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nfph
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Schadenfreude, NY
Joined: 09.22.2006

Feb 9 @ 3:54 PM ET
Just a little friendly update, which I will continue to do until the end of the season.

As you know, Ottawa disrespected the game, and the Maple Leafs, throughout the all-star break.

Including, but not limited to: the incessant booing of a brave, young cancer survivor, and yelling
out "WADE BELAK" during the draft.

Of course, the universe always balances itself out. So how are the two teams doing since this display of disgusting disrespect?


Toronto: 3-1-1
Ottawa: 0-3-1

Toronto has risen to 7th, and Ottawa has fallen to 8th.


Have a great day, and good luck to 29 of the 30 teams in the NHL!

-LOLKessel
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 9 @ 4:41 PM ET
Just a little friendly update, which I will continue to do until the end of the season.

As you know, Ottawa disrespected the game, and the Maple Leafs, throughout the all-star break.

Including, but not limited to: the incessant booing of a brave, young cancer survivor, and yelling
out "WADE BELAK" during the draft.

Of course, the universe always balances itself out. So how are the two teams doing since this display of disgusting disrespect?


Toronto: 3-1-1
Ottawa: 0-3-1

Toronto has risen to 7th, and Ottawa has fallen to 8th.


Have a great day, and good luck to 29 of the 30 teams in the NHL!

-LOLKessel

- nfph

nfph
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Schadenfreude, NY
Joined: 09.22.2006

Feb 9 @ 4:43 PM ET

- dt99999

My god the urge to troll these stupid bastards is really getting to me today.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Feb 9 @ 4:44 PM ET
My god the urge to troll these stupid bastards is really getting to me today.
- nfph

Who keeps locking the boobies threads? That's what's getting to me.
nfph
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Schadenfreude, NY
Joined: 09.22.2006

Feb 9 @ 4:48 PM ET
Who keeps locking the boobies threads? That's what's getting to me.
- Lahey

It's going to happen when things cross over certain thresholds. You want the truth? The second people go past Sports Illustrated-level (or even up to those limits) that's what's going to happen. Every time. You can hate it all you want but that won't change it.

And there's a valid point in pointing out that the Internet offers you plenty other opportunities to share erotica with other men, on sites that don't rely on non-NSFW advertising networks for their livelihood.

Again, this is just the truth of the situation, hope you don't shoot the messenger.

I might go in, clean it up a bit and unlock it later (when I'm not on a work computer).
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Feb 9 @ 5:08 PM ET
It's going to happen when things cross over certain thresholds. You want the truth? The second people go past Sports Illustrated-level (or even up to those limits) that's what's going to happen. Every time. You can hate it all you want but that won't change it.

And there's a valid point in pointing out that the Internet offers you plenty other opportunities to share erotica with other men, on sites that don't rely on non-NSFW advertising networks for their livelihood.

Again, this is just the truth of the situation, hope you don't shoot the messenger.

I might go in, clean it up a bit and unlock it later (when I'm not on a work computer).

- nfph

Start banning people then. If that doesn't work track them down and bust their knee caps.
muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Feb 9 @ 11:16 PM ET
It's going to happen when things cross over certain thresholds. You want the truth? The second people go past Sports Illustrated-level (or even up to those limits) that's what's going to happen. Every time. You can hate it all you want but that won't change it.

And there's a valid point in pointing out that the Internet offers you plenty other opportunities to share erotica with other men, on sites that don't rely on non-NSFW advertising networks for their livelihood.

Again, this is just the truth of the situation, hope you don't shoot the messenger.

I might go in, clean it up a bit and unlock it later (when I'm not on a work computer).

- nfph

whoawhoawhoawhoa whoa whoa whoooooooooooooa.... Links?
habman75
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Wolf River, QC
Joined: 09.07.2007

Feb 9 @ 11:27 PM ET
whoawhoawhoawhoa whoa whoa whoooooooooooooa.... Links?
- muffin_man


Most f'd up post I have ever seen below... Wish I could make it my location!!!


I will maks this simple and in point form to help you grasp what you can not grasp.

1. The aliens as they are called, predate your human history. There are drawings of them in Australian cave walls from thousands of years ago, and they were known as wandjinas.
2. Vimanas were todays UFO's in the Mahabharata, written of 10,000 years ago where a war between India and Atlantis eliminated humanity through nuclear devastation.
3. The Sumerian texts or historical accounts speak of your secret cabals of the day, named the Anunnaki, the Lords of the underworld. The human race is not only not alone in the universe, they are not alone here on Earth.
4. Human beings much like the grey aliens spoken of are a DNA creation of the Anunnaki. The aliens as they are believed to be, are like humans in a way, they are the creation of test tube experiments from below the surface.
5. There is NO NEW WORLD ORDER underway. The World Order began when the earliest ancestors of the human race were released to the surface. The Lords of humanity always has been the Anunnaki Lords.
6. There is a reason there has been thousands of contintental wars over the last 10,000 years, and why rapes, tortures, murders and destruction has been predominant throughout human history.
7. You all fail to see the truth, by design!!! This is reality. Humanity embraces lies to tickle their ears while they suppress the truth to massage their fragile egos.
8. The concepts of religion, law, governance and commerce are born out of control, and the institutions that are designed to maintain these concepts are designed to maintain control.
9. You will all be eliminated soon. This is already underway. The signs of the times you have failed to comprehend and accept. Millions of mass animal, bird and sea life die offs. Last year, a UFO hovered over the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem, then a few days later, the Hareetz paper claims a baby boy was found abandoned. Within weeks prior or after this event, millions of East Indians reported seeing the baby Jesus on the moon, while Africans videotaped an apparition of the Virgin Mary in the sun. You all had a brief disinfo agenda brought forward with a Comet Elenin, a comet that "coincidentally" magically disintegrates upon approaching Earth. Comet Elenin was none other than craft with emassaries for King Anu returning to visit the Anunnaki, by no means was the craft being watched an intelligently controlled comet, but was the King of the Lords of this world returning. Lastly, you have all heard the world wide haunting sounds in the skies, which is also emanating from the sinkholes in Dagestan or Tibetan Monk Caves. They are closing the ports that connect the surface of this world to the ports below, RIGHT NOW, as a prelude prior to nuclear extinction. They will not contaminate their sanctuary below the surface during this nuclear war.
10. Your puppet actors playing Presidents, Prime Ministers, the Vatican, the Monarchy, the Elitists of the surface are NOT being told what to expect. They are merely acting according to their beliefs, and accordingly to their duties as told to them. Obama is no more in conrol than Bush was, they are mere actors and puppets for the puppet masters, the secret cabals you never see. Ironincally, it seems the secret cabals have alot in common with UFO's, they prefer not to directly communicate with humanity.

