Kosher food would cease to be Kosher once bacon touched it.
- habby

I thought that may have been obvious. Then I realized I forgot the rule I just taught Geoff.

oh sorry. i guess gentiles have no clue huh?
- Fountain-San

OK.. here's why.

Not at all related to being Kosher.

Kosher salt has a bigger grain compared to regular salt. IT's what's used to pickle food.
That's where it takes it's name from.

As a general rule, this is correct.
- hscesq

On Saturday, I told Mainprize you were in Montreal, right after I told you via text to (frank) off. She said "Oh, did he drive there?" I laughed and replied with two words:

"He's Jewish."

Kosher food would cease to be Kosher once bacon touched it.
- habby

Then one can't possibly know if it tastes better or worse with bacon?

On Saturday, I told Mainprize you were in Montreal, right after I told you via text to (frank) off. She said "Oh, did he drive there?" I laughed and replied with two words:

"He's Jewish."
- mcmanmat

Does that mean I DID drive because it's cheaper than flying?
Or does it mean I flew, because it would be unlike a fancy Jew to drive 6 hours?

more like a bar of ivory soap.
- Fountain-San

Baby carrots are regular imperfect carrots that are washed, peeled and cut into smaller “baby cut” carrots.

I thought that may have been obvious. Then I realized I forgot the rule I just taught Geoff.
- hscesq

Jesus H. Christ, Howard. You're talking to General Goyim himself here, and you think that I should know the (frank)ing intimate details of when something ceases to be Kosher?

Then one can't possibly know if it tastes better or worse with bacon?
- mcmanmat

The question is irrelevant as it relates to Kosher food. Move along.

Kosher food would cease to be Kosher once bacon touched it.
- habby

this is true.

Does that mean I DID drive because it's cheaper than flying?
Or does it mean I flew, because it would be unlike a fancy Jew to drive 6 hours?
- hscesq

The latter.

Baby carrots are regular imperfect carrots that are washed, peeled and cut into smaller “baby cut” carrots.
- habby

I said they were washed. I was mocked.

OK.. here's why.

Not at all related to being Kosher.

Kosher salt has a bigger grain compared to regular salt. IT's what's used to pickle food.
That's where it takes it's name from.
- WaterBoy

I just use pickling salt.....

The latter.
- mcmanmat

I drove.

Twit.

I thought that may have been obvious. Then I realized I forgot the rule I just taught Geoff.
- hscesq

i learned today!!!

this is true.
- Fountain-San

What if it levitates just above it?

I drove.

Twit.
- hscesq

cheapskate

I drove.

Twit.
- hscesq

What if it levitates just above it?
- RENATO6

then jesus is involved and another can of worms is being opened.

Then one can't possibly know if it tastes better or worse with bacon?
- mcmanmat

Youre rite, but also rolling the Dice a bit that nothing happens to Price. And do you really think Markov plays all year? You have a good team, but without price and Markov?? Not so much.
- Jimmy_wiener

Funny, coming from a Leafs fan with possibly the worse goaltending in the league since forever

Then one can't possibly know if it tastes better or worse with bacon?
- mcmanmat

What if you just take a bite of Kosher food and then a bite of bacon (separately) ?

Problem solved?

I said they were washed. I was mocked.
- hscesq

We live in a cruel world.

then jesus is involved and another can of worms is being opened.
- Fountain-San

That white guy with the mexican name from Jerusalem. I just can't get enough stories about him.

OK.. here's why.

Not at all related to being Kosher.

Kosher salt has a bigger grain compared to regular salt. IT's what's used to pickle food.
That's where it takes it's name from.
- WaterBoy

Not because it's Kosher?

I drove.

Twit.
- hscesq

So cheap.