Is that the Canucks 1st, 2nd, and 3rd rounders from last year?

- al3535

They're tougher than our guys

They're tougher than our guys
- laughs2907

I'm back (frank)ers.

They're tougher than our guys
- laughs2907

Rember are conversation about you writing the book on making sweet sweet love to the creatures of the sea... Well they immortalized it in a statue.

Submitted by Roland P.

Rember are conversation about you writing the book on making sweet sweet love to the creatures of the sea... Well they immortalized it in a statue.

Submitted by Roland P.
- spitfire187

I would like to read this book. Is it a "how to for dummies" type of book or more of an autobiography?

hes had a bad couple games... gets benched one game and everyone thinks he's on the block. He's adds value to the rangers, doubt they dump him for a late round pick.

Rather try to aquire Gaustad from the preds, He has a bigger cap hit though
- Killbot460

Apparently Chris VV will be recalled for DET game after Lander is now on IR. I think he has to clear waivers to go back down...anyone know for sure?

I would like to read this book. Is it a "how to for dummies" type of book or more of an autobiography?
- ruttager17

It comes in many different versions. (frank)ing fish for dummies, pumping plump pufferfish rump poetry, and of course the best selling kids pop up book "dad, I got my d!ck stuck in a turtle."

See picture above.

It comes in many different versions. (frank)ing fish for dummies, pumping plump pufferfish rump poetry, and of course the best selling kids pop up book "dad, I got my d!ck stuck in a turtle."

See picture above.
- spitfire187

- ruttager17

FFS, all I can see is -403 forbidden-

I'm back (frank)ers.
- ruttager17

Aw poop, I missed the pics you posted for your ban.

Were they good enough to post again

Aw poop, I missed the pics you posted for your ban.

Were they good enough to post again
- abware

They were just pics of medical dummies we use for the nursing program. a male with penis, a female with slit, and two boobies to use for checking for lumps. My ban was apparently for the female pic, well the plastic dummy with slit in perineal region that is supposed to be a vag. Maybe they were upset cause there was a catheter tube inserted into the urethra and they thought is was a really thin long penis and simulated intercourse or something.

They were just pics of medical dummies we use for the nursing program. a male with penis, a female with slit, and two boobies to use for checking for lumps. My ban was apparently for the female pic, well the plastic dummy with slit in perineal region that is supposed to be a vag. Maybe they were upset cause there was a catheter tube inserted into the urethra and they thought is was a really thin long penis and simulated intercourse or something.
- ruttager17

Bans are such a joke here.

They were just pics of medical dummies we use for the nursing program. a male with penis, a female with slit, and two boobies to use for checking for lumps. My ban was apparently for the female pic, well the plastic dummy with slit in perineal region that is supposed to be a vag. Maybe they were upset cause there was a catheter tube inserted into the urethra and they thought is was a really thin long penis and simulated intercourse or something.
- ruttager17

So have you got to do catheter insertions yet? Or just in a dummy?

So have you got to do catheter insertions yet? Or just in a dummy?
- abware

Start on the dummies soon, we got to put condom catheters on rubber penis's. Well I didn't cause I already know how to put one one. i did my part as an older student to help teach some of the younger female ones how to put them on properly......that and I will admit I didnt do it entirely for purposes of teaching but some for the purposes of I enjoyed watching some cute younger girls handle a rubber penis and try to put a condom on it. Is that wrong???
Start clinical rotation in 3 weeks, might get to try the real deal on some crusty old vag or dink, but I think that is a second year thing.

Start on the dummies soon, we got to put condom catheters on rubber penis's. Well I didn't cause I already know how to put one one. i did my part as an older student to help teach some of the younger female ones how to put them on properly......that and I will admit I didnt do it entirely for purposes of teaching but some for the purposes of I enjoyed watching some cute younger girls handle a rubber penis and try to put a condom on it. Is that wrong???
Start clinical rotation in 3 weeks, might get to try the real deal on some crusty old vag or dink, but I think that is a second year thing.
- ruttager17

Well you could always practice on yourself

Well you could always practice on yourself
- abware

That is very true. I already said in class it would be the perfect hangover cure, put in a catheter and hook up an IV and you can stay in bed all day

That is very true. I already said in class it would be the perfect hangover cure, put in a catheter and hook up an IV and you can stay in bed all day
- ruttager17

The catheter is overkill. The IV is supposed to be amazing. My wife is a nurse and some of the hardcore drinking nurses swear by it. I have never really thought ahead and tried to get my wife to get the supplies, but as I get older and the hangovers get worse it seems like a good idea.

Also I would rather piss in a bottle or drag my ass out of bed than insert a catheter.

Man - I love your sarcasm But seriously yaks and Schultz make this team better- yaks with 2 posts if those were in we win- (frank) its only a matter of time til hall goes down... Maybe nuge has been injured all along suffice to say he should not have been drafted until 22 yrs old as his kid body is not able to handl the NHL. And poor lander- (frank)er finally started to make some strides! At least we are the consistent injury riddled team we know and love
- saskoil21

The game could have gone either way with a number of things. If the ref would have called the obvious too many men in OT. The game would have at least gone to a shoot out and quite frankly, last night, I liked our odds better. Not to mention a 4 on 3 PP for 2 minutes would have been nice. We had a TO left, we could have had Hall/Hemsky and Gagner/Yaks with Eberle and Justin on the point the whole time.

Simple things could have changed the game against us as well. Although we did, for the most part, dominate a terrible game.

OMFG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.theprovince.co...t+week/7933927/story.html

Rooney mara is fuking hot

OMFG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.theprovince.co...t+week/7933927/story.html
- laughs2907

Experts have calculated it landing in Newfoundland. Get out of there little fella!

Submitted by Chuck O.

The game could have gone either way with a number of things. If the ref would have called the obvious too many men in OT. The game would have at least gone to a shoot out and quite frankly, last night, I liked our odds better. Not to mention a 4 on 3 PP for 2 minutes would have been nice. We had a TO left, we could have had Hall/Hemsky and Gagner/Yaks with Eberle and Justin on the point the whole time.

Simple things could have changed the game against us as well. Although we did, for the most part, dominate a terrible game.
- bsteinley

One thing I must admit is this team is not rolling over as easily. I like that we are in every game but FFS many of the games thus far were could and should have ended with the 2pts in our favour! I hope these injuries are mostly short term! We could easily make the playoffs this year- just a tad more killer instinct! When is jones back?

One thing I must admit is this team is not rolling over as easily. I like that we are in every game but FFS many of the games thus far were could and should have ended with the 2pts in our favour! I hope these injuries are mostly short term! We could easily make the playoffs this year- just a tad more killer instinct! When is jones back?
- saskoil21

I think Stauffer said Jones is at least another month.
Someone else can confirm but it's going to be a while.

I think Stauffer said Jones is at least another month.
Someone else can confirm but it's going to be a while.
- Salvo

Seems long. Gregor said 16th I think. Jones started practicing in a regular jersey yesterday or the day before, so a month seems excessive.