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Guimania
Ottawa Senators
Location: but now that you bust my chops
Joined: 02.07.2010

Apr 12 @ 10:30 AM ET
Who doesnt?...
- Leafs rulez


The fairer question would be who does?
___
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I bet not one of you have foll
Joined: 01.14.2007

Apr 22 @ 1:41 PM ET
Poor fella.

WOW! I'm IMPRESSED! You work with MIKE FISHER! Not only have I been to the bbq's, I've been to some pretty wild fricken times. (Yes, even with Patty O)

My previous blog was a joke? I said "Vancouver Guaranteed Victory" - Yeah, SOME JOKE! Turned out to be FACT and not a JOKE at all.

Bandwagon??? HAHAHAHAHAHA You know nothing of me. Try www.letsgokings.com - tell them you think I'm a "bandwagon" fan, see if you don't get 100 replies telling you what an idiot you are (not ME calling you an idiot, but I know those at LGK who will happily call you an idiot for saying that I'm a "bandwagon" fan. You, sir, are incorrect"

FAITH in my team? Dude, I deal in REALITY. Always have. Been right, too. The REALITY is, Vancouver is a better team than the Kings. Sure, the Kings have a lot of heart and they could STILL upset Vancouver. What that hell does that have to do with FAITH? You want me to write a goody-goody everything is great blog? Sorry, Charlie, that ain't me. Not my style. I certainly had FAITH at the start of the 3rd period last night and GUESS WHAT HAPPENED???? FAITH let me down! Do I have FAITH that the Kings will win the Stanley Cup, or even make the finals? HELL NO!

I didn't delete anything, sir. I don't have that kind of power. If I did, don't you think I would delete the threads where they call me all sorts of unworthy names? Handle criticism? I love criticism, if it's done in the same manner as my blogs - but many people just want to resort to being...er....feminine hygiene products.

Look, I set myself up for this kind of stuff, I know. If I didn't want it, I wouldn't write here, or I'd write fluff pieces. I'm edgy and Eklund loves it. I love me, too.

You talk about "professionalism". Professional WHAT? I'm not a writer or a journalist. I'm a meat-headed BLOGGER. What's "professional" about that? If you don't like what I have to say DON'T READ ME! Even better, DON'T REPLY!!!!

But the same people come back, time and time again, even those who have been temporarily banned, because they can't resist me. I am crack. I am meth. I am an ego-maniacal simpleton with a keyboard.

HB is therapy for me - a lot cheaper than the 120 bucks an hour they charge in Hollywood.

So thanks - I love this place.

© matthew barry



http://www.hockeybuzz.com...6497&forum_id=1&page=last


Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 22 @ 1:48 PM ET
Poor fella.

WOW! I'm IMPRESSED! You work with MIKE FISHER! Not only have I been to the bbq's, I've been to some pretty wild fricken times. (Yes, even with Patty O)

My previous blog was a joke? I said "Vancouver Guaranteed Victory" - Yeah, SOME JOKE! Turned out to be FACT and not a JOKE at all.

Bandwagon??? HAHAHAHAHAHA You know nothing of me. Try www.letsgokings.com - tell them you think I'm a "bandwagon" fan, see if you don't get 100 replies telling you what an idiot you are (not ME calling you an idiot, but I know those at LGK who will happily call you an idiot for saying that I'm a "bandwagon" fan. You, sir, are incorrect"

FAITH in my team? Dude, I deal in REALITY. Always have. Been right, too. The REALITY is, Vancouver is a better team than the Kings. Sure, the Kings have a lot of heart and they could STILL upset Vancouver. What that hell does that have to do with FAITH? You want me to write a goody-goody everything is great blog? Sorry, Charlie, that ain't me. Not my style. I certainly had FAITH at the start of the 3rd period last night and GUESS WHAT HAPPENED???? FAITH let me down! Do I have FAITH that the Kings will win the Stanley Cup, or even make the finals? HELL NO!

I didn't delete anything, sir. I don't have that kind of power. If I did, don't you think I would delete the threads where they call me all sorts of unworthy names? Handle criticism? I love criticism, if it's done in the same manner as my blogs - but many people just want to resort to being...er....feminine hygiene products.

Look, I set myself up for this kind of stuff, I know. If I didn't want it, I wouldn't write here, or I'd write fluff pieces. I'm edgy and Eklund loves it. I love me, too.

You talk about "professionalism". Professional WHAT? I'm not a writer or a journalist. I'm a meat-headed BLOGGER. What's "professional" about that? If you don't like what I have to say DON'T READ ME! Even better, DON'T REPLY!!!!