Of course, I expect you to say interesting info, I expect you to say, might make some sense. Sorry to tell you, this comes from one who is 100% in the know, not the belief, but the know. You want in on a little secret? One they never tell you in the schools, the media, the churches or anywhere on the Earth. Here is the secret.

Imagine you and a friend go to paint a bare room to add some creativity to the empty room. You paint two walls black, while your friend paints two walls blue. The side of the room painted black, you also paint the floor and ceiling black right until the middle of the room. Your friend also paints the floor and ceiling blue in the side of the room with blue painted walls. Now one half of the room is completely dark black and one half of the room is completely blue. Now you want to add some decorations. So you add thousands of little white Xmas lights to the black walls in the dark side of the room, and then you hang some ornamental solar systems from the ceiling in the dark side of the room. Your friend who painted the half of the room blue adds one really big white light to the two blue walls and that is all. You now have two independent halves of the room. Your friend now gets creative, and rolls a room size transparent globe right into the middle of the room and hinges it from the floor to the ceiling. Then your friend puts a divider insider the transparent globe so only one half of the globe can be seen at a time. Then you add a chair and some flowers to one half of the globe and you sit inside the globe. Your friend goes behind the globe and you can not see your friend behind the divider inside the globe. Your friend begins to spin the globe around the whole of the room. While spinning insde the globe, you notice that when you face the dark black side of the room, all you see is constellations where the lights always remain in the same position with one another, while the ornamental solar systems are orbiting around one another. Of course, the flowers inside the globe with you are dark shadows in the dark side of the room. As you continue being spun by your friend into the blue side of the room, the big light adds color to the flowers inside the globe with you. Now, because there is a divider behind you inside the globe, when you are facing one side of the room, you can not see the other, and vice versa. Now, I ask you, which side of the room is the illusion?

Why do you deny the universe you see by day as an illusion, yet accept the universe you see by night as truth?

You are a deceived species. Very much so! If you only had a clue, about the true design of the dual universe, about the world you inhabit, and about your species as well as the species below who co-exist with you inside the womb of this world. If you only knew! You denied the signs in the skies all year now, and I tell you the truth.

Although you all speak in different tongues in different countries, you will all scream for an instant in one tongue when the blast occurs from the sky. Yes, the Negev Nuclear Plant in Dimona outside of Jerusalem was designed with a purpose in the early 1960s. Yes, the President of the USA stood against this design. Yes, there are weapons of mass destruction awaiting the finger of a trigger now. Yes, the prophecy of the Twistian/Judiasm writings in the Revelation WILL BE fulfilled as promised, just as written before in the Mahabharata. Nuclear war is now imminent and immediate, and the control is not in human hands, but from below.

One reminder. On the night of Septmeber 10th, 2001 everyone went to bed expecting to wake up to another normal day, and suddenly, the Twin Towers fell. The nuclear explosions coming quick will take you by bigger surprise and faster without time to reason or digest what is happening. You all are being exterminated quickly.

This is not to tell you to prepare to die, but to the contrary, prepare to live again. You didn't believe the illusion of a body you created from a speck of air is temporary did you? As I said earlier, you are a deceived species.

If only I could tell you what I know
EricNearBuffalo
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Frig off, Ricky!, NY
Joined: 09.04.2011

Feb 10 @ 12:07 AM ET
Most f'd up post I have ever seen below... Wish I could make it my location!!!


I will maks this simple and in point form to help you grasp what you can not grasp.

