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watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jan 24 @ 8:58 PM ET
Not gonna lie, read the whole thing. Kinda regret it.
- aschuter82

watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Jan 24 @ 11:37 PM ET
http://www.hockeybuzz.com...hread.php?thread_id=84027
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Jan 25 @ 8:56 PM ET
I don't get it, but if it insults you I like it!
- DTF69

Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 25 @ 11:57 PM ET

- Cape Breton Bruins

nikoli1206
Nashville Predators
Location: But it wouldn't have looked nearly as bad if the dam partition was secure.
Joined: 01.18.2008

Jan 26 @ 2:33 PM ET
Ek, I already did it for you:

"99 at 50: The Best Ever?

More to come on that later in the blog, but first I am just about to meet with one of my high ranking russian sources for some cheesecake. I will give you a clue what we will be discussing: Let's just say Semin, Ovechkin and Backstrom are being traded for the rights to Ryan Johnson. But that's all I'm going to say about that for now and I'll let you try fill in the blanks.

My favorite memory of Gretzky is watching him play at the old Spectrum back in the 1960s. Very early in his career, Wayne was placed into a defensive role by Mike Keenan in Edmonton, and therefore he became solid defensively and carved out a niche."

Feel free to copy and paste this... I know you're good at that.

- hankthetank

BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Jan 26 @ 4:39 PM ET
[quote=nikoli1206]
dustin722
Vancouver Canucks
Location: calgary, AB
Joined: 10.26.2008

Jan 26 @ 6:46 PM ET
swartz619
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Carlisle, PA
Joined: 02.11.2007

Jan 27 @ 11:11 AM ET
-More to come
- Eklund

asp1986
Montreal Canadiens
Location: YOU CANADINS FANS HAVE NO CLAS
Joined: 02.21.2007

Jan 27 @ 11:13 AM ET
[quote=swartz619]
Mike Komisarek
Location: we all appreciate and value the touch of class you bring to this site, mike.
Joined: 02.14.2007

Jan 27 @ 1:20 PM ET
So, you want to know how to shave your penis? Well, you won't have any regrets when you are done. Shaving your penis can be done the difficult way, or the easy way. Let us look at how to shave your penis the easy way;

The first thing you need to know is that razor blades are out, and special electric shavers known as "personal shavers and trimmers" are in. Why? Well, because personal shavers are a lot easier, less messy, painless and safest method of the two.

So, let's take a look at how to shave your penis;

You can start by pulling out your personal trimmer and personal shaver. Remember, a high quality personal shaver and trimmer makes all the difference between a smooth shave and a "I wish I bought a good quality personal shaver and trimmer" shave ;-).

Before you begin the shaving process, make sure that your penis and surrounding area is completely dry. It is best to shave before you shower or at least 1 hour after your have had a shower. A great way to get maximum results is by applying some baby powder on the penis and surrounding areas just before shaving. This helps to absorb any oils your skin has produced in that area.

The first thing you need to is trim your long pubic hair down until you are only left with stubble around and on your penis. This is where the personal trimmer comes in handy. Most personal trimmers have the shape of a toothbrush. However, instead of brushes, there are little teeth that are so close together, it would be almost impossible to cut or bite your penis in anyway. So, go ahead and hold the personal trimmer at a 45 degree angle and start trimming away.

The best way for your personal trimmer and shaver to effectively shave loose skin is by using your other hand to pull the skin tight.

Once you have trimmed all your pubic hair down to stubble, you can start up the personal shaver. Most decent personal shavers have a rotary blade and thin foil. When using this combination the right way, you will be left with a smooth shave and no bumps or razor burns.

In order to get the best result from your personal shaver, you need to hold it at a light angle (anything but 90 degrees), pull the skin tight in the area you are about to shave, and move the personal shaver in small circular motions on the stubble you wish to shave. Continue this process until you have a smooth shaven penis.

- unknown poet
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010

Jan 27 @ 3:04 PM ET
So, you want to know how to shave your penis? Well, you won't have any regrets when you are done. Shaving your penis can be done the difficult way, or the easy way. Let us look at how to shave your penis the easy way;

The first thing you need to know is that razor blades are out, and special electric shavers known as "personal shavers and trimmers" are in. Why? Well, because personal shavers are a lot easier, less messy, painless and safest method of the two.

So, let's take a look at how to shave your penis;

You can start by pulling out your personal trimmer and personal shaver. Remember, a high quality personal shaver and trimmer makes all the difference between a smooth shave and a "I wish I bought a good quality personal shaver and trimmer" shave ;-).

Before you begin the shaving process, make sure that your penis and surrounding area is completely dry. It is best to shave before you shower or at least 1 hour after your have had a shower. A great way to get maximum results is by applying some baby powder on the penis and surrounding areas just before shaving. This helps to absorb any oils your skin has produced in that area.