But the same people come back, time and time again, even those who have been temporarily banned, because they can't resist me. I am crack. I am meth. I am an ego-maniacal simpleton with a keyboard.

HB is therapy for me - a lot cheaper than the 120 bucks an hour they charge in Hollywood.

So thanks - I love this place.

© matthew barry



http://www.hockeybuzz.com...6497&forum_id=1&page=last

- Yan


in 27 years on this earth i honestly dont think ive come across a bigger douchebag
PredsFan95
Nashville Predators
Location: Your opinion sucks. Mine is wa
Joined: 12.26.2008

Apr 22 @ 2:09 PM ET
in 27 years on this earth i honestly dont think ive come across a bigger douchebag
- Crimsoninja




BANNED
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007

Apr 22 @ 2:15 PM ET
in 27 years on this earth i honestly dont think ive come across a bigger douchebag
- Crimsoninja

You meet the female genitalia?
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 22 @ 2:17 PM ET
You meet the female genitalia?
- ryan78

nope.. just meant through here
ryan78
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Born Small... Now Huge... Win, AB
Joined: 07.11.2007

Apr 22 @ 2:20 PM ET
nope.. just meant through here
- Crimsoninja

Specify next time. Didn't you meet Ek in person? I thought there was some sort of blogger party that you attended.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Apr 22 @ 2:22 PM ET
Specify next time. Didn't you meet Ek in person? I thought there was some sort of blogger party that you attended.
- ryan78

He referred to it as a fiasco if I recall
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 22 @ 2:24 PM ET
Specify next time. Didn't you meet Ek in person? I thought there was some sort of blogger party that you attended.
- ryan78

http://i43.tinypic.com/bdte2b.jpg
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Apr 22 @ 3:00 PM ET
http://i43.tinypic.com/bdte2b.jpg
- Crimsoninja

Good lord. Does he actually believe his whole 'Mystery Man' schtick? and yes, that's a serious question.
___
Montreal Canadiens
Location: I bet not one of you have foll
Joined: 01.14.2007

Apr 22 @ 3:01 PM ET
Good lord. Does he actually believe his whole 'Mystery Man' schtick? and yes, that's a serious question.
- TheTaoOfSemenko


Not a question thread.
Guimania
Ottawa Senators
Location: but now that you bust my chops
Joined: 02.07.2010

Apr 22 @ 3:02 PM ET
BANNED
- PredsFan95


Patty O'Sully
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Apr 22 @ 3:10 PM ET
Not a question thread.
- Yan

silly me..
RibRoast
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Carlisle, PA
Joined: 12.25.2008

Apr 22 @ 3:28 PM ET
Subject: INTERESTING NORTHAMPTON COUNTRY SIGHTINGS
From: Tainty McDeeb
Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:07:56 -0400

Hoi everybody!

My name is Patrick "Tainty" McDeeb and I have just moved into this fine
Commonwealth from my old home in beautiful Sackville, New Brunswick, where
there is a nice Waterfowl Park where I got to see a Bittern two years ago!
Well, what a beautiful area this area is. I am not used to the delicate
olives and chartreuse hues of the Peedmont habitat. I have been birding my
yard several weeks since arriving and would like to report my Fist of Season
HOUSE FINCH in my birdbath this morning. The EASTERN HOSUE FINCH is not a
common species in the Maritimes, so it was a succulent treat to not only SEE
the beautiful male HOUSE FINCH but also HEAR him as he bathed himself in my
bath, alternately preening and singing his beautiful song, which I often
describe as, "Tweedily tweedily tweedily, tata-twee tata-twee, Oh Dear!"
While preening its ventral region, I observed a reddish coloration that did
not appear to be caused by a feather pigment and was wondering if anyone
knows whether a bird can bleed from its cloaca? I will be sure to post again
if Mr. Finch decides to sing in the shower again, hehe!

Also today in my yard I heard a trilling sound that I am pretty certain was
and Orange Crowned Warbler, although Pine, Worm Eating, Parula, Chipping
Sp., Slate Colored Junco, and Rufous Sided Towhee also came to mind. I was
unable to locate the OCWA among the Chippers in the trees. I went out in the
rain storm this afternoon to try and find something "good" on the pond near
my house. I saw nothing drop in while I was watching, but last night's
activity had left the surface covered in COME [20+], HOME [Hen & Drake], a
few E. Black Duck [4] and a fine ass Woodie. I thought about making my way
down to Green Pond, after viewing the beautiful Google Map by Dave
DeReamass, but decided to use a county atlas instead to follow up on Adam
Sabatine's excellent reports. I have not seen a Bittern since the one in
Sackville two years ago, god damn!! I went to East Bangor Damn, School and
Bangor Vein Roads and found nothing.