1. The aliens as they are called, predate your human history. There are drawings of them in Australian cave walls from thousands of years ago, and they were known as wandjinas.
2. Vimanas were todays UFO's in the Mahabharata, written of 10,000 years ago where a war between India and Atlantis eliminated humanity through nuclear devastation.
3. The Sumerian texts or historical accounts speak of your secret cabals of the day, named the Anunnaki, the Lords of the underworld. The human race is not only not alone in the universe, they are not alone here on Earth.
4. Human beings much like the grey aliens spoken of are a DNA creation of the Anunnaki. The aliens as they are believed to be, are like humans in a way, they are the creation of test tube experiments from below the surface.
5. There is NO NEW WORLD ORDER underway. The World Order began when the earliest ancestors of the human race were released to the surface. The Lords of humanity always has been the Anunnaki Lords.
6. There is a reason there has been thousands of contintental wars over the last 10,000 years, and why rapes, tortures, murders and destruction has been predominant throughout human history.
7. You all fail to see the truth, by design!!! This is reality. Humanity embraces lies to tickle their ears while they suppress the truth to massage their fragile egos.
8. The concepts of religion, law, governance and commerce are born out of control, and the institutions that are designed to maintain these concepts are designed to maintain control.
9. You will all be eliminated soon. This is already underway. The signs of the times you have failed to comprehend and accept. Millions of mass animal, bird and sea life die offs. Last year, a UFO hovered over the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem, then a few days later, the Hareetz paper claims a baby boy was found abandoned. Within weeks prior or after this event, millions of East Indians reported seeing the baby Jesus on the moon, while Africans videotaped an apparition of the Virgin Mary in the sun. You all had a brief disinfo agenda brought forward with a Comet Elenin, a comet that "coincidentally" magically disintegrates upon approaching Earth. Comet Elenin was none other than craft with emassaries for King Anu returning to visit the Anunnaki, by no means was the craft being watched an intelligently controlled comet, but was the King of the Lords of this world returning. Lastly, you have all heard the world wide haunting sounds in the skies, which is also emanating from the sinkholes in Dagestan or Tibetan Monk Caves. They are closing the ports that connect the surface of this world to the ports below, RIGHT NOW, as a prelude prior to nuclear extinction. They will not contaminate their sanctuary below the surface during this nuclear war.
10. Your puppet actors playing Presidents, Prime Ministers, the Vatican, the Monarchy, the Elitists of the surface are NOT being told what to expect. They are merely acting according to their beliefs, and accordingly to their duties as told to them. Obama is no more in conrol than Bush was, they are mere actors and puppets for the puppet masters, the secret cabals you never see. Ironincally, it seems the secret cabals have alot in common with UFO's, they prefer not to directly communicate with humanity.

Of course, I expect you to say interesting info, I expect you to say, might make some sense. Sorry to tell you, this comes from one who is 100% in the know, not the belief, but the know. You want in on a little secret? One they never tell you in the schools, the media, the churches or anywhere on the Earth. Here is the secret.

Imagine you and a friend go to paint a bare room to add some creativity to the empty room. You paint two walls black, while your friend paints two walls blue. The side of the room painted black, you also paint the floor and ceiling black right until the middle of the room. Your friend also paints the floor and ceiling blue in the side of the room with blue painted walls. Now one half of the room is completely dark black and one half of the room is completely blue. Now you want to add some decorations. So you add thousands of little white Xmas lights to the black walls in the dark side of the room, and then you hang some ornamental solar systems from the ceiling in the dark side of the room. Your friend who painted the half of the room blue adds one really big white light to the two blue walls and that is all. You now have two independent halves of the room. Your friend now gets creative, and rolls a room size transparent globe right into the middle of the room and hinges it from the floor to the ceiling. Then your friend puts a divider insider the transparent globe so only one half of the globe can be seen at a time. Then you add a chair and some flowers to one half of the globe and you sit inside the globe. Your friend goes behind the globe and you can not see your friend behind the divider inside the globe. Your friend begins to spin the globe around the whole of the room. While spinning insde the globe, you notice that when you face the dark black side of the room, all you see is constellations where the lights always remain in the same position with one another, while the ornamental solar systems are orbiting around one another. Of course, the flowers inside the globe with you are dark shadows in the dark side of the room. As you continue being spun by your friend into the blue side of the room, the big light adds color to the flowers inside the globe with you. Now, because there is a divider behind you inside the globe, when you are facing one side of the room, you can not see the other, and vice versa. Now, I ask you, which side of the room is the illusion?

Why do you deny the universe you see by day as an illusion, yet accept the universe you see by night as truth?

You are a deceived species. Very much so! If you only had a clue, about the true design of the dual universe, about the world you inhabit, and about your species as well as the species below who co-exist with you inside the womb of this world. If you only knew! You denied the signs in the skies all year now, and I tell you the truth.

Although you all speak in different tongues in different countries, you will all scream for an instant in one tongue when the blast occurs from the sky. Yes, the Negev Nuclear Plant in Dimona outside of Jerusalem was designed with a purpose in the early 1960s. Yes, the President of the USA stood against this design. Yes, there are weapons of mass destruction awaiting the finger of a trigger now. Yes, the prophecy of the Twistian/Judiasm writings in the Revelation WILL BE fulfilled as promised, just as written before in the Mahabharata. Nuclear war is now imminent and immediate, and the control is not in human hands, but from below.

One reminder. On the night of Septmeber 10th, 2001 everyone went to bed expecting to wake up to another normal day, and suddenly, the Twin Towers fell. The nuclear explosions coming quick will take you by bigger surprise and faster without time to reason or digest what is happening. You all are being exterminated quickly.

This is not to tell you to prepare to die, but to the contrary, prepare to live again. You didn't believe the illusion of a body you created from a speck of air is temporary did you? As I said earlier, you are a deceived species.

If only I could tell you what I know

- habman75


nfph
Referee
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Schadenfreude, NY
Joined: 09.22.2006

Feb 10 @ 12:58 AM ET
whoawhoawhoawhoa whoa whoa whoooooooooooooa.... Links?
- muffin_man

I love that neither of you picked up on or were skeeved out by me describing it as "sharing erotica with other men"

Pike_Tyson
Boston Bruins
Location: Compassion is a nice emotion , NY
Joined: 11.20.2011

Feb 10 @ 7:21 AM ET
Most f'd up post I have ever seen below... Wish I could make it my location!!!


