Almost as funny as the last 50 times it has been posted.
- mr.peanut

look in all fairness it was agreed upon beforehand that the jokes would be lame.

look in all fairness it was agreed upon beforehand that the jokes would be lame.
- dt99999

Fair enough

look in all fairness it was agreed upon beforehand that the jokes would be lame.
- dt99999

touché

no I haven't actually although I have it written down. I did some basic fish and chips the other day with some panko crumbs. I figure I'll try yours out next fishing trip when I'm with the boys, I don't really want to have crisco in the house it'd just become a temptations to do outrageous stuff.
- dt99999

kinky

no I haven't actually although I have it written down. I did some basic fish and chips the other day with some panko crumbs. I figure I'll try yours out next fishing trip when I'm with the boys, I don't really want to have crisco in the house it'd just become a temptations to do outrageous stuff.
- dt99999

Symba calls is chrisco.

Dan wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas Party. Dan is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something
wrong.
Dan had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, was a single red rose!! Dan sits up and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean; so is the
rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge
black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in
red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to
make you your favorite dinner tonight.I love you, darling!
Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is
also at the table, eating.

Dan asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind You fell
over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and got that black eye when you ran into the door."

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table
waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
she tried to take your pants off, you screamed....



"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

A blind man and his dog were standing at a street corner. His dog lifts it's leg and pisses on the blind man's pant leg.

The blind man reaches into his pocket and gives the dog a treat.

A man standing beside him says "your dog just pissed on your leg, and you're giving him a treat"?

The blind man replied, "I trying to find his head, so I can kick him in the ass".

Symba calls is chrisco.
- mr.peanut

Kristo

And I always thought the point of earphones were to not force other people to endure your crappy taste in music. I guess I was wrong.

Kristo
- Dgrdnr

Kristmas??

Kristmas??
- 25th CUP OR BUST!

Shut your (frank)ing mouth.

And I always thought the point of earphones were to not force other people to endure your crappy taste in music. I guess I was wrong.
- mr.peanut

Shut your (frank)ing mouth.
- mr.peanut

And I always thought the point of earphones were to not force other people to endure your crappy taste in music. I guess I was wrong.
- mr.peanut

They'll all be deaf.

Which means that they'll play it even louder in the future.

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Laramie, Wyoming.

He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded
staring blankly at a full bowl of chilli. After fifteen minutes of
just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old
cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young
wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl
over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly
down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chilli. The sight
was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chilli into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too..

Speaking of bad music taste. Been listening to this track a lot.

did you see the Ibrahimovich goal?
- Fountain-San

Classic Joe Hart

- jaymster790

Hamtaro why did you change your tard?

Hamtaro why did you change your tard?
- AdamFrench

I made this one out of fruits, I'll switch back eventually.

- 25th CUP OR BUST!

Selig is gonna block the Jays trade, just you watch.

Selig is gonna block the Jays trade, just you watch.
- pete26

Loria is his pal.

Selig is gonna block the Jays trade, just you watch.
- pete26

On what ground?

Bozon won't play for France at the World Juniors.

On what ground?
- mr.peanut

Everyone hates Toronto?