So this is a thing that apparently happened.
Welcome to the world, Malkin Crosby Long. We LOVE the name. And Malkin’s future brother? He’ll be Beau Bennett Long. pic.twitter.com/S4mEusOyMF
— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) February 24, 2015
And here are some reactions:
If the parents that named their kid Malkin Crosby are true Penguins fans they won’t give the kid any good toys to play with.
— Dave Lozo (@DaveLozo) February 24, 2015
if Dan Bylsma has another child, he’s gonna name it Craig Adams Joe Vitale Tanner Glass Bylsma.
— Mike Darnay (@MikeDarnay) February 24, 2015
The kid actually dodged a bullet. If he was born in December, he’d have been Goc Klinkhammer.
— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) February 24, 2015
Sid probably hates those parents for not naming the kid Kunitz Crosby.
— Meesh (@HockeyMeesh) February 24, 2015
Honestly though, it is a dumb name for an animal let alone a human being. I feel bad for the kid.
