chill dude I'm just trying to have a good time
- Coburns_Nose

I am chilled, its freaking cold here today, plus I haven't went off on a good long rant in a while. If you are just trying to have a good time then you need a 26 of Vodka, a large stuffed animal, 6 liters of pepto bismol and at least 2 willing female participants. No need to explain what all is for as everything will just fall into place naturally