Sorry, but that's just Canadian self-loathing, poser crap.

What, you refuse to drink Canadian, but Heineken is delicious?

If you don't like the mass-produced beer, Canada (and the US, for that matter) have a great microbrewery culture that has developed over the last decade.
- Atomic Wedgie

Like I said not much of a beer drinker to start with but when I do I prefer a ROdenbach, Guiness, Duvel, Fullers, to Molson or Heineken or Corona or whatever else.

i feel like an alchy now, thanks !
- big_dion

Dude I work in the wine industry, I literally drink every day.....at work......usually at my desk

i just absolutely cant stand bettman, its to the point where i see his face and im instantly..."i hate you".

i am not out to lunch though, well, not fully...bettman has done some good for the game,but hes also done some bad. this to me though was the last straw with bettman, i am waiting to hear breaking NHL news, either bettman has been killed with a Zdeno Chara slapshot, or the season is starting half way through december, id be happy with either.
- big_dion

Well I don't want him killed but I do want him gone...does that count?

Dude I work in the wine industry, I literally drink every day.....at work......usually at my desk
- willey101

You hiring?

I was thinking of a career change.

Alcoholism sounded interesting...

Dude I work in the wine industry, I literally drink every day.....at work......usually at my desk
- willey101

Starting to win my respect back...

This may be true, but why risk it.
- Mittin

You hiring?

I was thinking of a career change.

Alcoholism sounded interesting...
- l3ig_l2ecl

We have an official wine tasting every wednesday. And the fridges are stocked with wines for us to drink at lunch. Boss actually encourages it to get a better understanding.

Fridays from 2-4 is our happy hour.

Sorry, but that's just Canadian self-loathing, poser crap.

What, you refuse to drink Canadian, but Heineken is delicious?

If you don't like the mass-produced beer, Canada (and the US, for that matter) have a great microbrewery culture that has developed over the last decade.
- Atomic Wedgie

I don't drink beer at the Bell Centre either.
$11 for a Molson??!!

i cant say i hate euro beers, but i dont like them, heineken is piss to me, but whatevs.
- big_dion

Heineken is piss. It's what bums drink in Europe.

The beer industry is hilarious - you can have discount beers in Europe, but ship them to Canada and you can market them as premium.

How about Corona? The beer is so bad, you have to jam a lime in it to make it drinkable.

Yet every woman drinks it in the summer.

Don't drink a Steamwhistle - it's just as watery, but hey, it's Canadian, so it can't be good!

Heineken is piss. It's what bums drink in Europe.

The beer industry is hilarious - you can have discount beers in Europe, but ship them to Canada and you can market them as premium.

How about Corona? The beer is so bad, you have to jam a lime in it to make it drinkable.

Yet every woman drinks it in the summer.

Don't drink a Steamwhistle - it's just as watery, but hey, it's Canadian, so it can't be good!
- Atomic Wedgie

Story of how the lime got involved is even funnier.
Mexicans apparently usng the klime to keep flies out of the bottle. Tourists thought it was to enhance the taste....marketing genius.

I don't drink beer at the Bell Centre either.
$11 for a Molson??!!
- braidan

If you do the math, it's cheaper to buy a duck hunting jacket at the start of the season.

Weren't you claiming to be a chick a few months ago??
- braidan

WHats wrong with being a lesbian?

Well...isn't that sweet. You should be proud of yourself

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra


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- C.J

I have not heard that one before but that is priceless!

WHats wrong with being a lesbian?
- willey101

Nothing, but then he/she would be muff diving or something of that ilk and not nailing unless he/she has a strap-on in it's desk as well.

Nothing, but then he/she would be muff diving or something of that ilk and not nailing unless he/she has a strap-on in it's desk as well.
- braidan

So whats wrong with strap ons?

Dear Eck.. I usually don't do this . but here goes.. I make less than 70 K a year. I cant afford tickets to any game let alone seasons. I have never won a stanley cup..I have never had the good fortune of playing pro hockey.I work a miserable 40 hour a week job with no chance of OT.. I hate what I do but do to marketplace I must shut up and punch the clock each day. I am divorced and my child never gets to rub noses with anyone in hockey. I looked forward to watching NHL each year as a stress relief and for enjoyment. I am not hurt I am PISSED off
- Popcorn Kid

Ha Ha....what a loser.

Nothing, but then he/she would be muff diving or something of that ilk and not nailing unless he/she has a strap-on in it's desk as well.
- braidan

I like where this is going....continue

I dont work in the industry, but I literally do lines every day....at work, usually at my desk.

I even nail a few chicks at my desk too.

I bees cool jus lik yu
- C.J

Are you a draftsman with a sick poultry fetish?

So whats wrong with strap ons?
- willey101

As long as they're not canadian ..... nothing I guess

Are you a draftsman with a sick poultry fetish?
- JIMI-JAMES

Now you got stormey horny.....good job.

Nothing, but then he/she would be muff diving or something of that ilk and not nailing unless he/she has a strap-on in it's desk as well.
- braidan

Or it walks around with a strap on, just incase any Lesbos want to get down while it is out.

Or it could be from Thailand

Who is this "fan"? Does he know the two "owners" EK recently talked to?

Dear Eck.. I usually don't do this . but here goes.. I make less than 70 K a year. I cant afford tickets to any game let alone seasons. I have never won a stanley cup..I have never had the good fortune of playing pro hockey.I work a miserable 40 hour a week job with no chance of OT.. I hate what I do but do to marketplace I must shut up and punch the clock each day. I am divorced and my child never gets to rub noses with anyone in hockey. I looked forward to watching NHL each year as a stress relief and for enjoyment. I am not hurt I am PISSED off
- Popcorn Kid

Now you got stormey horny.....good job.
- Symba007

I never say no to a dead floppy chicken.

Skinned though.

bingo....give that man a cookie

actually:


- C.J

This would be funnier without all the mistakes