Dude c'est fou, je viens tout juste de mettre du poulet sul BBQ!

Bonne fête!
- Good On Paper

Criss tu soupe plus tot que mes grand parents

There could have been a penis under all that pubic hair
- M. Arachide

that's sad. the asian chick I dated was very well groomed, and some of the best sex I've had (and yes she was really a girl loll)

You should have...once it becomes serious you don't have sex anymore anyway.
- jugkope

if there's something I can't complain about my gf is that even after 5 years and a kid it's still multiple times a week

Criss tu soupe plus tot que mes grand parents
- M. Arachide

J'ai des enfants, man! Meal prep is key to a peaceful evening.

that's sad. the asian chick I dated was very well groomed, and some of the best sex I've had (and yes she was really a girl loll)
- Pat1993

Oh I picked up a filipina at Sir winston's churchill pub and she was a bomb in the bedroom

J'ai des enfants, man! Meal prep is key to a peaceful evening.
- Good On Paper

Ouin ma aller voir le mien justement bonne soirée

Dude c'est fou, je viens tout juste de mettre du poulet sul BBQ!

Bonne fête!
- Good On Paper

ostie.....merci

3-2 Pens; Drouin with the Gordie Howe hat trick.

Oh I picked up a filipina at Sir winston's churchill pub and she was a bomb in the bedroom
- M. Arachide

I picked up at Mexican in Poland

3-2 Pens; Drouin with the Gordie Howe hat trick.
- Mashadar

so Drouin with no goals, no assists and unable to finish a check? I thought Gordie Howe was better than that...

so Drouin with no goals, no assists and unable to finish a check? I thought Gordie Howe was better than that...
- Pat1993

Get on the bandwagon now, before it happens, or you will just looks silly afterwards.

#TwentyFive

it's so much my birthday
- deadpoulet

Your time to shine was this morning

Happy birthday deadpoulet!!!!

- mr.peanut

bump

3-2 Pens; Drouin with the Gordie Howe hat trick.
- Mashadar

A lazy hooking penalty, a whiffed penalty shot and a turnover leading to a goal?

that's sad. the asian chick I dated was very well groomed, and some of the best sex I've had (and yes she was really a girl loll)
- Pat1993

was it sideways

Get on the bandwagon now, before it happens, or you will just looks silly afterwards.

#TwentyFive
- Mashadar

oh poop!


...but you still have the pens winning lollll

was it sideways
- BINGO!

no...

I picked up at Mexican in Poland
- jugkope

stee picked up scarlett johansen on a greyhound

stee picked up scarlett johansen on a greyhound
- BINGO!

No no no....it was blonde Katy Perry

stee picked up scarlett johansen on a greyhound
- BINGO!

Still the best story. He forces his gf to leave her job in edm so they can move to toronto. She finds a new job and dumps him because he stays home, drinks and won't look for a job. He ends up going back to edm to try and get a job

No no no....it was blonde Katy Perry
- jugkope

oh right.

damn it

Still the best story. He forces his gf to leave her job in edm so they can move to toronto. She finds a new job and dumps him because he stays home, drinks and won't look for a job. He ends up going back to edm to try and get a job
- mr.peanut

Well at least he had a girlfriend. He has that over us.

oh right.

damn it
- BINGO!

You'll never recover from this

Well at least he had a girlfriend. He has that over us.
- jugkope

no no the difference was he made his gf make an account to prove she was real. Us somewhat normal people wouldn't do that

no no the difference was he made his gf make an account to prove she was real. Us somewhat normal people wouldn't do that
- mr.peanut

True true true.

His gf was Anngee right?