I will maks this simple and in point form to help you grasp what you can not grasp.

1. The aliens as they are called, predate your human history. There are drawings of them in Australian cave walls from thousands of years ago, and they were known as wandjinas.
2. Vimanas were todays UFO's in the Mahabharata, written of 10,000 years ago where a war between India and Atlantis eliminated humanity through nuclear devastation.
3. The Sumerian texts or historical accounts speak of your secret cabals of the day, named the Anunnaki, the Lords of the underworld. The human race is not only not alone in the universe, they are not alone here on Earth.
4. Human beings much like the grey aliens spoken of are a DNA creation of the Anunnaki. The aliens as they are believed to be, are like humans in a way, they are the creation of test tube experiments from below the surface.
5. There is NO NEW WORLD ORDER underway. The World Order began when the earliest ancestors of the human race were released to the surface. The Lords of humanity always has been the Anunnaki Lords.
6. There is a reason there has been thousands of contintental wars over the last 10,000 years, and why rapes, tortures, murders and destruction has been predominant throughout human history.
7. You all fail to see the truth, by design!!! This is reality. Humanity embraces lies to tickle their ears while they suppress the truth to massage their fragile egos.
8. The concepts of religion, law, governance and commerce are born out of control, and the institutions that are designed to maintain these concepts are designed to maintain control.
9. You will all be eliminated soon. This is already underway. The signs of the times you have failed to comprehend and accept. Millions of mass animal, bird and sea life die offs. Last year, a UFO hovered over the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem, then a few days later, the Hareetz paper claims a baby boy was found abandoned. Within weeks prior or after this event, millions of East Indians reported seeing the baby Jesus on the moon, while Africans videotaped an apparition of the Virgin Mary in the sun. You all had a brief disinfo agenda brought forward with a Comet Elenin, a comet that "coincidentally" magically disintegrates upon approaching Earth. Comet Elenin was none other than craft with emassaries for King Anu returning to visit the Anunnaki, by no means was the craft being watched an intelligently controlled comet, but was the King of the Lords of this world returning. Lastly, you have all heard the world wide haunting sounds in the skies, which is also emanating from the sinkholes in Dagestan or Tibetan Monk Caves. They are closing the ports that connect the surface of this world to the ports below, RIGHT NOW, as a prelude prior to nuclear extinction. They will not contaminate their sanctuary below the surface during this nuclear war.
10. Your puppet actors playing Presidents, Prime Ministers, the Vatican, the Monarchy, the Elitists of the surface are NOT being told what to expect. They are merely acting according to their beliefs, and accordingly to their duties as told to them. Obama is no more in conrol than Bush was, they are mere actors and puppets for the puppet masters, the secret cabals you never see. Ironincally, it seems the secret cabals have alot in common with UFO's, they prefer not to directly communicate with humanity.

Of course, I expect you to say interesting info, I expect you to say, might make some sense. Sorry to tell you, this comes from one who is 100% in the know, not the belief, but the know. You want in on a little secret? One they never tell you in the schools, the media, the churches or anywhere on the Earth. Here is the secret.

Imagine you and a friend go to paint a bare room to add some creativity to the empty room. You paint two walls black, while your friend paints two walls blue. The side of the room painted black, you also paint the floor and ceiling black right until the middle of the room. Your friend also paints the floor and ceiling blue in the side of the room with blue painted walls. Now one half of the room is completely dark black and one half of the room is completely blue. Now you want to add some decorations. So you add thousands of little white Xmas lights to the black walls in the dark side of the room, and then you hang some ornamental solar systems from the ceiling in the dark side of the room. Your friend who painted the half of the room blue adds one really big white light to the two blue walls and that is all. You now have two independent halves of the room. Your friend now gets creative, and rolls a room size transparent globe right into the middle of the room and hinges it from the floor to the ceiling. Then your friend puts a divider insider the transparent globe so only one half of the globe can be seen at a time. Then you add a chair and some flowers to one half of the globe and you sit inside the globe. Your friend goes behind the globe and you can not see your friend behind the divider inside the globe. Your friend begins to spin the globe around the whole of the room. While spinning insde the globe, you notice that when you face the dark black side of the room, all you see is constellations where the lights always remain in the same position with one another, while the ornamental solar systems are orbiting around one another. Of course, the flowers inside the globe with you are dark shadows in the dark side of the room. As you continue being spun by your friend into the blue side of the room, the big light adds color to the flowers inside the globe with you. Now, because there is a divider behind you inside the globe, when you are facing one side of the room, you can not see the other, and vice versa. Now, I ask you, which side of the room is the illusion?

Why do you deny the universe you see by day as an illusion, yet accept the universe you see by night as truth?

You are a deceived species. Very much so! If you only had a clue, about the true design of the dual universe, about the world you inhabit, and about your species as well as the species below who co-exist with you inside the womb of this world. If you only knew! You denied the signs in the skies all year now, and I tell you the truth.

Although you all speak in different tongues in different countries, you will all scream for an instant in one tongue when the blast occurs from the sky. Yes, the Negev Nuclear Plant in Dimona outside of Jerusalem was designed with a purpose in the early 1960s. Yes, the President of the USA stood against this design. Yes, there are weapons of mass destruction awaiting the finger of a trigger now. Yes, the prophecy of the Twistian/Judiasm writings in the Revelation WILL BE fulfilled as promised, just as written before in the Mahabharata. Nuclear war is now imminent and immediate, and the control is not in human hands, but from below.