Patrick McDeeb
Pen Argyl, Penna.

but it's not from HB.
BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB
Joined: 07.15.2009

Apr 22 @ 3:30 PM ET
Subject: INTERESTING NORTHAMPTON COUNTRY SIGHTINGS
From: Tainty McDeeb
Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:07:56 -0400

Hoi everybody!

My name is Patrick "Tainty" McDeeb and I have just moved into this fine
Commonwealth from my old home in beautiful Sackville, New Brunswick, where
there is a nice Waterfowl Park where I got to see a Bittern two years ago!
Well, what a beautiful area this area is. I am not used to the delicate
olives and chartreuse hues of the Peedmont habitat. I have been birding my
yard several weeks since arriving and would like to report my Fist of Season
HOUSE FINCH in my birdbath this morning. The EASTERN HOSUE FINCH is not a
common species in the Maritimes, so it was a succulent treat to not only SEE
the beautiful male HOUSE FINCH but also HEAR him as he bathed himself in my
bath, alternately preening and singing his beautiful song, which I often
describe as, "Tweedily tweedily tweedily, tata-twee tata-twee, Oh Dear!"
While preening its ventral region, I observed a reddish coloration that did
not appear to be caused by a feather pigment and was wondering if anyone
knows whether a bird can bleed from its cloaca? I will be sure to post again
if Mr. Finch decides to sing in the shower again, hehe!

Also today in my yard I heard a trilling sound that I am pretty certain was
and Orange Crowned Warbler, although Pine, Worm Eating, Parula, Chipping
Sp., Slate Colored Junco, and Rufous Sided Towhee also came to mind. I was
unable to locate the OCWA among the Chippers in the trees. I went out in the
rain storm this afternoon to try and find something "good" on the pond near
my house. I saw nothing drop in while I was watching, but last night's
activity had left the surface covered in COME

- RibRoast[20+], HOME [Hen & Drake], a
few E. Black Duck [4] and a fine ass Woodie. I thought about making my way
down to Green Pond, after viewing the beautiful Google Map by Dave
DeReamass, but decided to use a county atlas instead to follow up on Adam
Sabatine's excellent reports. I have not seen a Bittern since the one in
Sackville two years ago, god damn!! I went to East Bangor Damn, School and
Bangor Vein Roads and found nothing.

Patrick McDeeb
Pen Argyl, Penna.

but it's not from HB.

Sackville is close to here!

I have seen a bittern
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Apr 22 @ 3:31 PM ET
Subject: INTERESTING NORTHAMPTON COUNTRY SIGHTINGS
From: Tainty McDeeb
Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2010 18:07:56 -0400

Hoi everybody!

My name is Patrick "Tainty" McDeeb and I have just moved into this fine
Commonwealth from my old home in beautiful Sackville, New Brunswick, where
there is a nice Waterfowl Park where I got to see a Bittern two years ago!
Well, what a beautiful area this area is. I am not used to the delicate
olives and chartreuse hues of the Peedmont habitat. I have been birding my
yard several weeks since arriving and would like to report my Fist of Season
HOUSE FINCH in my birdbath this morning. The EASTERN HOSUE FINCH is not a
common species in the Maritimes, so it was a succulent treat to not only SEE
the beautiful male HOUSE FINCH but also HEAR him as he bathed himself in my
bath, alternately preening and singing his beautiful song, which I often
describe as, "Tweedily tweedily tweedily, tata-twee tata-twee, Oh Dear!"
While preening its ventral region, I observed a reddish coloration that did
not appear to be caused by a feather pigment and was wondering if anyone
knows whether a bird can bleed from its cloaca? I will be sure to post again
if Mr. Finch decides to sing in the shower again, hehe!

Also today in my yard I heard a trilling sound that I am pretty certain was
and Orange Crowned Warbler, although Pine, Worm Eating, Parula, Chipping
Sp., Slate Colored Junco, and Rufous Sided Towhee also came to mind. I was
unable to locate the OCWA among the Chippers in the trees. I went out in the
rain storm this afternoon to try and find something "good" on the pond near
my house. I saw nothing drop in while I was watching, but last night's
activity had left the surface covered in COME

- RibRoast[20+], HOME [Hen & Drake], a
few E. Black Duck [4] and a fine ass Woodie. I thought about making my way
down to Green Pond, after viewing the beautiful Google Map by Dave
DeReamass, but decided to use a county atlas instead to follow up on Adam
Sabatine's excellent reports. I have not seen a Bittern since the one in
Sackville two years ago, god damn!! I went to East Bangor Damn, School and
Bangor Vein Roads and found nothing.

Patrick McDeeb
Pen Argyl, Penna.

but it's not from HB.

