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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 14 @ 7:37 PM ET

- jsr1034

Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 14 @ 7:41 PM ET

- jsr1034

Thanks for reminding me of this gem :


Vagitarian
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Tyrannosaurus!!!, AB
Joined: 10.25.2009

Jan 14 @ 7:45 PM ET
Thanks for reminding me of this gem :



- Shutdown



I'm scared
bubblez_1983
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Going to stay in Belak while i
Joined: 12.25.2008

Jan 14 @ 8:30 PM ET
Yes, almost 40 years is not very much.

The only one I thought I deserved was posting a picture of a clothes hanger and a shopvac that had "redneck abortion kit" written above it in reply to pecafan.

- Vagitarian


40 years depending how many bans that actually is, isn't much...
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Jan 14 @ 9:43 PM ET
Maybe its the most bans with one single account i think that Yancy had like 30 different accounts at one time or another...
- beerisgod!!!

he has like 5 or 6, the real champ of these special olympics would be maplebud
bubblez_1983
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Going to stay in Belak while i
Joined: 12.25.2008

Jan 14 @ 9:49 PM ET
he has like 5 or 6, the real champ of these special olympics would be maplebud
- Feeling Glucky?

Prax
Montreal Canadiens
Location: The Checking Line, the place t, QC
Joined: 07.10.2006

Jan 14 @ 9:59 PM ET
This thread officially freaks the poop out of me.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 14 @ 10:33 PM ET
This thread officially freaks the poop out of me.
- Prax

Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Jan 14 @ 11:57 PM ET

- Shutdown

BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
beerisgod!!!
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Making HB a better and more in, QC
Joined: 02.27.2009

Jan 15 @ 12:13 AM ET
*bows*
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I would also like to credit you with this as well, i shant take all the credit...
beerisgod!!!
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Making HB a better and more in, QC
Joined: 02.27.2009

Jan 15 @ 12:14 AM ET
he has like 5 or 6, the real champ of these special olympics would be maplebud
- Feeling Glucky?

I think Awesome and Yancy may be in the mix here as well...
beerisgod!!!
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Making HB a better and more in, QC
Joined: 02.27.2009

Jan 15 @ 12:33 AM ET
And the hits keep on coming from Feeling Glucky...

quote=Feeling Glucky?]I don't believe that you posses intelligence [/
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Jan 15 @ 12:47 AM ET
I would also like to credit you with this as well, i shant take all the credit...
- beerisgod!!!

Fun stuff. Americans and their football. It's almost too easy. I can't wait to find a Packer's fan and tell him that Lombardi was a queer. I suspect the reaction will be good.
bubblez_1983
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Going to stay in Belak while i
Joined: 12.25.2008

Jan 15 @ 12:53 AM ET
I think Awesome and Yancy may be in the mix here as well...
- beerisgod!!!

S Kaspar Rollins
Calgary Flames
Location: Calgary, AB
Joined: 06.22.2007

Jan 16 @ 12:00 AM ET

- Shutdown


are you a goon by chance? and i don't mean the hockey term
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 16 @ 2:59 AM ET
I had a beer in a bar with him, Engels, Steve Hindle, and The Robber Bride over All-Star Weekend. Dude did not take his mask off the entire time. There's nothing quite so awesome as watching a grown man snack on french fries while wearing his black ski mask indoors, at an otherwise empty bar.
- awesomerino

Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 16 @ 3:00 AM ET

- jsr1034

davies
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: vas-y mollo, NY
Joined: 02.04.2007

Jan 16 @ 11:21 AM ET
epic.
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Jan 17 @ 2:18 PM ET
And the hits keep on coming from Feeling Glucky...

quote=Feeling Glucky?]I don't believe that you posses intelligence

- beerisgod!!![/

damn

beerisgod!!!
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Making HB a better and more in, QC
Joined: 02.27.2009

Jan 18 @ 2:41 PM ET
damn
- Feeling Glucky?

I appreciate the fact that you can laugh at yourself as well, honestly, i laughed at that for a while. I didnt catch it at first until i went to quote it...
*Ducks4Cup*
Los Angeles Kings
Location: If the education of our kids c
Joined: 07.06.2006

Jan 18 @ 3:02 PM ET
WELL WILD FANS, THE TIME IS SHORT. THE WILD ARE OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS, AND HAVE BEEN SINCE THE BEGINING OF FEBRUARY. IF THE BOARD NAZI HAD NOT DELETED MY POSTS, I STATED IN EARLY FEBRUARY THAT THE WILD WAS HEADED FOR THE MID-80S IN TERMS OF POINTS, AND AT BEST WOULD GET 92 IF SOMEHOW MIRACLES LIKE THE USA WIN OVER THE SOVIET UNION IN 1980 OCCURRED.