One reminder. On the night of Septmeber 10th, 2001 everyone went to bed expecting to wake up to another normal day, and suddenly, the Twin Towers fell. The nuclear explosions coming quick will take you by bigger surprise and faster without time to reason or digest what is happening. You all are being exterminated quickly.

This is not to tell you to prepare to die, but to the contrary, prepare to live again. You didn't believe the illusion of a body you created from a speck of air is temporary did you? As I said earlier, you are a deceived species.

If only I could tell you what I know

- habman75



This is all bullpoop. Everyone knows our connection to the aliens is through the ancient egyptians whose gods sought to enslave humanity.


muffin_man
Montreal Canadiens
Location: no problem, as s hole - Eric Engels, NY
Joined: 02.10.2007

Feb 10 @ 9:01 AM ET
I love that neither of you picked up on or were skeeved out by me describing it as "sharing erotica with other men"


- nfph

We know what we're doing
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 10 @ 1:03 PM ET
Most f'd up post I have ever seen below... Wish I could make it my location!!!


I will maks this simple and in point form to help you grasp what you can not grasp.

1. The aliens as they are called, predate your human history. There are drawings of them in Australian cave walls from thousands of years ago, and they were known as wandjinas.
2. Vimanas were todays UFO's in the Mahabharata, written of 10,000 years ago where a war between India and Atlantis eliminated humanity through nuclear devastation.
3. The Sumerian texts or historical accounts speak of your secret cabals of the day, named the Anunnaki, the Lords of the underworld. The human race is not only not alone in the universe, they are not alone here on Earth.
4. Human beings much like the grey aliens spoken of are a DNA creation of the Anunnaki. The aliens as they are believed to be, are like humans in a way, they are the creation of test tube experiments from below the surface.
5. There is NO NEW WORLD ORDER underway. The World Order began when the earliest ancestors of the human race were released to the surface. The Lords of humanity always has been the Anunnaki Lords.
6. There is a reason there has been thousands of contintental wars over the last 10,000 years, and why rapes, tortures, murders and destruction has been predominant throughout human history.
7. You all fail to see the truth, by design!!! This is reality. Humanity embraces lies to tickle their ears while they suppress the truth to massage their fragile egos.
8. The concepts of religion, law, governance and commerce are born out of control, and the institutions that are designed to maintain these concepts are designed to maintain control.
9. You will all be eliminated soon. This is already underway. The signs of the times you have failed to comprehend and accept. Millions of mass animal, bird and sea life die offs. Last year, a UFO hovered over the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem, then a few days later, the Hareetz paper claims a baby boy was found abandoned. Within weeks prior or after this event, millions of East Indians reported seeing the baby Jesus on the moon, while Africans videotaped an apparition of the Virgin Mary in the sun. You all had a brief disinfo agenda brought forward with a Comet Elenin, a comet that "coincidentally" magically disintegrates upon approaching Earth. Comet Elenin was none other than craft with emassaries for King Anu returning to visit the Anunnaki, by no means was the craft being watched an intelligently controlled comet, but was the King of the Lords of this world returning. Lastly, you have all heard the world wide haunting sounds in the skies, which is also emanating from the sinkholes in Dagestan or Tibetan Monk Caves. They are closing the ports that connect the surface of this world to the ports below, RIGHT NOW, as a prelude prior to nuclear extinction. They will not contaminate their sanctuary below the surface during this nuclear war.
10. Your puppet actors playing Presidents, Prime Ministers, the Vatican, the Monarchy, the Elitists of the surface are NOT being told what to expect. They are merely acting according to their beliefs, and accordingly to their duties as told to them. Obama is no more in conrol than Bush was, they are mere actors and puppets for the puppet masters, the secret cabals you never see. Ironincally, it seems the secret cabals have alot in common with UFO's, they prefer not to directly communicate with humanity.

Of course, I expect you to say interesting info, I expect you to say, might make some sense. Sorry to tell you, this comes from one who is 100% in the know, not the belief, but the know. You want in on a little secret? One they never tell you in the schools, the media, the churches or anywhere on the Earth. Here is the secret.

Imagine you and a friend go to paint a bare room to add some creativity to the empty room. You paint two walls black, while your friend paints two walls blue. The side of the room painted black, you also paint the floor and ceiling black right until the middle of the room. Your friend also paints the floor and ceiling blue in the side of the room with blue painted walls. Now one half of the room is completely dark black and one half of the room is completely blue. Now you want to add some decorations. So you add thousands of little white Xmas lights to the black walls in the dark side of the room, and then you hang some ornamental solar systems from the ceiling in the dark side of the room. Your friend who painted the half of the room blue adds one really big white light to the two blue walls and that is all. You now have two independent halves of the room. Your friend now gets creative, and rolls a room size transparent globe right into the middle of the room and hinges it from the floor to the ceiling. Then your friend puts a divider insider the transparent globe so only one half of the globe can be seen at a time. Then you add a chair and some flowers to one half of the globe and you sit inside the globe. Your friend goes behind the globe and you can not see your friend behind the divider inside the globe. Your friend begins to spin the globe around the whole of the room. While spinning insde the globe, you notice that when you face the dark black side of the room, all you see is constellations where the lights always remain in the same position with one another, while the ornamental solar systems are orbiting around one another. Of course, the flowers inside the globe with you are dark shadows in the dark side of the room. As you continue being spun by your friend into the blue side of the room, the big light adds color to the flowers inside the globe with you. Now, because there is a divider behind you inside the globe, when you are facing one side of the room, you can not see the other, and vice versa. Now, I ask you, which side of the room is the illusion?

Why do you deny the universe you see by day as an illusion, yet accept the universe you see by night as truth?

