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Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:33 PM ET
Why not put a desk in your living room?
- Dgrdnr


or a simple coffee table, but we all know the real reason he doesn't want his computer in the living room, no privacy for the wrist workouts
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Jan 3 @ 3:34 PM ET
Why not put a desk in your living room?
- Dgrdnr

Maybe he doesn't want to watch porn infront of his gf.
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 3 @ 3:35 PM ET
or a simple coffee table, but we all know the real reason he doesn't want his computer in the living room, no privacy for the wrist workouts
- Oilhab


Just buy a laptop for fapping.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jan 3 @ 3:35 PM ET
Maybe he doesn't want to watch porn infront of his gf.
- mr.peanut

that's just stupid.
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Jan 3 @ 3:36 PM ET
that's just stupid.
- dt99999

She doesn't want to watch him*
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 3 @ 3:36 PM ET
that's just stupid.
- dt99999


ya bro

me and _nay_ the gf watch porn together all the time
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:36 PM ET
that's just stupid.
- dt99999

if porn has taught you anything, it's that girls get instawet when they see you fapping to porn through the slightly left open door
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:37 PM ET
Just buy a laptop for fapping.
- Dgrdnr

or a tablet
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 3 @ 3:37 PM ET
if porn has taught you anything, it's that girls get instawet when they see you fapping to porn through the slightly left open door
- Oilhab

dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jan 3 @ 3:38 PM ET
She doesn't want to watch him*
- mr.peanut



everyone who has ever watched porn knows that if your girlfriend catches you whacking off she will invite her hot best friend for a threesome.

porn never lies.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jan 3 @ 3:38 PM ET
if porn has taught you anything, it's that girls get instawet when they see you fapping to porn through the slightly left open door
- Oilhab

exactly sir. exactly!!
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 3 @ 3:38 PM ET
or a tablet
- Oilhab


Tablet is less convenient if you want to watch multiple videos at the same time.
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 3 @ 3:39 PM ET
everyone who has ever watched porn knows that if your girlfriend catches you whacking off she will invite her hot best friend for a threesome.

porn never lies.

- dt99999


Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:39 PM ET
Tablet is less convenient if you want to watch multiple videos at the same time.
- Dgrdnr


true, windows 8 tablet then?
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 3 @ 3:40 PM ET
true, windows 8 tablet then?
- Oilhab


Those huge fake titties will look somewhat smaller on a tablet.
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:40 PM ET
everyone who has ever watched porn knows that if your girlfriend catches you whacking off she will invite her hot best friend for a threesome.

porn never lies.

- dt99999


Maybe her best friend is a beast
Fredobbface
Calgary Flames
Location: 3 years 5-4-3-3 For a total of 14.5M and a cap hit of 2M, QC
Joined: 07.31.2008

Jan 3 @ 3:41 PM ET
everyone who has ever watched porn knows that if your girlfriend catches you whacking off she will invite her hot best friend for a threesome.

porn never lies.

- dt99999

Or her mom
WaterBoy
Location: Gardez-le votre ANGLAIS, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:41 PM ET
everyone who has ever watched porn knows that if your girlfriend catches you whacking off she will invite her hot best friend for a threesome.

porn never lies.

- dt99999


PRivate Browsing... says hello
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:42 PM ET
Those huge fake titties will look somewhat smaller on a tablet.
- Dgrdnr


or it could make your cock look huge

When the GF is out you will get to watch the porn on a 50 inch screen, the tablet is just for the inbetween moments
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I'm bi. Why limit yourself with half of the possible delicious pleasures of life - Fredo, ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jan 3 @ 3:42 PM ET
or it could make your cock look huge

When the GF is out you will get to watch the porn on a 50 inch screen, the tablet is just for the inbetween moments

- Oilhab

like on the pooper?
Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:42 PM ET
Or her mom
- Fredobbface

you're sick
Dgrdnr
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Newly appointed ambassador of the Nordiques thread
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 3 @ 3:43 PM ET
or it could make your cock look huge

When the GF is out you will get to watch the porn on a 50 inch screen, the tablet is just for the inbetween moments

- Oilhab


You had this all figured out already, didn't you?
mr.peanut
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Born Wearing Gold 2023-24: 6-0-0, QC
Joined: 12.18.2011

Jan 3 @ 3:43 PM ET
everyone who has ever watched porn knows that if your girlfriend catches you whacking off she will invite her hot best friend for a threesome.

porn never lies.

- dt99999

QuebecPride
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Sherbrooke, QC
Joined: 11.30.2009

Jan 3 @ 3:44 PM ET
Currently playing for the A.C. Prato, check our their logo you will get a boner
- Fredobbface

Oilhab
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Kessel = Selanne - Adam French
Joined: 07.01.2006

Jan 3 @ 3:45 PM ET
like on the pooper?
- Symba007


exactly
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