or you can even take them home for the evening if you want.
- laughs2907

Y'know, if you want....you could y know...just take them home for the evening.

"Nail Yakupov is adorable when he celebrates a goal."

question for ya Clouts

do you know what the deal is with Nuge's injury? long term?

also when does the walking dead return!!!! dammit!
- Habitants98

Nuge is back Saturday. With that being said I will not be shocked to see him hurt again and eventually go under the knife.

I don't think you realize the jump from playing with boys to men. Sure maybe Reider will come in do well, but the odds are against him.
- Lahey

I'm guessing you enjoy it less? More pubes? Less risk less reward?

I'm guessing you enjoy it less? More pubes? Less risk less reward?
- Oilersforlife

I wanted laughs to pick up on it.

Oilers need a center now, pull a trade or get a nother high draft pick next season...
As an Oiler fan i say make a big move to make our team better now..
I WANT PLAYOFF HOCKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nuge is back Saturday. With that being said I will not be shocked to see him hurt again and eventually go under the knife.
- Lahey

Shoulder surgery for everyone!!! YAY!!!

I wanted laughs to pick up on it.
- Lahey

Is Laughs still considered a boy or a man. I could see him as more of a boy. Probably get top dollar on the gay hooker circuite. I may have to see if he wants to form a partnership. I'll sell his body and provide protection. Are you interested on getting in on the ground floor? I know they're fleshlight business is really struggling. Gingers are getting banned for posting ads.

I wanted laughs to pick up on it.
- Lahey

I thought you were talking about the band.

Is Laughs still considered a boy or a man. I could see him as more of a boy. Probably get top dollar on the gay hooker circuite. I may have to see if he wants to form a partnership. I'll sell his body and provide protection. Are you interested on getting in on the ground floor? I know they're fleshlight business is really struggling. Gingers are getting banned for posting ads.
- Oilersforlife

We're not struggling, we're in the R&D phase.

Is Laughs still considered a boy or a man. I could see him as more of a boy. Probably get top dollar on the gay hooker circuite. I may have to see if he wants to form a partnership. I'll sell his body and provide protection. Are you interested on getting in on the ground floor? I know they're fleshlight business is really struggling. Gingers are getting banned for posting ads.
- Oilersforlife

What ground floor? Like on my knees?

We're not struggling, we're in the R&D phase.
- laughs2907

(frank) you guys are slow.

(frank) you guys are slow.
- Lahey

The average time for research and development for new drugs is around 15 years. Jesus man, let us have at least half that time to create the perfect (frank)ing aid.

Thats the thing. The only D I could see fitting would be Sekera, and he has been the Sabres best D-man. Also he is hurt right now with a deep bone bruise in his foot from blocking a shot.

I don't know if that would be enough. Maybe Sekera + Brennan.
- ImThatGuy

What's up with Luke Adam these days? Seems like he's been buried a bit in Buffalo.

The average time for research and development for new drugs is around 15 years. Jesus man, let us have at least half that time to create the perfect (frank)ing aid.
- laughs2907

By then they'll have fleshlights built in to the seats of everything you can sit on.

I thought that Lander was playing semi-decent over the last couple games before he got hurt.

The average time for research and development for new drugs is around 15 years. Jesus man, let us have at least half that time to create the perfect (frank)ing aid.
- laughs2907

May I reccomend an organic option? Microwave a Bannana for 15 seconds and tie a couple elastic bands around it. I was gonna bring my own to market but I too have been bogged down by the R&D phase. It's a tough rut to get out of.