Yes, like I said, when he uses his size. I think it will happen. If not, he ain't gonna get much time in the NHL. Hopefully his balls grow before your nephews. Is that the son of your lovable sister that you love so much???
- ruttager17

Wouldn't count on that happening.

Wouldn't count on that happening.
- laughs2907

Hey now you are sounding clout's negative, not cool, man, not cool.
Holy (frank), I just watched that video you posted in last nights thread about the Phoenix announcers at the end of the game. What a bunch of (frank)ing morons. "Derek Morris is old school, Yakupov better get outta there". He stood there with his gloves up and did nothing. Are they that (frank)ing stupid they cant see it was whitney who pissed morris off. (frank)ing idiots. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.

bunch of pooodi tang

Hey now you are sounding clout's negative, not cool, man, not cool.
Holy (frank), I just watched that video you posted in last nights thread about the Phoenix announcers at the end of the game. What a bunch of (frank)ing morons. "Derek Morris is old school, Yakupov better get outta there". He stood there with his gloves up and did nothing. Are they that (frank)ing stupid they cant see it was whitney who pissed morris off. (frank)ing idiots. I feel like I am taking crazy pills.
- ruttager17

Not negative... Realistic.

I didn't post that vid, but yeah, those announcers are idiots. A lot of people in the NHL need to change their diapers. They cry about everything.

The next time Yakupov scores, I want him to knock the opposing team's goalie down and dry hump the (frank)er.

Not negative... Realistic.

I didn't post that vid, but yeah, those announcers are idiots. A lot of people in the NHL need to change their diapers. They cry about everything.

The next time Yakupov scores, I want him to knock the opposing team's goalie down and dry hump the (frank)er.
- laughs2907

Remember when hockey used to be a tough sport and not filled with fans whining about suspensions.

Remember when hockey used to be a tough sport and not filled with fans whining about suspensions.
- dutchtouch

Then Vancouver got a team and it went down hill!

Then Vancouver got a team and it went down hill!
- Al Hacker

Is Eager back yet? or is he still seeing stars from the Kassian beating?

Remember when hockey used to be a tough sport and not filled with fans whining about suspensions.
- dutchtouch

Remember when hockey used to be a tough sport and not filled millionaire players complaining about the owners taking advantage of them... Remember when hockey used to be a tough sport and not filled with players whining about guys celebrating? I wonder how many vaginas NHL players would throw hissy-fits if someone pulled a Tiger Williams and rode the stick down the ice.

Not negative... Realistic.

I didn't post that vid, but yeah, those announcers are idiots. A lot of people in the NHL need to change their diapers. They cry about everything.

The next time Yakupov scores, I want him to knock the opposing team's goalie down and dry hump the (frank)er.
- laughs2907

Omg, yes, yes, do you have twitter? Please post this on Yaks account. Laughs you are one funny (frank)er.

Remember when hockey used to be a tough sport and not filled millionaire players complaining about the owners taking advantage of them... Remember when hockey used to be a tough sport and not filled with players whining about guys celebrating? I wonder how many vaginas NHL players would throw hissy-fits if someone pulled a Tiger Williams and rode the stick down the ice.
- laughs2907

I agree

Omg, yes, yes, do you have twitter? Please post this on Yaks account. Laughs you are one funny (frank)er.
- ruttager17

That's not funny, that's true! I don't like Twitter... Post it on his wall or whatever it is if you have an account. Maybe he'll do it!

I agree
- dutchtouch

It pisses me off... These guys have so much pride, and they're so full of themselves, people who score now have to monitor the way they celebrate. It's nonsense. A lot of NHL players need to get over themselves.

It pisses me off... These guys have so much pride, and they're so full of themselves, people who score now have to monitor the way they celebrate. It's nonsense. A lot of NHL players need to get over themselves.
- laughs2907

Totally... Why can't u celebrate when u score a key goal dammit???

Is Eager back yet? or is he still seeing stars from the Kassian beating?
- dutchtouch

Not going to lie, Boston is my second favourite team. Especially after they beat the Canucks into submission.

