Happy Wedding Time to you!
As a random person on the internet, I feel like I should give you some advice on marriage. You can trust my advice, as I have seen ALL of the "Married with Children" episodes.
I like to live by the motto "Treat em mean to keep em keen".
Here is what you want to do.
You should totally be taking time out of your honeymoon to write Blogs about Sports. This will let her know what your priorities are. She will try harder to please you when she sees that she is not your top priority.
While at your computer, you should tell her to make you a sandwich. This will make her feel needed. Once she presents you with the sandwich, make a disgusted face and say, "What is this?" Tell her to do better. Explain to her that you work hard every day for her and that the least she can do is put a pickle on the side of the sandwich. This might make her cry, but she will learn. And we should never stop learning, am I right?
Anyways, Marriage is not easy, but with a bit of work on her part, it will be more enjoyable for everyone.
How many wives have you had?