Richard Cloutier: Omark Gets Cheesy
- Maxbone

Omark's popularity will shortly skyrocket...


in random African villages.

I still love how you call him out for poop like that when you know damn well that he admits to knowing jack poop.
- Lahey

I still love how you care about my life.

Huddle is going to rape you
- Lahey

I'm sure Vivid Entertainment will want to get in on this.

You woulda looked a lot better if you just said nothing instead of gloating like a teenager.
- robin_steele264

Hockeybuzz isn't a popularity contest to me. It's just what I do to kill time between XBOX and porn. Isn't that why were all here?

And that's not me gloating. Can't even come on the boards and speak anymore without someone saying "oh I guess you know everything" as opposed to an intelligent resposne that might continue the conversation.

Omark's popularity will shortly skyrocket...


in random African villages.
- laughs2907

Ah so not only are you an expert on every NHL team you are also an expert on Countries to live in.
- Lahey

I'm sure Vivid Entertainment will want to get in on this.
- laughs2907

With Adam French on camera?

Not only did the video I post screw up the page, but it isn't the one where Eberle hip checks the guy in a suit through the side of a cab. I like that ad better.
- Maxbone

Oh you screwed up alright, could swear i read on yesterdays blog that you weren't gonna post in the comments section anymore.

Oh you screwed up alright, could swear i read on yesterdays blog that you weren't gonna post in the comments section anymore.
- ruttager17

I thought he said that on SUnday or Monday?

With Adam French on camera?
- Lahey

*Explodes*

Hockeybuzz isn't a popularity contest to me. It's just what I do to kill time between XBOX and porn. Isn't that why were all here?

And that's not me gloating. Can't even come on the boards and speak anymore without someone saying "oh I guess you know everything" as opposed to an intelligent resposne that might continue the conversation.
- mochoson

Ssssssss... you have time for Xbox between this and porn?!

I thought he said that on SUnday or Monday?
- Lahey

Yeah Monday i guess, was the one where he was whining about quitting and bragging about how much readership he gets in the same blog, still not sure if skipping the blog to go straight to the comments section like most people do counts as readership.

Yeah Monday i guess, was the one where he was whining about quitting and bragging about how much readership he gets in the same blog, still not sure if skipping the blog to go straight to the comments section like most people do counts as readership.
- ruttager17

I half ass read them if he posts them during the day, if they are done at 2am the comment section is where it's at when I get to work.

I half ass read them if he posts them during the day, if they are done at 2am the comment section is where it's at when I get to work.
- Lahey

True dat, I am pretty sure every time one of us adds a comment or clicks on the comment button to read them it counts as a "reader" no way the numbers he gave could be accurate, probably need to use the rule of 3's here

True dat, I am pretty sure every time one of us adds a comment or clicks on the comment button to read them it counts as a "reader" no way the numbers he gave could be accurate, probably need to use the rule of 3's here
- ruttager17

Plus if you go take a poop the page reloads a dozen or so times, or in my case 2 dozen.

With Adam French on camera?
- Lahey

I also see this as an opportunity to promote Reveen and Laugh's Fleshlight Company.

I also see this has an opportunity to promote Reveen and Laugh's Fleshlight Company.
- laughs2907

And Lahey's sandpaper edition?

It doesn't sound like he had opportunities? As in you didn't hear of any KHL or SEL teams being interested in him? As in you were expecting to hear of every offer he received, especially from teams overseas?

Ok.

Omark picked the Swiss league because its an excellent leauge. The travel isn't very demanding, the pay is exceptional for overseas, Switzlerland is an absolutely fantastic place to live, and Omark has already made stops in the KHL and SEL. The Swiss leauge, which he in all honesty will probably lead in scoring, is still a fairly competitive leauge for Omark to hone his game.

He is an NHL player. He just needs a better NHL oppurtunity. Say what you want about his tenure in EDM, the kid was never really given a fair shake and at no point did his on ice play warrant how he was used.
- mochoson

no.

his game does not translate into the nhl. not big enough to utilize his skills or game type down low on the cycle. (which is his bread and butter along with the shootout..) and not a talented enough skater for his size to be effective off the rush.
hes got some hands and some smarts, and could be a good player in a lesser league, but hes not nhl material. at least not enough to make a real impact in a top 6 role over here.

i certainly dont blame mgmt for not giving him a fair shake either. he didnt earn it. his flashes were too few and far between.

he belongs in europe. good luck to him

Ssssssss... you have time for Xbox between this and porn?!
- MaximumBone

I dont know how I have time for anything between Porn and Porn.

I also see this has an opportunity to promote Reveen and Laugh's Fleshlight Company.
- laughs2907

Try combining the wonderful powers of both fleshlights AND flashlights. It's maaaaaagic...

no.

his game does not translate into the nhl. not big enough to utilize his skills or game type down low on the cycle. and not a talented enough skater for his size to be effective off the rush.
hes got some hands and some smarts, and could be a good player in a lesser league, but hes not nhl material. at least not enough to make a real impact in a top 6 role over here.

i certainly dont blame mgmt for not giving him a fair shake either. he didnt earn it. his flashes were too few and far between.

he belongs in europe. good luck to him
- hugefemale dog77

I disagree entirely

And Lahey's sandpaper edition?
- Lahey

*as

That's a specialty item. Your line will undoubtedly be available on the site.

I disagree entirely
- mochoson

30 NHL gm's disagree entirely with you

I dont know how I have time for anything between Porn and Porn.
- mochoson

Yeah. I can relate. In an unrelated topic area, how do you think Damien Brunner will do this coming season playing in NA? Do you see his game translating or are we looking at another Omark type situation?

I disagree entirely
- mochoson

u made that clear with your original post. that's why i was forced to correct you with mine