That has crims fingerprints all over it. his birdwatching obsession is well known.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 22 @ 4:30 PM ET
That has crims fingerprints all over it. his birdwatching obsession is well known.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

currently apt hunting... got this email back after replying to a craigslist add:

Hello,

God bless you for your interest about my House. bedrooms, House is still available for rent and also we intend to sale this house but we have changed our mind to rent it out is no more for sale,pls if you see any for sale reject it immediately.. I am renting this house to a responsible and neat person or family who has the fear of God and treat my house as his or her own. Presently Myself and my wife have moved out of the house due to my work transfer to West Africa and will be away for 8 years or more and this is why we are actually renting it out so if you are interested and will take good care of our house then we will be ready to accept you as our future tenant and family friend. If you really impress me by taking good care of our house then you will be allowed to stay as long as you wish okay.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Apr 22 @ 4:39 PM ET
currently apt hunting... got this email back after replying to a craigslist add:

Hello,

God bless you for your interest about my House. bedrooms, House is still available for rent and also we intend to sale this house but we have changed our mind to rent it out is no more for sale,pls if you see any for sale reject it immediately.. I am renting this house to a responsible and neat person or family who has the fear of God and treat my house as his or her own. Presently Myself and my wife have moved out of the house due to my work transfer to West Africa and will be away for 8 years or more and this is why we are actually renting it out so if you are interested and will take good care of our house then we will be ready to accept you as our future tenant and family friend. If you really impress me by taking good care of our house then you will be allowed to stay as long as you wish okay.

- Crimsoninja

That didn't happen
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 22 @ 5:14 PM ET
currently apt hunting... got this email back after replying to a craigslist add:

Hello,

God bless you for your interest about my House. bedrooms, House is still available for rent and also we intend to sale this house but we have changed our mind to rent it out is no more for sale,pls if you see any for sale reject it immediately.. I am renting this house to a responsible and neat person or family who has the fear of God and treat my house as his or her own. Presently Myself and my wife have moved out of the house due to my work transfer to West Africa and will be away for 8 years or more and this is why we are actually renting it out so if you are interested and will take good care of our house then we will be ready to accept you as our future tenant and family friend. If you really impress me by taking good care of our house then you will be allowed to stay as long as you wish okay.

- Crimsoninja

move in immediately.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Apr 22 @ 5:18 PM ET
This thread was in hibernation too long
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Apr 22 @ 5:22 PM ET
This thread was in hibernation too long
- DTF69

STFU and get to work on the new Bingo
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Apr 22 @ 5:24 PM ET
STFU and get to work on the new Bingo
- Crimsoninja


Yeah I probably should. But it would take away from our sexboxing time
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Apr 25 @ 2:36 PM ET
Yes, and yes.

Premier jerseys take the place of what was called "semipro" jerseys. They feature a full sized crest, use a letter sizing system (S-4XL) and are made out of a lighter weight material than the previous cut of jersey. However, if folded properly and rolled up, it can still be used to strangle Gary Bettman if any changes to the current overtime format are made.

An Edge jersey is the Authentic Jersey as worn by the players on the ice, use a numbered sizing system based on chest size in inches (44-60), has a fight strap, and features a special waterproof material on the front that deflects liquid, so if you happen to roll one up with a pool ball inside and smack Gary Bettman about the head and neck with it should he decide to modify the overtime format without consulting with the people who actually care about such things, and he happens to bleed profusely from various orifices, the blood will slip right off the material without leaving a perceptible stain, but remember, that only applies to the FRONT of the jersey; I recommend using a dark HOME jersey for anything like this, preferably a red one like Carolina or more especially, Phoenix, which would hide any incidental blemishes to the jersey.

Thank you.
-hicks67
the_cause2000
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Not quite my tempo
Joined: 02.26.2007

Apr 26 @ 12:10 AM ET
currently apt hunting... got this email back after replying to a craigslist add:

Hello,

God bless you for your interest about my House. bedrooms, House is still available for rent and also we intend to sale this house but we have changed our mind to rent it out is no more for sale,pls if you see any for sale reject it immediately.. I am renting this house to a responsible and neat person or family who has the fear of God and treat my house as his or her own. Presently Myself and my wife have moved out of the house due to my work transfer to West Africa and will be away for 8 years or more and this is why we are actually renting it out so if you are interested and will take good care of our house then we will be ready to accept you as our future tenant and family friend. If you really impress me by taking good care of our house then you will be allowed to stay as long as you wish okay
.

- Crimsoninja

\code
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Apr 26 @ 12:14 AM ET
\code
- the_cause2000

i love how it ends with "okay".
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