You had this all figured out already, didn't you?
- Dgrdnr

i'm rubbing one out on the poopter while using a tablet as we speak

Why not put a desk in your living room?
- Dgrdnr

Brillant!

everyone who has ever watched porn knows that if your girlfriend catches you whacking off she will invite her hot best friend for a threesome.

porn never lies.
- dt99999

you're sick
- Oilhab

I'm sure you did not just realize this

I'm sure you did not just realize this
- Fredobbface

Well I knew you liked girls with the body of a pubescent young boy, but didn't know you also liked sagging old women too.

What is wrong with the women your own age, that is what most guys aged 30 to 90 yearn for

Well I knew you liked girls with the body of a pubescent young boy, but didn't know you also liked sagging old women too.

What is wrong with the women your own age, that is what most guys aged 30 to 90 yearn for
- Oilhab

http://thechive.com/2013/...ing-like-magic-41-photos/

I'm not 30 to 90 and see above for justification

http://thechive.com/2013/01/03/a-womans-abs-are-something-like-magic-41-photos/

I'm not 30 to 90 and see above for justification
- Fredobbface

11...wtf?????


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everyone who has ever watched porn knows that if your girlfriend catches you whacking off she will invite her hot best friend for a threesome.

porn never lies.
- dt99999

Happens to me all the time

11...wtf?????


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- _nay_

Probably on a dryout for a fitness comp.

Man who knew writing blogs was so easy? All you gotta do is spew horsepoop about prospects...

Happens to me all the time
- BingoLady

But in your case her friend is a homosexual male

http://thechive.com/2013/01/03/a-womans-abs-are-something-like-magic-41-photos/

I'm not 30 to 90 and see above for justification
- Fredobbface

I know you are not 30 to 90, i'm saying dudes who are 30 to 90 yearn for girls in their 20's and you get hard over 40 year olds and 12 yr old boys, ignoring the sexpots in their prime.

Man who knew writing blogs was so easy? All you gotta do is spew horsepoop about prospects...
- RyanZabizewski

It can also get you an analyst job on TSN by the way

I know you are not 30 to 90, i'm saying dudes who are 30 to 90 yearn for girls in their 20's and you get hard over 40 year olds and 12 yr old boys, ignoring the sexpots in their prime.
- Oilhab

My flavour of the last 2 months is turning 30 tomorrow.

i'm rubbing one out on the poopter while using a tablet as we speak
- Oilhab

Well that is why they were made.

Well that is why they were made.
- mr.peanut

My flavour of the last 2 months is turning 30 tomorrow.
- Fredobbface

what does he look like?

what does he look like?
- Fountain-San

Perky accountant with big boobs

what does he look like?
- Fountain-San

- Oilhab

Perky accountant with big boobs
- Fredobbface

no cops - what happened to those 2?

Looks like #Habs Brendon Nash's days in the org may be done. Virtual "trade" with him going to San Antonio & 'Dogs gaining Jason DeSantis.

Looks like #Habs Brendon Nash's days in the org may be done. Virtual "trade" with him going to San Antonio & 'Dogs gaining Jason DeSantis.
- RyanZabizewski

So the habs traded someone who will never play in the NHL for someone who will never play in the NHL?

BREAKING NEWS

73,4% of Montreal's streets are now snow free!!

So the habs traded someone who will never play in the NHL for someone who will never play in the NHL?
- Dgrdnr