RECENTLY I RENEWED 2 OF THE 4 SEASON TICKETS I HAVE HAD SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING, BUT DECIDED THIS WEEK WHY BOTHER ON THE OTHER TWO. NO MORE TICKETS MEANS NO MORE INSIGHTS COMING FROM ME ON THIS BOARD!

HOCKEY IS ENTERTAINMENT, AND REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU PERSONALLY MAY THINK, I FEEL I AM NOT GETTING MY ENTERTAINMENT VALUE FOR WHAT I HAVE BEEN PAYING THE LAST 8-10 YEARS. THE MINNESOTA WILD REMIND ME OF MOVIES. THE FIRST ROCKY, OR SAY JAWS WAS GOOD, BUT AFTER THE FIRST ONE, THE REST ARE LAME IN COMPARISON. YOU KNOW THE ENDING BEFORE THE MOVIE EVEN BEGINS. AND UNLIKE THE GODFATHER SERIES, THE SECOND MOVIE HAS NOT BEEN AS GOOD AS THE FIRST.

NOW ITS EASY FOR YOU WHO HAVE NOTHING INVESTED IN THE WILD, IN TERMS OF HAVING SEASONS TICKETS, TO ATTACK THOSE THAT DO IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH WHAT I OR ANYONE ELSE HAVE SAID. BUT THOSE ARE HOLLOW ATTACKS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ON THE LINE. REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW MORNING, AND HOPEFULLY YOU WILL FEEL LIKE A SCHMUCK. IF NOT, THEN YOU ARE A LOSER LIKE I HAVE PROBABLY SAID YOU ARE. YOUR LIFE IF PRETTY PATHETIC BECAUSE YOU SPOUT OFF AGAINST SOMEONE'S OPINION WITHOUT ACTUALLY STANDING IN THERE SHOES AS THEY SAY.

SO AS I BEGIN MY FINAL DAYS ON THIS BOARD, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS CHALLENGE TO THE SUPPOSED HOCKEY FANATIC CRAIG LIEPOLD. FROM ONE HOCKEY LOVER TO ANOTHER.

CRAIG, THE SEASON IS OVER REGARDLESS OF HOW ONE PAINTS THE PICTURE. ITS BEEN OVER FOR SOMETIME. THE ONLY SPLASH THAT I HAVE SEEN FROM YOU THUS FAR IS THAT YOU PURCHASED NAGELE'S POSITION IN THE WILD. AT THIS JUNCTURE, I WOULD SAY NAGELE MUST HAVE KNOWN SOMETHING ABOUT THE WILD THAT YOU ARE CLUELESS ABOUT, AND HE TOOK YOU FOR A RIDE. I APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT YOU LIKELY ENJOY THE MONETARY REWARD GIVEN TO YOU THROUGH OWNERSHIP OF THE MINNESOTA WILD, COMPARED TO THAT WHICH YOU HAD IN NASHVILLE. HOWEVER, BEING THE BUSINESS MAN THAT YOUR ARE, YOU KNOW THAT PUTTING OUT THE SAME PRODUCT YEAR AFTER YEAR WITH NO IMPROVEMENTS EVENTUALLY RESULTS IN A DECLINE IN DEMAND FOR THAT PRODUCT. THE PRODUCT IS THE MINNESOTA WILD. REGARDLESS AS TO HOW YOUR MINIONS TRY TO DRESS-UP THE PRODUCT AS SOMETHING THAT COULD BE SOLD IN MID-TOWN MANHATTAN FOR HIGH PRICES, THE QUALITY IS VERY WALMART LIKE. NOTHING WRONG WITH WALMART, BUT IF YOUR STH'S CAN AFFORD THE TICKETS, THEY LIKELY WOULD GO TO TARGET BEFORE WALMART.

