Picture it, Sochi, 2014.
- shinebox

our next gold

our next gold
- BingoLady

Hope they bring gold spray paint.

Hope they bring gold spray paint.
- shinebox

zing

ho...

lee...

(frank)...



so the company I work for is offering research grants to universities. I'm going around offering some university professors up to $100k each if they have suitable projects and one of them just writes back to me mentioning that I should change the language on my keyboard so as to be able to put all the proper accents on letters...

ho...

lee...

(frank)...



so the company I work for is offering research grants to universities. I'm going around offering some university professors up to $100k each if they have suitable projects and one of them just writes back to me mentioning that I should change the language on my keyboard so as to be able to put all the proper accents on letters...
- basementfloor

he'll think about it.

ho...

lee...

(frank)...



so the company I work for is offering research grants to universities. I'm going around offering some university professors up to $100k each if they have suitable projects and one of them just writes back to me mentioning that I should change the language on my keyboard so as to be able to put all the proper accents on letters...
- basementfloor

i think i know that guy

he'll think about it.
- Don'tForgetTocchet

yeah he won't have much to think about pretty sure the decision just got made in his case.


want a hundred grand?

ho...

lee...

(frank)...



so the company I work for is offering research grants to universities. I'm going around offering some university professors up to $100k each if they have suitable projects and one of them just writes back to me mentioning that I should change the language on my keyboard so as to be able to put all the proper accents on letters...
- basementfloor

Well, your list of candidates just got shorter.

i think i know that guy
- scotch_tape

it's unbelievable how short-sighted some people are.....

yeah he won't have much to think about pretty sure the decision just got made in his case.


want a hundred grand?
- basementfloor

Upon receiving the 100 grand, he will promptly send you a french keyboard.

uh-oh, here comes the waterfall
- HuileHab

I expected more professionalism from shinebox

I expected more professionalism from shinebox
- basementfloor

Or atleast a little compassion for Qp's feelings.

yeah he won't have much to think about pretty sure the decision just got made in his case.


want a hundred grand?
- basementfloor

i'll think about it.

it's unbelievable how short-sighted some people are.....
- basementfloor

Oh don't worry, I'm sure he still fully expects the grant...

I expected more professionalism from shinebox
- basementfloor

Sorry Dan for letting you down. Got a smoke?

i'll think about it.
- Don'tForgetTocchet

I'll make it one fifty

Sorry Dan for letting you down. Got a smoke?
- shinebox

again, I expected more professionalism from you.

I haven't smoked in over 6 months.

again, I expected more professionalism from you.

I haven't smoked in over 6 months.
- basementfloor

So Howard quits buying them and you in turn quit smoking?

it's unbelievable how short-sighted some people are.....
- basementfloor

when i was a student, i spent one summer freelance writing for the Suburban. one week i covered the beer festival. so i was going around, talking to people, interviewing them. some woman overhears my conversation with a group from the south shore. afterwards she stops me and asks me why i was talking to them in English and not French.

i slapped her in the face.

So Howard quits buying them and you in turn quit smoking?
- shinebox

I haven't seen howard in almost a year.


your lack of professionalism is shocking.

I haven't seen howard in almost a year.


your lack of professionalism is shocking.
- basementfloor

sounds like a good year

when i was a student, i spent one summer freelance writing for the Suburban. one week i covered the beer festival. so i was going around, talking to people, interviewing them. some woman overhears my conversation with a group from the south shore. afterwards she stops me and asks me why i was talking to them in English and not French.

i slapped her in the face.
- scotch_tape

once I was walking on Ste Catherine with a fiend and we were chatting.

some dude walks by and says "en français les gars!"

I raped and sodomized him.




edit: yes, a fiend.

I haven't seen howard in almost a year.


your lack of professionalism is shocking.
- basementfloor

If i keep it up i could be a mod.

I haven't seen howard in almost a year.


your lack of professionalism is shocking.
- basementfloor

Meet me in Dar es Salaam next week, I'll have a few cartons of cigs with me

once I was walking on Ste Catherine with a fiend and we were chatting.

some dude walks by and says "en français les gars!"

I raped and sodomized him.




edit: yes, a fiend.
- basementfloor

good fiends are hard to come by

and thats ridiculous. i love being told what language to speak in a city i was born and raised in.