Those were the nicest jerseys I've seen in the NHL would love to see them go back to the black white and red

Even so, if Jaromir Jagr could make a solid return to the NHL at age 39 last year, why not Satan?

Caue Jagr was once the best player in the world! Satan never even came close,

In other news... who cares?
- GzaGenius36

The dog days of summer

You know the dog days of Summer are here when a blog about Miro Satan pops up. What a friggin' dud of an offseason this has been.

Eklund: Could Satan return to the NHL?
- Eklund

Who cares?

After Semin is all over, now I hear Satan is coming??

You know it's a slow time for news when Satan is the focus of a blog.
- Bodhisattva

Will the Islanders dance with the devil? News at 11!

Forsberg trying to make a comeback is more rumor worthy then this

Hockeyy insiderr must be getting to you ek

The following conversation just transpired between my boredom and my lack of interest:

Lack of Interest: Hey, Boredom, you hear that Satan may make an NHL return?
Boredom: Who gives a f**k.

Satan should make a deal with the Devils. It would be too fitting and it would make sense for them considering they need depth at forward. It would probably help jersey sales too.
- CrisCrossCrease

totally agree...can't understand why the Devils haven't had Satan in their lineup before. Someone in marketing for the Devils should be screaming for this opportunity!

ek?? is this you?? throwing in the towel just 38 minutes into the work day???
- LetsGoIsles

How dare you! I will not be lumped in with that Flyer rumor monger, much less be called by his name!

Dear Domino's


Your pizza still tastes like a terrorist attacking an enema factory.
- The_Price_is_right

I hate to ask where and why you know how a pizza tastes like a terrorist attacking an enema factory? And by enema factory, could you please clarify? I'm eithering picturing a factory that makes enema devices or a factory that pumps out people who just had enema's. Very slow day.

How dare you! I will not be lumped in with that Flyer rumor monger, much less be called by his name!
- HopintheCordoba

ek, shouldnt you be in bed by now?? you put in a LONG days work...you earned your stripes today!

I hate to ask where and why you know how a pizza tastes like a terrorist attacking an enema factory? And by enema factory, could you please clarify? I'm eithering picturing a factory that makes enema devices or a factory that pumps out people who just had enema's. Very slow day.
- Hockey_Hoser

i dont know, i got that from a site.

Those were the nicest jerseys I've seen in the NHL would love to see them go back to the black white and red
- Sabres30

Red White and Black are overused colors in the NHL.

Sens
Hurricanes
Blackhawks
Flames
Devils

1/6th of the teams in the NHL use the exact same colors

hes ranked #10 on top 30 hockey names of all time

http://sportsillustrated....-all-time/content.21.html

hes ranked #10 on top 30 hockey names of all time

http://sportsillustrated....-all-time/content.21.html
- The_Price_is_right

lol can't believe he's not #1. How about current NHL'er's? I may have to vote for Clayton Stoner.

lol can't believe he's not #1. How about current NHL'er's? I may have to vote for Clayton Stoner.
- Hockey_Hoser

Bob Beers was the best.

I would have to be blind to go watch table tennis

Red White and Black are overused colors in the NHL.

Sens
Hurricanes
Blackhawks
Flames
Devils

1/6th of the teams in the NHL use the exact same colors
- Rally_Shots

what is your avatar from

Will the Islanders dance with the devil? News at 11!
- burner087

Ha we don't even get that kind of coverage for the local news. The Rangers own any headline we could post in the media.... Literally

There's nothing going on now, yet you still have to produce fresh material to attract hits. I get that.

But a post about a washed-up 38 year old playing in Slovakia who may or may not be plotting his return to the NHL is beyond comical.

who cares