They have a Dylan Strome bias.
- Scabeh

They love Strome so much that they were forced to let him go..

JT and Matthews both sign with Arizona and bring the cup to Glendale!!
- TheMussel

Is there a Glendale in Texas?

Is there a Glendale in Texas?
- Atomic Wedgie

No there's no Taxes in Glendale

They love Strome so much that they were forced to let him go..
- PatC80

- Atomic Wedgie

Proverb sucks

Faulk should not get 7M per year.

That would be insane.
- Scabeh

I know I don't want to give him that, but you gotta remember that since 2015 only 10 defensemen have scored more goals than Justin Faulk.

Burns - 77
Giordano - 57
OEL - 53
Ekblad - 51
Weber - 50
Hamilton - 50
Hedman - 50
Josi - 48
Dumba - 47
Karlsson - 45
Faulk - 44

- Atomic Wedgie

Edmonton must really hate Connor McDavid

I cannot stop making love to the wife today.

I know I don't want to give him that, but you gotta remember that since 2015 only 10 defensemen have scored more goals than Justin Faulk.

Burns - 77
Giordano - 57
OEL - 53
Ekblad - 51
Weber - 50
Hamilton - 50
Hedman - 50
Josi - 48
Dumba - 47
Karlsson - 45
Faulk - 44
- BINGO!

AH! He got beat by Weber and his wheelchair.

HE SUCKKKKSSSSS.

I know I don't want to give him that, but you gotta remember that since 2015 only 10 defensemen have scored more goals than Justin Faulk.

Burns - 77
Giordano - 57
OEL - 53
Ekblad - 51
Weber - 50
Hamilton - 50
Hedman - 50
Josi - 48
Dumba - 47
Karlsson - 45
Faulk - 44
- BINGO!

We need guys who keep the puck out of OUR net though

One Pesce, please. Although Parayko can be had for Paul Jarvis+ so maybe we just throw Johnsson or Kapanen St Louis' way instead?

I cannot stop making love to the wife today.
- Tee-Dot

There's something you can take for that

AH! He got beat by Weber and his wheelchair.

HE SUCKKKKSSSSS.
- Scabeh

Gonna have some stir-fry shrimp too.

There's something you can take for that


- TheMussel

I drink enough beer to compensate.

I cannot stop making love to the wife today.
- Tee-Dot

you will have elbow problems sti.

- Atomic Wedgie

We need guys who keep the puck out of OUR net though

One Pesce, please. Although Parayko can be had for Paul Jarvis+ so maybe we just throw Johnsson or Kapanen St Louis' way instead?
- markmark

The Pesce for Kapanen thing does seem like it's just a matter of time.

I cannot stop making love to the wife today.
- Tee-Dot

On the bus?

The Pesce for Kapanen thing does seem like it's just a matter of time.
- BINGO!

Indeed. It only is a matter of time before the Canes call about Kapanen, and then they end up taking Marincin, a 5th, and Adam Brooks for Pesce


Hey guys, remember when Marincin was ranked like 140 overall in Yahoo Fantasy sports and a bunch of people who autodrafted him had him in their top 4?

Good times

On the bus?
- Atomic Wedgie

he's still on the bus? He is dating the bus driver?

I know I don't want to give him that, but you gotta remember that since 2015 only 10 defensemen have scored more goals than Justin Faulk.

Burns - 77
Giordano - 57
OEL - 53
Ekblad - 51
Weber - 50
Hamilton - 50
Hedman - 50
Josi - 48
Dumba - 47
Karlsson - 45
Faulk - 44
- BINGO!

But...if you give it a little 'update' - most goals by defensemen since 2017...
Now your boy Faulk is suddenly down to #60.
Steep decline

But...if you give it a little 'update' - most goals by defensemen since 2017...
Now your boy Faulk is suddenly down to #60.
Steep decline
- 21peter

lol yes, well, he only has 3 goals this year.

lol yes, well, he only has 3 goals this year.
- BINGO!

aaand only 8 last season...

aaand only 8 last season...
- 21peter

Which is why we haven't been able to trade the (frank)ing guy yet.

Which is why we haven't been able to trade the (frank)ing guy yet.
- BINGO!

f'n stats

I cannot stop making love to the wife today.
- Tee-Dot

A guy bragging about some young thing he has on the side is one thing. But what you’re going on about is just plain woman-like.