[b×]Jake is having a meltdown game. Boys are gonna have to overcome it. He’s already made 4 brutal errors.
- mcleafs

If i only had a nickel....

What’s with all the fly bys? Can anyone finish a check?!

Nice rink, by the way.

Looks like your boy is a diver there Peter...

Sparks needs to go. He will never be an NHL regular. Bring up Clutch Hutch
- celinedionpha9

Sparks > Hutch

Hutchinson is getting lit up in the AHL.

Hayes is a small building.

Looks like your boy is a diver there Peter...
- lumlums

hopefully you wear your glasses in the lab...

Georgie the 5th had a good period.

hopefully you wear your glasses in the lab...
- 21peter

Doesn’t look like he does.

Looks like your boy is a diver there Peter...
- lumlums

It was pretty obvious that it was a dive, too.

Sparks > Hutch

Hutchinson is getting lit up in the AHL.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Yes.

So now that we did the right thing and canned the Carlyle...

What exactly is the situation with Sheldon ... Does he have a buyout?? or can the Ducks simply offer him the job no strings attached.

So now that we did the right thing and canned the Carlyle...

What exactly is the situation with Sheldon ... Does he have a buyout?? or can the Ducks simply offer him the job no strings attached.
- dozerD10

Dallas Eakins is gonna be the Ducks coach next season.

Doesn’t look like he does.


- Steven_Seagull

So now that we did the right thing and canned the Carlyle...

What exactly is the situation with Sheldon ... Does he have a buyout?? or can the Ducks simply offer him the job no strings attached.
- dozerD10

You’ll take Torts after he’s fired and like it. Keefe is the Babs replacement.

Sparks > Hutch

Hutchinson is getting lit up in the AHL.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Can we stop wanting Sparks to play like a starter?

He is a (frank)ing backup for a reason.

Dallas Eakins is gonna be the Ducks coach next season.
- GreatGigInTheSky

I like Dallas - stand up human being right there.

So now that we did the right thing and canned the Carlyle...

What exactly is the situation with Sheldon ... Does he have a buyout?? or can the Ducks simply offer him the job no strings attached.
- dozerD10

Ask for permission, get it granted, persuade Sheldon to coach an old slow team. Complain when he goes all Eakins on you. Hate the Leafs a little more for not warning you.

What’s with all the fly bys? Can anyone finish a check?!
- Puck-us-all

Or stay on their feet? Seems like a lot of plays end with someone falling down and losing the puck.

We're making Shrimp Scampi Linguine, which begs me to ask...why include scampi in the name of the recipe when you only use shrimp? What are they trying to pull here?
- Woderwick

Well lets see, if it's shrimp scampi it's a large shrimp.
if it's scampi its a small lobster or a prawn.

Doesn’t look like he does.


- Steven_Seagull

Well lets see, if it's shrimp scampi it's a large shrimp.
if it's scampi its a small lobster or a prawn.
- bobbyisno1

Yes...shrimp...no scampi to be seen. But...it was freaking delicious all the same.

Can we stop wanting Sparks to play like a starter?

He is a (frank)ing backup for a reason.
- Santo_44

Seriously. Plus, he had no chance on the 1st goal. Puck took a stupid bounce off of Marner's right heel, up and off the back of his left knee, and landed on the guys stick. Woulda taken a miracle for Sparks to stop it. And I only saw the one angle on the 2nd goal so I can't comment on it.

But Sparks has made some pretty big saves this game. Only reason the Leafs aren't in the lead is because buddy in the other nets got a horseshoe up his ass.

- Fruitcakenipple

It’s my go to Lums gif. The other is NSFW.

Can we stop wanting Sparks to play like a starter?

He is a (frank)ing backup for a reason.
- Santo_44

Got spoiled by McBackup.