They wanna go to Edmonton! Everybody wants to go to Edmonton! Justin Schultz wants to go to Edmonton! Muse are in Edmonton RIGHT NOW!


Lauren Pronger does not want to go to Edmonton...
- lumlums

Janet Gretzky didn't want to live in Edmonton. That whole Gretzky crying thing when he got traded in 1988 was all acting so Gretzky wouldn't look like the villain to his Edmonton fans. Gretzky wanted out of Edmonton, but it was setup on purpose to make Pocklington look like the bad guy, which is a role he loves to play. Gretzty got acting lessons when he appeared on the Young & the Wtrestless in the early 80's. The trade all set up so Wayne & his wife could live on the West coast. Otherwise why was this kept so secret? Why didn't any other teams hve a shot to get Gretzky? Like every lie, one day the truth eventually l comes out.

They wanna go to Edmonton! Everybody wants to go to Edmonton! Justin Schultz wants to go to Edmonton! Muse are in Edmonton RIGHT NOW!


Lauren Pronger does not want to go to Edmonton...
- lumlums

she would rather live in killadelphia
maybe edmonton really is canada's bumhole

Janet Gretzky didn't want to live in Edmonton. That whole Gretzky crying thing when he got traded in 1988 was all acting so Gretzky wouldn't look like the villain to his Edmonton fans. Gretzky wanted out of Edmonton, but it was setup on purpose to make Pocklington look like the bad guy, which is a role he loves to play. Gretzty got acting lessons when he appeared on the Young & the Wtrestless in the early 80's. The trade all set up so Wayne & his wife could live on the West coast. Otherwise why was this kept so secret? Why didn't any other teams hve a shot to get Gretzky? Like every lie, one day the truth eventually l comes out.
- GCHonda

Ryan Smyth cried for real.


I think there's pictures of it out there somewhere.

He at least had one decent season
- AdamFrench

Its almost worse though knowing the two guys before him were ovi and malkin lol. Yet chicago still won a cup, imagine if they were able t draft at least a decent star.

Ryan Smyth cried for real.


I think there's pictures of it out there somewhere.
- robin_steele264

Ryan Smith cried for real.

For Datsyuk? He playes better D than those guys put together
- lumlums

Haha that was great. I like the oneliner

Lol you do realize that if any of your posts were reported any ref could ban you while going through the reports.

Edit: actually any ref can ban in any thread FYI
- Dozzer

That explains my last few days

Janet Gretzky didn't want to live in Edmonton. That whole Gretzky crying thing when he got traded in 1988 was all acting so Gretzky wouldn't look like the villain to his Edmonton fans. Gretzky wanted out of Edmonton, but it was setup on purpose to make Pocklington look like the bad guy, which is a role he loves to play. Gretzty got acting lessons when he appeared on the Young & the Wtrestless in the early 80's. The trade all set up so Wayne & his wife could live on the West coast. Otherwise why was this kept so secret? Why didn't any other teams hve a shot to get Gretzky? Like every lie, one day the truth eventually l comes out.
- GCHonda

I believe about 3% of this is accurate

Superbowl = Super Romp will equal Superbore

I believe about 3% of this is accurate
- senstroll

Gretzky should have won an Oscar for this performance.

Told a leafs fan friend of mine that they should take the "c"away from Phaneuf to send a message .He responded "and give it to who?"Lupuls hurt too much.
SO if you'd give us canucks what we want ,you not only get get Luongo but a captain as well
- papajk

I'd rather give the C to Kessel before trading for Luongo.

Superbowl = Super Romp will equal Superbore
- GCHonda

Guess this is payback to the 9ers for romping the Broncos and Chargers in the Superbowl and they have looked horrible as well. Not a very good game plan for this game.

super bowl just lost power lol

All the lights just went out at the Superbowl during the game, only half are on now. The audio for the broadcasters went out too. TERRORISM?????

super bowl just lost power lol
- Sammich

Osama & Saddam are going to appear on the JumboTron, they are alive!!!!

Or mabie Achmed from Jeff Dunham will appear & say HELLO INFADELS

super bowl just lost power lol
- Sammich

Most exciting thing to happen all game.

Except for that unreal TD by Torrey Smith at the end of the half. I don't know how Flacco is pulling so many horseshoes out of his arse, but he is.

So my take from the game last night was that

- Reimer's rebounded well from last year. Any other problems this team has are smoothed over by the fact that we may have found ourselves a decent goalie.

- Komarov is a Finnish Tucker

- Kostka, despite how good he has been, isn't PP material. it's still crap, and while everyone hates on Dion(rightfully so) Liles has done nothing since getting his new deal. Simply put, this team really needs Jake back.

- That goal may have been a bad one to call off, but it wasn't as bad as the goal called off by the refs in MTL this afternoon

- Boston is a good team

Most exciting thing to happen all game.

Except for that unreal TD by Torrey Smith at the end of the half. I don't know how Flacco is pulling so many horseshoes out of his arse, but he is.
- Leeman4Gilmour

You're spending far too much time focusing on the football. With so many whistles why you'd bother paying attention is beyond me

So my take from the game last night was that

- Reimer's rebounded well. Any other problems this team has are smoothed over by the fact that we may have found ourselves a decent goalie.

- Komarov is a Finnish Tucker

- Kostka, despite how good he has been, isn't PP material. it's still crap, and while everyone hates on Dion(rightfully so) Liles has done nothing since getting his new deal. Simply put, this team really needs Jake back.

- That goal may have been a bad one to call off, but it wasn't as bad as the goal called off by the refs in MTL this afternoon


- Boston is a good team
- AngryWhiteMale

I told my buddy this the other day.

fixed

Gretzky should have won an Oscar for this performance.
- GCHonda

Gretzky was sold to the kings. I am sure it would have been tough to leave, didn't have to pretend to cry.

Gretzky was sold to the kings. I am sure it would have been tough to leave, didn't have to pretend to cry.
- senstroll

Back in those days, feelings were for 'the gays'

Most exciting thing to happen all game.

Except for that unreal TD by Torrey Smith at the end of the half. I don't know how Flacco is pulling so many horseshoes out of his arse, but he is.
- Leeman4Gilmour

beyonce's legs
she's back in the spank bank

So my take from the game last night was that

- Reimer's rebounded well from last year. Any other problems this team has are smoothed over by the fact that we may have found ourselves a decent goalie.

- Komarov is a Finnish Tucker

- Kostka, despite how good he has been, isn't PP material. it's still crap, and while everyone hates on Dion(rightfully so) Liles has done nothing since getting his new deal. Simply put, this team really needs Jake back.

- That goal may have been a bad one to call off, but it wasn't as bad as the goal called off by the refs in MTL this afternoon

- Boston is a good team
- AngryWhiteMale

I agree with everything u said. I'd like to add.
-They need to get Kessel away from Bozak, this aint working!!! Kessel hasn't scored in 8 games, time to try something new.
-Get Koztka off the PP now. Do what u need to do to get Gardiner game ready.

Kostka's hair: More like Thor, or Wesley from the Princess Bride?
- Mr_Clean

More like a young, up and coming Alfie.

I agree with everything u said. I'd like to add.
-They need to get Kessel away from Bozak, this aint working!!! Kessel hasn't scored in 8 games, time to try something new.
-Get Koztka off the PP now. Do what u need to do to get Gardiner game ready.
- GCHonda

If Bozak can't make it work with Kessel then he may as well be out in the western conference.

There's no use for him on the third line.