You are a deceived species. Very much so! If you only had a clue, about the true design of the dual universe, about the world you inhabit, and about your species as well as the species below who co-exist with you inside the womb of this world. If you only knew! You denied the signs in the skies all year now, and I tell you the truth.

Although you all speak in different tongues in different countries, you will all scream for an instant in one tongue when the blast occurs from the sky. Yes, the Negev Nuclear Plant in Dimona outside of Jerusalem was designed with a purpose in the early 1960s. Yes, the President of the USA stood against this design. Yes, there are weapons of mass destruction awaiting the finger of a trigger now. Yes, the prophecy of the Twistian/Judiasm writings in the Revelation WILL BE fulfilled as promised, just as written before in the Mahabharata. Nuclear war is now imminent and immediate, and the control is not in human hands, but from below.

One reminder. On the night of Septmeber 10th, 2001 everyone went to bed expecting to wake up to another normal day, and suddenly, the Twin Towers fell. The nuclear explosions coming quick will take you by bigger surprise and faster without time to reason or digest what is happening. You all are being exterminated quickly.

This is not to tell you to prepare to die, but to the contrary, prepare to live again. You didn't believe the illusion of a body you created from a speck of air is temporary did you? As I said earlier, you are a deceived species.

If only I could tell you what I know

- habman75

was this doppleganger?
Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Feb 10 @ 1:29 PM ET


5. There is NO NEW WORLD ORDER underway.

- habman75

Seems reasonable

The World Order began when the earliest ancestors of the human race were released to the surface. The Lords of humanity always has been the Anunnaki Lords.
- habman75

*sigh*
Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Feb 10 @ 1:35 PM ET
Most f'd up post I have ever seen below... Wish I could make it my location!!!


I will maks this simple and in point form to help you grasp what you can not grasp.

1. The aliens as they are called, predate your human history. There are drawings of them in Australian cave walls from thousands of years ago, and they were known as wandjinas.
2. Vimanas were todays UFO's in the Mahabharata, written of 10,000 years ago where a war between India and Atlantis eliminated humanity through nuclear devastation.
3. The Sumerian texts or historical accounts speak of your secret cabals of the day, named the Anunnaki, the Lords of the underworld. The human race is not only not alone in the universe, they are not alone here on Earth.
4. Human beings much like the grey aliens spoken of are a DNA creation of the Anunnaki. The aliens as they are believed to be, are like humans in a way, they are the creation of test tube experiments from below the surface.
5. There is NO NEW WORLD ORDER underway. The World Order began when the earliest ancestors of the human race were released to the surface. The Lords of humanity always has been the Anunnaki Lords.
6. There is a reason there has been thousands of contintental wars over the last 10,000 years, and why rapes, tortures, murders and destruction has been predominant throughout human history.
7. You all fail to see the truth, by design!!! This is reality. Humanity embraces lies to tickle their ears while they suppress the truth to massage their fragile egos.
8. The concepts of religion, law, governance and commerce are born out of control, and the institutions that are designed to maintain these concepts are designed to maintain control.
9. You will all be eliminated soon. This is already underway. The signs of the times you have failed to comprehend and accept. Millions of mass animal, bird and sea life die offs. Last year, a UFO hovered over the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem, then a few days later, the Hareetz paper claims a baby boy was found abandoned. Within weeks prior or after this event, millions of East Indians reported seeing the baby Jesus on the moon, while Africans videotaped an apparition of the Virgin Mary in the sun. You all had a brief disinfo agenda brought forward with a Comet Elenin, a comet that "coincidentally" magically disintegrates upon approaching Earth. Comet Elenin was none other than craft with emassaries for King Anu returning to visit the Anunnaki, by no means was the craft being watched an intelligently controlled comet, but was the King of the Lords of this world returning. Lastly, you have all heard the world wide haunting sounds in the skies, which is also emanating from the sinkholes in Dagestan or Tibetan Monk Caves. They are closing the ports that connect the surface of this world to the ports below, RIGHT NOW, as a prelude prior to nuclear extinction. They will not contaminate their sanctuary below the surface during this nuclear war.
10. Your puppet actors playing Presidents, Prime Ministers, the Vatican, the Monarchy, the Elitists of the surface are NOT being told what to expect. They are merely acting according to their beliefs, and accordingly to their duties as told to them. Obama is no more in conrol than Bush was, they are mere actors and puppets for the puppet masters, the secret cabals you never see. Ironincally, it seems the secret cabals have alot in common with UFO's, they prefer not to directly communicate with humanity.

Of course, I expect you to say interesting info, I expect you to say, might make some sense. Sorry to tell you, this comes from one who is 100% in the know, not the belief, but the know. You want in on a little secret? One they never tell you in the schools, the media, the churches or anywhere on the Earth. Here is the secret.

Imagine you and a friend go to paint a bare room to add some creativity to the empty room. You paint two walls black, while your friend paints two walls blue. The side of the room painted black, you also paint the floor and ceiling black right until the middle of the room. Your friend also paints the floor and ceiling blue in the side of the room with blue painted walls. Now one half of the room is completely dark black and one half of the room is completely blue. Now you want to add some decorations. So you add thousands of little white Xmas lights to the black walls in the dark side of the room, and then you hang some ornamental solar systems from the ceiling in the dark side of the room. Your friend who painted the half of the room blue adds one really big white light to the two blue walls and that is all. You now have two independent halves of the room. Your friend now gets creative, and rolls a room size transparent globe right into the middle of the room and hinges it from the floor to the ceiling. Then your friend puts a divider insider the transparent globe so only one half of the globe can be seen at a time. Then you add a chair and some flowers to one half of the globe and you sit inside the globe. Your friend goes behind the globe and you can not see your friend behind the divider inside the globe. Your friend begins to spin the globe around the whole of the room. While spinning insde the globe, you notice that when you face the dark black side of the room, all you see is constellations where the lights always remain in the same position with one another, while the ornamental solar systems are orbiting around one another. Of course, the flowers inside the globe with you are dark shadows in the dark side of the room. As you continue being spun by your friend into the blue side of the room, the big light adds color to the flowers inside the globe with you. Now, because there is a divider behind you inside the globe, when you are facing one side of the room, you can not see the other, and vice versa. Now, I ask you, which side of the room is the illusion?