YOU MISSION SHOULD BE TO TRY TO CAPTURE AS MUCH OF AN INDIVIDUAL'S DISCRETIONARY INCOME AS POSSIBLE. BUT THE CURRENT ECONOMIC ENVIRONMENT MAKES EVEN THAT DIFFICULT TO DO. FOR EXAMPLE, TAKE ME. IF I REALLY LIKED THE PRODUCT I WAS SEEING ON THE ICE, I COULD CONTINUE TO PAY FOR ALL OF THE SEASON TICKETS I CURRENTLY HAVE, NEXT YEAR. I WOULD CONTINUE TO DRIVE FROM THE WESTERN SUBURBS TO ST PAUL FOR THE GAMES. BUT I HAVE FOUND MYSELF LOOKING FOR REASONS NOT TO GO TO THE GAME, NOT ONLY THIS YEAR, BUT LAST AS WELL. HAVING GROWN UP IN MICHIGAN, I HAVE EXPERIENCED A MINNESOTA WILD ORGANIZATION IN THE PAST CALLED THE DETROIT LIONS! NEVER AGAIN.

AT THIS TIME OF THE MESSAGE I AM SURE THERE ARE THE USUAL GROUP OF MISFITS WHO WILL SAY I AM NOT A TRUE HOCKEY FAN AND THAT I NEED TO TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO THAT, PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF, THEN TELL ME IF YOU HAVE PURCHASED 4 SEASONS TICKETS OUT OF YOUR OWN POCKETS SINCE DAY 1 OF THE WILD. THIS IS NOT A BRAG TYPE OF THING, JUST A FACT. IF YOU CAN MATCH OR EXCEED MY INVESTMENT INTO THIS WEAKASS FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT, I WILL GLADLY LISTEN. IF NOT, THEN STPU UNTIL YOU DO. AND NOT FOR JUST 1 YEAR.

SO CRAIG, I WILL GIVE YOU TO THE OFFICIAL END OF THE CURRENT SEASON TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING SPLASH: SIGN MARIAN GABORIK FOR AT LEAST ONE MORE YEAR, LIKELY LONGER. NOT THIS SUMMER, NOW. DR BROKE THE "WAIT TILL THE END OF THE YEAR MOLD" WITH BACKSTROM, SO THERE IS NO REASON TO SAY IT CAN'T BE BROKEN AGAIN. I KNOW THE CHANCES ARE SLIM TO NONE THAT GABBY WILL BE RE-SIGNED BECAUSE OF THE WAY RISEBROUGH HAS TREATED HIM IN THE PAST. BUT RISEBROUGH IS GENERALLY VIEWED AMONG THE WORST GM'S IN HOCKEY, SO THAT WILL BE A BIG TASK TO OVERCOME. BUT JUST THINK OF IF THIS WAY. THE MINNESOTA WILD HAVE HELD ME HOSTAGE AS A STH UNDER THE HOPES THAT NEXT YEAR WILL BE A BETTER THAN THIS. CONVERSELY, I HAVE NEVER HELD THE WILD HOSTAGE UNTIL NOW. I KNOW ITS A MEANINGLESS, SYMBOLIC GESTURE ON MY PART. BUT ITS THE PRINCIPAL INVOLVED. BESIDES, IF YOU THINK I AM AN ISOLATED CASE, PARTICULARLY IN THIS CURRENT ECONOMIC ENVIRONMENT, YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN .

AT THE END OF WRITING THIS MEMO, THE CLOCK STARTS TICKING. SO ITS TIME TO STEP-UP, AND GET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE REPUTATION OF YOUR WIFE AND HER FAMILY, AND ESTABLISH YOUR OWN IDENTITY IF YOU TRULY ARE A HOCKEY FAN.

I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO RESPOND THROUGH THE END OF THIS SEASON TO ANYTHING ON THIS BOARD. I BELIEVE BEING A STH GIVES ME THAT RIGHT, LET ALONE 4 OF THEM.

IF ANYONE REALLY IS THAT INTERESTED IN WHO I AM, LET ME KNOW. I MAY OR MAY NOT GO TO ANY REMAINING GAMES (I DIDN'T GO TONIGHT), BUT IF I DO AND YOU WANT TO STOP BY AND SAY HELLO, I HAVE GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. IF NOT, NO WORRIES EITHER. I NEVER HAVE ASKED ANYONE TO LIKE ME, NOR DO I NEED THE APPROVAL OF ANYONE SUCH THAT I WILL HOLD BACK ON WHAT I HAVE SAID.

BEST OF LUCK TO ALL, GOOD HEALTH, AND HAPPINESS.