The first thing you need to is trim your long pubic hair down until you are only left with stubble around and on your penis. This is where the personal trimmer comes in handy. Most personal trimmers have the shape of a toothbrush. However, instead of brushes, there are little teeth that are so close together, it would be almost impossible to cut or bite your penis in anyway. So, go ahead and hold the personal trimmer at a 45 degree angle and start trimming away.

The best way for your personal trimmer and shaver to effectively shave loose skin is by using your other hand to pull the skin tight.

Once you have trimmed all your pubic hair down to stubble, you can start up the personal shaver. Most decent personal shavers have a rotary blade and thin foil. When using this combination the right way, you will be left with a smooth shave and no bumps or razor burns.

In order to get the best result from your personal shaver, you need to hold it at a light angle (anything but 90 degrees), pull the skin tight in the area you are about to shave, and move the personal shaver in small circular motions on the stubble you wish to shave. Continue this process until you have a smooth shaven penis.

- unknown poet

- Mike Komisarek

I use a mach 3, never had a problem.
Mike Komisarek
Location: we all appreciate and value the touch of class you bring to this site, mike.
Joined: 02.14.2007

Jan 27 @ 3:07 PM ET
I use a mach 3, never had a problem.
- aschuter82


I use my Gillette Fusion and no problem too.

Unknown poet is wrong.
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007

Jan 27 @ 3:07 PM ET
I use a mach 3, never had a problem.
- aschuter82

I cut myself above the nose once with that thing, bleed for hours. No way that gets anywhere close to my Richard or balls.

Anyone ever have their genitals shaved by a woman?
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010

Jan 27 @ 3:09 PM ET
I cut myself above the nose once with that thing, bleed for hours. No way that gets anywhere close to my Richard or balls.

Anyone ever have their genitals shaved by a woman?

- ryan78

Well I certainly don't just whip that blade around willy nilly down there, gotta be careful. Nah, I prefer to shave myself.
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007

Jan 27 @ 3:11 PM ET
Well I certainly don't just whip that blade around willy nilly down there, gotta be careful. Nah, I prefer to shave myself.
- aschuter82

I had it done once, something about a woman with a sharp blade scared me. Doesn't help that I talks poops and joke around all the time too.
Mike Komisarek
Location: we all appreciate and value the touch of class you bring to this site, mike.
Joined: 02.14.2007

Jan 27 @ 3:14 PM ET
I cut myself above the nose once with that thing, bleed for hours. No way that gets anywhere close to my Richard or balls.

Anyone ever have their genitals shaved by a woman?

- ryan78




No, I'm the only one I can trust when it's time to shave my beautiful penis and balls.
Mike Komisarek
Location: we all appreciate and value the touch of class you bring to this site, mike.
Joined: 02.14.2007

Jan 27 @ 3:15 PM ET
I had it done once, something about a woman with a sharp blade scared me. Doesn't help that I talks poops and joke around all the time too.
- ryan78


jarmstrong
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: much of what I write would nev
Joined: 09.20.2005

Jan 27 @ 11:02 PM ET
I cut myself above the nose once with that thing, bleed for hours. No way that gets anywhere close to my Richard or balls.

Anyone ever have their genitals shaved by a woman?

- ryan78


wtf are you shaving above the nose!?!? Is that you glucky?
habman75
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Wolf River, QC
Joined: 09.07.2007

Jan 28 @ 6:55 AM ET
Kessel is the best forward EVER to play in the NHL.
Schenn is the best defenseman EVER to play in the NHL.
The "Monster" is the best goaltender EVER to play in the NHL.
Brian Burke is the best GM EVER to manage a NHL team EVER.
The ACC zamboni driver is the best ice re-surfacer EVER in NHL history.
The ticket seller at gate three at the ACC is the best Ticket seller in NHL history.
The guy who picks up the hats at the ACC when a leaf scores a Hatrick, is the best hat picker upper in the the entire history of the NHL.
- Doppleganger
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Jan 28 @ 8:12 AM ET
Kessel is the best forward EVER to play in the NHL.
Schenn is the best defenseman EVER to play in the NHL.
The "Monster" is the best goaltender EVER to play in the NHL.
Brian Burke is the best GM EVER to manage a NHL team EVER.
The ACC zamboni driver is the best ice re-surfacer EVER in NHL history.
The ticket seller at gate three at the ACC is the best Ticket seller in NHL history.
The guy who picks up the hats at the ACC when a leaf scores a Hatrick, is the best hat picker upper in the the entire history of the NHL.
- Doppleganger

- habman75

no.
___
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I bet not one of you have foll
Joined: 01.14.2007

Jan 28 @ 8:16 AM ET
no.
- muffin_man


agrKPd

muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Jan 28 @ 8:19 AM ET
agrKPd
- Yan

this is:
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- Yan
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jan 28 @ 8:22 AM ET
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Jan 28 @ 8:26 AM ET

- the_cause2000

possibly the greatest post ever on this site?
aschuter82
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Cypress Creek
Joined: 06.18.2010

Jan 28 @ 10:33 AM ET
Its raining EK!
Hallelujah!
Its raining EK!
HEy Hey!
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