Sure if you have time for sex... but i mean with all the dressing like a wizard and masturbating under the overpass laughs is talking about who has time?

Im still really pissed off

before i came home my 9 mos pregant wife texted me to please not take anything out on her, our unborn daughter or the dog.

So I did what any rational person thrust in my situation would do.....

I went to the garage and beat the poop out of the empty box the crib came in with a louisville slugger for a good 15 min.

needless to say, there is lots of shattered cardboard and styrofoam in the garage.

I still am all in. If I could transplant my level of frustration in the NYR bodies they would win the next 2 games EASILY. I like the comments from torts today, not like we should expected anything else tho.

I think they can win tomorrow if they carry over the intensity and forecheck from last night and then its game 7 and anything can happen.

the focus is one game.

and I BELIEVE
- FBONES19

I bolded my favorite part

I bolded my favorite part
- jsr1034

seems like a rational fellow.

nothing absolutely retarded about beating up a box with a bat for 15 minutes over a hockey game.

I bolded my favorite part
- jsr1034

Sounds like she's been on the wrong end of some prior beatings. He must be a nice guy.

seems like a rational fellow.

nothing absolutely retarded about beating up a box with a bat for 15 minutes over a hockey game.
- kicksave856

Yeah especially when the dog and unborn child are available.

Yeah especially when the dog and unborn child are available.
- Pike_Tyson

the wife and unborn child may not be rangers fans though, so they may deserve to live.

the wife and unborn child may not be rangers fans though, so they may deserve to live.
- kicksave856

You sound like you're not fully committed to savagely beating those you're supposed to love and protect.

You sound like you're not fully committed to savagely beating those you're supposed to love and protect.
- Pike_Tyson

sometimes i question what we're doing anymore.

sometimes i question what we're doing anymore.
- kicksave856

Don't psych yourself out man. It's right to pound helpless creatures as sure as it's right to work for the government or practice organized religion.

Actually they all go hand in hand.

Don't psych yourself out man. It's right to pound helpless creatures as sure as it's right to work for the government or practice organized religion.

Actually they all go hand in hand.
- Pike_Tyson

thanks.

i actually feel invigorated and ready to beat some defenseless children's asses now.

thanks.

i actually feel invigorated and ready to beat some defenseless children's asses now.
- kicksave856

That's the spirit. And spirits do exist.

That's the spirit. And spirits do exist.


- Pike_Tyson

what about time travel?

what about time travel?
- kicksave856

Not if you believe m-theory.

Not if you believe m-theory.
- Pike_Tyson

i looked that up once, but i've already forgotten what it is.

Not if you believe m-theory.
- Pike_Tyson

U believe it just like you believe Hulk can take Superman.

i looked that up once, but i've already forgotten what it is.
- kicksave856

Don't bother looking it up. Dellio is right....it is bull.

U believe it just like you believe Hulk can take Superman.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I don't believe that at all. Supes could space Hulk no problem.

Don't bother looking it up. Dellio is right....it is bull.
- Pike_Tyson

dellio is always right.

dellio is always right.
- kicksave856

Words to live by. Words to die by.

I don't believe that at all. Supes could space Hulk no problem.
- Pike_Tyson

There's no limits to Hulks strength and he's almost invulnerable. Throw a stupid rock at Supes and he's a faget.

Having seen a preview for the new Batman movie are you more stoked now that its.obvious they're going with intelligent psycho Bane?

There's no limits to Hulks strength and he's almost invulnerable. Throw a stupid rock at Supes and he's a faget.

Having seen a preview for the new Batman movie are you more stoked now that its.obvious they're going with intelligent psycho Bane?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

I don't buy the no limit to Hulk's strength deal. Someone can only be so angry. That's just been recently invented anyway. Fukin Superman can lift 200 quintillion tons.

In any case, Hulk needs to breathe, is incredibly dumb and lost to Superman in the comics already.

And no, I am not excited for that movie since Tom Hardy is about as physically intimidating as Clay Aiken.

I don't buy the no limit to Hulk's strength deal. Someone can only be so angry. That's just been recently invented anyway. Fukin Superman can lift 200 quintillion tons.

In any case, Hulk needs to breathe, is incredibly dumb and lost to Superman in the comics already.

And no, I am not excited for that movie since Tom Hardy is about as physically intimidating as Clay Aiken.
- Pike_Tyson

lol. it's funny cause clay aiken is a little gay guy.

lol. it's funny cause clay aiken is a little gay guy.
- kicksave856

George Takei described him as soft earlier this week on the Howard Stern show.

He also said he was going to market a cologne called "Eau my".

I don't buy the no limit to Hulk's strength deal. Someone can only be so angry. That's just been recently invented anyway. Fukin Superman can lift 200 quintillion tons.

In any case, Hulk needs to breathe, is incredibly dumb and lost to Superman in the comics already.

And no, I am not excited for that movie since Tom Hardy is about as physically intimidating as Clay Aiken.
- Pike_Tyson

Those stupid crossover battles are gay and prove nothing. Didn't Robin and Jubilee lez out in one?

Guess we'll see about the movie. People doubted Ledger as Joker too.

Avengers kicked ass though. Seen it twice now.

George Takei described him as soft earlier this week on the Howard Stern show.

He also said he was going to market a cologne called "Eau my".
- Pike_Tyson