Actually it's from beating off 3-5 times a day.
- weirdoh

in high school i knew this arab guy who claimed to have jerked off 18 times in a single day.

Do you play Black Ops 2? what platform?
- golfingsince

Yes and sexbox

Where's Fred?

in high school i knew this arab guy who claimed to have jerked off 18 times in a single day.
- dt99999

From dusk till dawn

Also, I walked by the Bell Centre around 3:15, didn't seem to have that much people

in high school i knew this arab guy who claimed to have jerked off 18 times in a single day.
- dt99999

That's quite a bit, even for high school.

holy poop Mitch Melnick is an idiot......
- dt99999

in high school i knew this arab guy who claimed to have jerked off 18 times in a single day.
- dt99999

I have a new goal.

Also, I walked by the Bell Centre around 3:15, didn't seem to have that much people
- jugkope

Has a lot more people at 4.

Has a lot more people at 4.
- mr.peanut

rumor has it that there were even more at 4:30

I have a new goal.
- mr.peanut

I don't. Keeping the same target

The Habs won, plan the parade.

rumor has it that there were even more at 4:30
- dt99999

It went too far down Peel for me to care anymore.

in high school i knew this arab guy who claimed to have jerked off 18 times in a single day.
- dt99999

lies...is that even possible.

I don't. Keeping the same target
- jugkope

Getting laid once does trump beating off 18 times.....

Getting laid once does trump beating off 18 times.....
- golfingsince

I don't care about getting laid, I just want to date that girl

I don't care about getting laid, I just want to date that girl
- jugkope

Well I just wanna touch Emma Stone's hair and caress her down by the fire...but we can;t all get what we want now can we?

Well I just wanna touch Emma Stone's hair and caress her down by the fire...but we can;t all get what we want now can we?
- AdamFrench

I wish I'd get something once in a while, like a cool job in Russia or that girl.

Also, I think Emma Stone looks like a toad half of the time.

I don't care about getting laid, I just want to date that girl
- jugkope

is that really called for?
- habsrock71

Yes it is.

just not the same without Gomer
- dt99999

i miss that (frank)ing mexican

according to caper, Iginla to the Bruins.

according to caper, Iginla to the Bruins.
- dt99999

for a 7th no doubt.

is that really called for?
- habsrock71

(frank) you

for a 7th no doubt.
- muffin_man

always been iggy's dream so the flames are doing him the favour.