P/S: BY THE WAY I DID RECENTLY CREATE AN ALTER-EGO CALLED MR ANALYST. KIND OF A MR NICE-GUY, NEWBIE ON THE BOARD BECAUSE I HOPED TO EVENTUALLY GET BACK TO THE LEVEL WHERE I WOULD BE ABLE TO CREATE A TOPIC AGAIN. UNDER EMIREID, IT WASN'T GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE I COULDN'T WAIT TO CALL KF THE BOARD NAZI. KF, I EQUATE THE BOARD NAZI TO THE SOUP NAZI ON SEINFELD, NOT ACTUALLY EQUATING SOMEONE TO HITLER AND HIS COHORTS. SOME OF YOU SUSPECTED I MAY BE SOMEONE ELSE ON THE BOARD TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE. YOU WERE RIGHT. UNFORTUNATELY FOR THOSE WHO DID, I MADE YOU FEEL SO BAD ABOUT ATTACKING ME BECAUSE I WAS A NEWBIE, THAT YOU SAID YOU WERE SORRY. SOMETHING THE EVIL EMIREID WOULD NEVER SEEK OUT. MY GOAL AS EMIREID WAS TO GET YOU LOOK AT THINGS DIFFERENTLY WHICH ADMITTEDLY WAS A CHALLENGE.

IF MY SELF-IMPOSED TIMELINE EXPIRES, BE AWARE PEOPLE ON THE MESSAGE BOARD MY FOUR SEATS ARE IN SECTION 123, WHICH IS BEHIND THE WILD'S GOALIE FOR TWO PERIODS. ABOVE THE ZAMBONI GATE. GREAT SEATS WHICH WOULD BE EVEN GREATER HAS THAT FREAKING PUCK RESTRAINT NETTING WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ADDED YEARS AGO.

LATER!

- RPM03


THIS!!!!
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 18 @ 4:15 PM ET
THIS!!!!
- *Ducks4Cup*

wow.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Jan 19 @ 4:25 AM ET

And you seem to have no idea how to conjugate pronouns in English.

Your is a possessive.

You're is a conjugation of you and are.....

As in "You're a total moron to call someone else stupid, while showing that your grasp of the language is lacking badly."

To me, Gretzky's legacy is forever altered by the entire process in Phoenix-the way the NHL and Bettman bent the rules left and right to allow his group to buy the team in the first place, the fact that as a part owner, he filled the organization with cronies rather than competent hockey people and was part of a group that ran the team into the ground, and finally, for being a subpar head coach.

Yes, he was the second or third greatest player ever and did play a huge role in helping Canada to Olympic gold. But his involment with the Coyotes, to me, spoils what he did on the ice.
-Jsaquella




- PredsFan95

Was this actually written? By a person?
Vagitarian
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Tyrannosaurus!!!, AB
Joined: 10.25.2009

Jan 25 @ 4:35 PM ET
Start putting out really crappy music, tour often, start a hockey roomer site. Put out ridiculous roomers so you can be the butt end of every joke on your site. Then ban and warn everyone who disagrees with you ludicrous trade offers and roomers. Hire a former beauty pagent contestant whose hockey knowledge is only a shade worse than her business sense, and ability to deliver bridal dresses on time.

Turn down Shania Twain for a date. Single handedly save a hockey franchise. Also, wear a silly mask and phantom of the opera cape out in public, to remain anonymous, even though everyone already knows who you are. Dont shake Crimsoninja's hand. Have a douchebag like Howard Berger blog for you because he has a press pass. This is not a drill, Komiserek certainly has the ostrll, WTF friend, the roomer bidness is a cruel mistress, and have Scalr run your wonderful site into the ground. I may have missed a few but the rest should decrease the panic factor around here. See you all in a few months...
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 25 @ 4:50 PM ET
Start putting out really crappy music, tour often, start a hockey roomer site. Put out ridiculous roomers so you can be the butt end of every joke on your site. Then ban and warn everyone who disagrees with you ludicrous trade offers and roomers. Hire a former beauty pagent contestant whose hockey knowledge is only a shade worse than her business sense, and ability to deliver bridal dresses on time.

Turn down Shania Twain for a date. Single handedly save a hockey franchise. Also, wear a silly mask and phantom of the opera cape out in public, to remain anonymous, even though everyone already knows who you are. Dont shake Crimsoninja's hand. Have a douchebag like Howard Berger blog for you because he has a press pass. This is not a drill, Komiserek certainly has the ostrll, WTF friend, the roomer bidness is a cruel mistress, and have Scalr run your wonderful site into the ground. I may have missed a few but the rest should decrease the panic factor around here. See you all in a few months...

- Vagitarian


Which suicide bomber do we owe this to?
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