Why do you deny the universe you see by day as an illusion, yet accept the universe you see by night as truth?

You are a deceived species. Very much so! If you only had a clue, about the true design of the dual universe, about the world you inhabit, and about your species as well as the species below who co-exist with you inside the womb of this world. If you only knew! You denied the signs in the skies all year now, and I tell you the truth.

Although you all speak in different tongues in different countries, you will all scream for an instant in one tongue when the blast occurs from the sky. Yes, the Negev Nuclear Plant in Dimona outside of Jerusalem was designed with a purpose in the early 1960s. Yes, the President of the USA stood against this design. Yes, there are weapons of mass destruction awaiting the finger of a trigger now. Yes, the prophecy of the Twistian/Judiasm writings in the Revelation WILL BE fulfilled as promised, just as written before in the Mahabharata. Nuclear war is now imminent and immediate, and the control is not in human hands, but from below.

One reminder. On the night of Septmeber 10th, 2001 everyone went to bed expecting to wake up to another normal day, and suddenly, the Twin Towers fell. The nuclear explosions coming quick will take you by bigger surprise and faster without time to reason or digest what is happening. You all are being exterminated quickly.

This is not to tell you to prepare to die, but to the contrary, prepare to live again. You didn't believe the illusion of a body you created from a speck of air is temporary did you? As I said earlier, you are a deceived species.

If only I could tell you what I know

- habman75

holy... link?
EricNearBuffalo
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Frig off, Ricky!, NY
Joined: 09.04.2011

Feb 10 @ 2:27 PM ET
holy... link?
- Schenn-Sational!


i love how they said "you're a deceived species"

is that person not human? are they separating themself from the rest of us because of some batpoop crazy stuff they read online? you'd have to be on drugs to 1) come up with that stuff 2) believe in it 3) think you'll have a front row seat to the demise of the rest of your world. i mean, do they have some grand scheme to escape "impending doom"? do they have a backyard bunker with 4 foot thick concrete and steel walls, 2 years' worth of batteries, light bulbs, non perishable food, water, comic books and porn mags?

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 10 @ 2:45 PM ET
i love how they said "you're a deceived species"

is that person not human? are they separating themself from the rest of us because of some batpoop crazy stuff they read online? you'd have to be on drugs to 1) come up with that stuff 2) believe in it 3) think you'll have a front row seat to the demise of the rest of your world. i mean, do they have some grand scheme to escape "impending doom"? do they have a backyard bunker with 4 foot thick concrete and steel walls, 2 years' worth of batteries, light bulbs, non perishable food, water, comic books and porn mags?


- EricNearBuffalo

i have that stuff but it's just to hide from people on the weekends.
EricNearBuffalo
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Frig off, Ricky!, NY
Joined: 09.04.2011

Feb 10 @ 2:47 PM ET
i have that stuff but it's just to hide from people on the weekends.
- kicksave856


Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Feb 10 @ 3:00 PM ET
Most f'd up post I have ever seen below... Wish I could make it my location!!!


I will maks this simple and in point form to help you grasp what you can not grasp.

1. The aliens as they are called, predate your human history. There are drawings of them in Australian cave walls from thousands of years ago, and they were known as wandjinas.
2. Vimanas were todays UFO's in the Mahabharata, written of 10,000 years ago where a war between India and Atlantis eliminated humanity through nuclear devastation.
3. The Sumerian texts or historical accounts speak of your secret cabals of the day, named the Anunnaki, the Lords of the underworld. The human race is not only not alone in the universe, they are not alone here on Earth.
4. Human beings much like the grey aliens spoken of are a DNA creation of the Anunnaki. The aliens as they are believed to be, are like humans in a way, they are the creation of test tube experiments from below the surface.
5. There is NO NEW WORLD ORDER underway. The World Order began when the earliest ancestors of the human race were released to the surface. The Lords of humanity always has been the Anunnaki Lords.
6. There is a reason there has been thousands of contintental wars over the last 10,000 years, and why rapes, tortures, murders and destruction has been predominant throughout human history.
7. You all fail to see the truth, by design!!! This is reality. Humanity embraces lies to tickle their ears while they suppress the truth to massage their fragile egos.
8. The concepts of religion, law, governance and commerce are born out of control, and the institutions that are designed to maintain these concepts are designed to maintain control.
9. You will all be eliminated soon. This is already underway. The signs of the times you have failed to comprehend and accept. Millions of mass animal, bird and sea life die offs. Last year, a UFO hovered over the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem, then a few days later, the Hareetz paper claims a baby boy was found abandoned. Within weeks prior or after this event, millions of East Indians reported seeing the baby Jesus on the moon, while Africans videotaped an apparition of the Virgin Mary in the sun. You all had a brief disinfo agenda brought forward with a Comet Elenin, a comet that "coincidentally" magically disintegrates upon approaching Earth. Comet Elenin was none other than craft with emassaries for King Anu returning to visit the Anunnaki, by no means was the craft being watched an intelligently controlled comet, but was the King of the Lords of this world returning. Lastly, you have all heard the world wide haunting sounds in the skies, which is also emanating from the sinkholes in Dagestan or Tibetan Monk Caves. They are closing the ports that connect the surface of this world to the ports below, RIGHT NOW, as a prelude prior to nuclear extinction. They will not contaminate their sanctuary below the surface during this nuclear war.
10. Your puppet actors playing Presidents, Prime Ministers, the Vatican, the Monarchy, the Elitists of the surface are NOT being told what to expect. They are merely acting according to their beliefs, and accordingly to their duties as told to them. Obama is no more in conrol than Bush was, they are mere actors and puppets for the puppet masters, the secret cabals you never see. Ironincally, it seems the secret cabals have alot in common with UFO's, they prefer not to directly communicate with humanity.