Totally... Why can't u celebrate when u score a key goal dammit???
- saskoil21

Eventually fans won't be allowed to cheer in fear that they'll hurt the feelings of the opposing team's players. I can picture it now... The year 2067 -- Maple Leafs vs Wings -- Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals... Connor McDavid's grandson scores the Stanley Cup winner for the Leafs in OT, snapping a 100 year cup-less drought! BUT WAIT... Complete silence in the Air Canada Centre 2.0. Why? Because the fans realize that these are NHL players they're dealing with, and they're a very sensitive breed... The Leafs beg the Wings for forgiveness, and after 1-2 hours of apologies, they quietly gather in the boiler room where they shake each others hands, and whisper congrats in each others ears. No media will be permitted to cover the game, because seeing highlights on television/the internet may be hurtful to the losing team.

Uh, think your math is a little off partner. Hordy is playing tonight, he's the only spare forward... If the oilers are dressing 7 defensemen only if Petrell can't go, who you have slotted in to play wing on the 4th line...?

Sorry had to bring it up. Long time reader first time poster. Even if I don't always agree with what you have to say, you sure spur some interesting chat on the boards!

Sounds like the lines tonight could be...

Hall/Nugent-Hopkins/Eberle
Yakupov/Gagner/Hemsky
Smyth/Belanger/Hartikainen
Hordichuk/Lander/Petrell

Schultz/Schultz
Smid/Petry
Whitney/Fistric

Dubey

With Petrell's foot being sore, he'll move down a line. I doubt 16/57/37 see 5 minutes of ice time. Maybe combined.

Sounds like the lines tonight could be...

Hall/Nugent-Hopkins/Eberle
Yakupov/Gagner/Hemsky
Smyth/Belanger/Hartikainen
Hordichuk/Lander/Petrell

Schultz/Schultz
Smid/Petry
Whitney/Fistric

Dubey

With Petrell's foot being sore, he'll move down a line. I doubt 16/57/37 see 5 minutes of ice time. Maybe combined.
- Maxbone

So what you're saying is Hordichuk will get 5 and a game and cost the Oilers 3 goals when they have the lead. SWEET!!!!

Sounds like the lines tonight could be...

Hall/Nugent-Hopkins/Eberle
Yakupov/Gagner/Hemsky
Smyth/Belanger/Hartikainen
Hordichuk/Lander/Petrell

Schultz/Schultz
Smid/Petry
Whitney/Fistric

Dubey

With Petrell's foot being sore, he'll move down a line. I doubt 16/57/37 see 5 minutes of ice time. Maybe combined.
- Maxbone

I agree that the 4th line will probably get (frank) all for ice time. That's just gonna be a weak line with horde... Nuff said, lander... First game of the year with the big club, and a banged up petrell.

Sounds like the lines tonight could be...

Hall/Nugent-Hopkins/Eberle
Yakupov/Gagner/Hemsky
Smyth/Belanger/Hartikainen
Hordichuk/Lander/Petrell

Schultz/Schultz
Smid/Petry
Whitney/Fistric

Dubey

With Petrell's foot being sore, he'll move down a line. I doubt 16/57/37 see 5 minutes of ice time. Maybe combined.
- Maxbone

I wonder why the oil didn't make a move if they are so worried about hordi's play? Maybe they are going to give him a second chance? I would him rather be in against the avs... with that fourth line monster and Mcleod in. Pretty big defence as well

So what you're saying is Hordichuk will get 5 and a game and cost the Oilers 3 goals when they have the lead. SWEET!!!!
- Forsberg4Prez

or maybe 5min for fighting and then not another shift???

or maybe 5min for fighting and then not another shift???
- Killbot460

I hope so, don't know who he'd fight though, maybe he can sucker punch Marleau
I can dream..

I hope so, don't know who he'd fight though, maybe he can sucker punch Marleau
I can dream..
- Forsberg4Prez

i don't know

they got a big team run the goalie and turn around ready

I wish I was black.

I have an incredibly small penis.
- laughs2907

Saw a BBC in the gym once, it's not a myth. Strong no homo.