Boys, it's almost Christmas. Where's the christmas avatars?

Sheesh.

Tongue too??
- bixll

My retired racehorse Casimir Groovy doesn't know what to do with his tongue when theres no racing bit in his mouth...so he sticks it out the side of his mouth when he's content/happy....it's hilarious....his shlong though, is (frank)ing scary

http://www.posttimehorses...m/horse-detail.php?id=163

his shlong though, is (frank)ing scary
- JIMI-JAMES

if it was a few inches longer,it would be as long as mine

if it was a few inches longer,it would be as long as mine
- jbold

i assume you are talking about your nose pinocchio

i assume you are talking about your nose pinocchio
- Dozzer

Is that what you old folk are calling it these days?


Make for a great slogan. "Follow your nose".

Is that what you old folk are calling it these days?
- jbold

when i get to retirement age i'm gonna start calling it what my grandad always called it:

peterkanustipucker



Grandpa: "Bruce, you ever been stung in the peterkanustipucker?" (we were bee keepers)

Child me: "No grandpa, I havent"

Grandpa: "neither has your grandmother! hahaha!"

Grandma: "BILL! *smacks him in the back of the head*"

Grandpa: "hahahahahah"

when i get to retirement age i'm gonna start calling it what my grandad always called it:

peterkanustipucker



Grandpa: "Bruce, you ever been stung in the peterkanustipucker?" (we were bee keepers)

Child me: "No grandpa, I havent"

Grandpa: "neither has your grandmother! hahaha!"

Grandma: "BILL! *smacks him in the back of the head*"

Grandpa: "hahahahahah"
- Dozzer

this is pretty much how i see the site right now
- Dozzer

why glucky why?!!?!?

i tried to keep it reasonable.. now the damn thread is gonna go all to hell for a bit

That's not annoying or anything Glucky.

- Feeling Glucky?

Is that what you old folk are calling it these days?


Make for a great slogan. "Follow your nose".
- jbold

Definition of fairy tale sex: Snow White sitting on Pinnochio's face screaming "Lie Baby!! Lie!!"

- AdamFrench

Boys, it's almost Christmas. Where's the christmas avatars?

Sheesh.
- jbold

Morgan Reilly is playing at Christmas, so, thats my Christmas avatar....aside, I'm not celebrating it this year. Hasn't been a good three months (nothing to do with hockey), and can't wait for 2012 to be done with.

- Dozzer

Shame? female dog that's Sunday night!

Shame? female dog that's Sunday night!
- AdamFrench

once again frenchie, thats not your sister.. thats just some stray dog you dressed up

once again frenchie, thats not your sister.. thats just some stray dog you dressed up
- Dozzer

- AdamFrench

well.. it is a step up from the dead raccoon, i'll give ya that

I hope that whoever finds the second shooter from this school shooting does some very, very unpleasant things to him.

I hope that whoever finds the second shooter from this school shooting does some very, very unpleasant things to him.
- Feeling Glucky?

Un (frank)ing real....

I hope that whoever finds the second shooter from this school shooting does some very, very unpleasant things to him.
- Feeling Glucky?

They caught him

They caught him
- AdamFrench

really? a lot of news outlets haven't even mentioned him yet.

I hope that whoever finds the second shooter from this school shooting does some very, very unpleasant things to him.
- Feeling Glucky?

I'd cut off his nuts. And make him eat them.

I'd cut off his nuts. And make him eat them.
- jbold

I was thinking they should shove a steak up his ass and throw him in a van filled with hungry dogs.

really? a lot of news outlets haven't even mentioned him yet.
- Feeling Glucky?

Fake gluker reporting.