Of course, I expect you to say interesting info, I expect you to say, might make some sense. Sorry to tell you, this comes from one who is 100% in the know, not the belief, but the know. You want in on a little secret? One they never tell you in the schools, the media, the churches or anywhere on the Earth. Here is the secret.

Imagine you and a friend go to paint a bare room to add some creativity to the empty room. You paint two walls black, while your friend paints two walls blue. The side of the room painted black, you also paint the floor and ceiling black right until the middle of the room. Your friend also paints the floor and ceiling blue in the side of the room with blue painted walls. Now one half of the room is completely dark black and one half of the room is completely blue. Now you want to add some decorations. So you add thousands of little white Xmas lights to the black walls in the dark side of the room, and then you hang some ornamental solar systems from the ceiling in the dark side of the room. Your friend who painted the half of the room blue adds one really big white light to the two blue walls and that is all. You now have two independent halves of the room. Your friend now gets creative, and rolls a room size transparent globe right into the middle of the room and hinges it from the floor to the ceiling. Then your friend puts a divider insider the transparent globe so only one half of the globe can be seen at a time. Then you add a chair and some flowers to one half of the globe and you sit inside the globe. Your friend goes behind the globe and you can not see your friend behind the divider inside the globe. Your friend begins to spin the globe around the whole of the room. While spinning insde the globe, you notice that when you face the dark black side of the room, all you see is constellations where the lights always remain in the same position with one another, while the ornamental solar systems are orbiting around one another. Of course, the flowers inside the globe with you are dark shadows in the dark side of the room. As you continue being spun by your friend into the blue side of the room, the big light adds color to the flowers inside the globe with you. Now, because there is a divider behind you inside the globe, when you are facing one side of the room, you can not see the other, and vice versa. Now, I ask you, which side of the room is the illusion?

Why do you deny the universe you see by day as an illusion, yet accept the universe you see by night as truth?

You are a deceived species. Very much so! If you only had a clue, about the true design of the dual universe, about the world you inhabit, and about your species as well as the species below who co-exist with you inside the womb of this world. If you only knew! You denied the signs in the skies all year now, and I tell you the truth.

Although you all speak in different tongues in different countries, you will all scream for an instant in one tongue when the blast occurs from the sky. Yes, the Negev Nuclear Plant in Dimona outside of Jerusalem was designed with a purpose in the early 1960s. Yes, the President of the USA stood against this design. Yes, there are weapons of mass destruction awaiting the finger of a trigger now. Yes, the prophecy of the Twistian/Judiasm writings in the Revelation WILL BE fulfilled as promised, just as written before in the Mahabharata. Nuclear war is now imminent and immediate, and the control is not in human hands, but from below.

One reminder. On the night of Septmeber 10th, 2001 everyone went to bed expecting to wake up to another normal day, and suddenly, the Twin Towers fell. The nuclear explosions coming quick will take you by bigger surprise and faster without time to reason or digest what is happening. You all are being exterminated quickly.

This is not to tell you to prepare to die, but to the contrary, prepare to live again. You didn't believe the illusion of a body you created from a speck of air is temporary did you? As I said earlier, you are a deceived species.

If only I could tell you what I know

- habman75



the metaphor of the painted room is a little confusing but otherwise this is completly correct.

Who was the originator of this post?
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Feb 10 @ 3:37 PM ET
the metaphor of the painted room is a little confusing but otherwise this is completly correct.

Who was the originator of this post?

- Crimsoninja

painted room totally lost me
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Feb 10 @ 4:33 PM ET
painted room totally lost me
- Shutdown

i can't believe you guys actually read it.
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Feb 10 @ 4:41 PM ET
i can't believe you guys actually read it.
- kicksave856

did u not?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Feb 10 @ 4:43 PM ET
i can't believe you guys actually read it.
- kicksave856




/(.)(.) \
.(__).
_//'\\_

- weirdoh

Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Feb 10 @ 4:44 PM ET
i love how they said "you're a deceived species"

is that person not human? are they separating themself from the rest of us because of some batpoop crazy stuff they read online? you'd have to be on drugs to 1) come up with that stuff 2) believe in it 3) think you'll have a front row seat to the demise of the rest of your world. i mean, do they have some grand scheme to escape "impending doom"? do they have a backyard bunker with 4 foot thick concrete and steel walls, 2 years' worth of batteries, light bulbs, non perishable food, water, comic books and porn mags?


- EricNearBuffalo

I think he's trying to get across that he's one of the aliens
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Feb 10 @ 4:46 PM ET
i can't believe you guys actually read it.
- kicksave856

i see you prefer to live in fear and darkness
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