Lets assess things leaf fans :

The Florida Panthers trade Roberto Luongo, Lukas Krajicek and a 6th round (Sergei Shirokov) for Todd Bertuzzi, Bryan Allen and Alex Auld.

So, in order to get Luongo we need Todd Bertuzzi ( James Van Rem...whatever), Bryan Allen ( Reiley), Alex Auld ( You can keep reimer). This trade was not done out of desperation since the canucks havn't missed the playoffs for 10 years straight so the price will be higher for you guys sorry.
- pker2theend

Sure, no problem. Once we get a 27 year old Luongo without a bad contract, you'll get your Auld, Allen and Bertuzzi. Considering you guys have never won a Cup, the price will be higher.

Well, to be fair, people are searching for pictures of the Canucks Stanley Cup celebrations.

In fact, they are looking for ANY major sports championship celebration in Vancouver.

Hell, they are looking for a picture of a major league sports team other than the Canucks.

Ok fine, we'll just try to find a picture of anyone outside Vancouver who gives a sh1t about anything to do with Vancouver.

...We'll probably have to settle for riot pics.
- Aetherial

Well, to be fair, people are searching for pictures of the Canucks Stanley Cup celebrations.

In fact, they are looking for ANY major sports championship celebration in Vancouver.

Hell, they are looking for a picture of a major league sports team other than the Canucks.

Ok fine, we'll just try to find a picture of anyone outside Vancouver who gives a sh1t about anything to do with Vancouver.

...We'll probably have to settle for riot pics.
- Aetherial

feel better?

- The_Vark

her socks are way too long...

her socks are way too long...
- Fruitcakenipple

So is her penis.

So is her penis.
- systemtool

Thats the best part.....

Thats the best part.....
- Fruitcakenipple

So is her penis.
- systemtool

- The_Vark

This caused a riot in my pants!

HAHAHAHamirite???

So is her penis.
- systemtool

No such thing as one too long.

feel better?
- LeftCoaster

Yeah thanks

her socks are way too long...
- Fruitcakenipple

http://knowyourmeme.com/p...238447-210-would-not-bang

No such thing as one too long.
- weirdoh

too thick is different though. you might wind up with a pink sock.

No such thing as one too long.
- weirdoh

Good point. Except when you run out of throat. Intestine boning burns. Otherswise the tightness is orgasmic.

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/238447-210-would-not-bang
- wingz4life

WTF....She bang-able if ya into banging girls...

too thick is different though. you might wind up with a pink sock.
- sanfordnson

Personally I love a challenge.

No such thing as one too long.
- weirdoh

I used to think you were a pure young lady with chances to be HB's "Pretty Woman" BUT NOW I SEE, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WHORE! GCHONDA SHOULD DUMP YOUR ASS

WTF....She bang-able if ya into banging girls...
- Fruitcakenipple

poor space management.

I used to think you were a pure young lady with chances to be HB's "Pretty Woman" BUT NOW I SEE, YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WHORE! GCHONDA SHOULD DUMP YOUR ASS
- AdamFrench

So is her penis.
- systemtool

impossible, she looks Asian.

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

I call photoshop on that Leafs picture, no color photos back then.

I call photoshop on that Leafs picture, no color photos back then.
- LeftCoaster

I call photoshop on that Leafs picture, no color photos back then.
- LeftCoaster

i think they still listened to phonographs too

Canucks and Bluejackets are the only two teams not playing on opening night...

I call photoshop on that Leafs picture, no color photos back then.
- LeftCoaster

I wonder if they'll still have cars and oxygen by the time the Canucks win a cup.