Just let him walk in and shoot. What a cannon.
- Drapz

insanely low % shot and an example of why he scores 50 every year

That’s clearly on Nylander.
- Steven_Seagull

he only does stick work..

daddy made sure it was put in his contract.

Did highrise downtown for five years in my early twenties. The only thing more annoying than hearing the same caulk joke the ninety-sixth time was when people would see you on the swing stage and ask "Hows it hanging?"

Still makes me angry.
- BetterCallSaul

Ice fishing jokes rule too.

My hole is freezing up.

I just pulled a fish out of my hole.

Get your rod out of my hole.

Looks like Ovie isn’t concussed....unless he was aiming top right corner.

Don't like saying this but we are primarily a perimeter hockey team.

How this team looks so good against tampa to the way they are playing eh rest of the time boggles the mind

poor glass

Did highrise downtown for five years in my early twenties. The only thing more annoying than hearing the same caulk joke the ninety-sixth time was when people would see you on the swing stage and ask "Hows it hanging?"

Still makes me angry.
- BetterCallSaul

Lol

I was in my 20's when I hurt my back cutting wood.

My dad, in his sympathetic way said, "You're not old enough to have a back".
- Woderwick

Lol

Looks like Ovie isn’t concussed....unless he was aiming top right corner.
- bryant

Dude, Russians dont get concussed.... They're literally half viking half neanderthal

Dude, Russians dont get concussed.... They're literally half viking half neanderthal
- Arctic_AARDVARK

i think it's the opposite. they are born concussed

Don't like saying this but we are primarily a perimeter hockey team.
- fifty__missions

The AHL is where it's at. Bracco ripping that league a new bumhole

If Brett Connolly scores against the Leafs I'm turning Netflix on.

No penalty. Of course not...

Can't call a penalty. Nope

Can someone explain to me how that’s not holding

Can't call a penalty. Nope
- senstroll

2nd comment the commentators have made.

good call putting marleau on that line. no point wasting any talent there since he wont touch the puck anyway

No penalty. Of course not...
- Steven_Seagull

It's crazy how often this is happening

Can someone explain to me how that’s not holding
- Santo_44

Put down the blue glasses lol

Anybody who says Matthews has been bad tonight, can go suck spatso’s micropenis.

It's crazy how often this is happening
- walshyleafsfan

But can’t complain. Because reasons.

i think it's the opposite. they are born concussed
- daeth

Anybody who says Matthews has been bad tonight, can go suck spatso’s micropenis.
- Steven_Seagull

What if someone thinks he's been good but still wants the micropeen?

Something like TNT from AC/DC would be sweet lol.
There are surely lots of more recent songs that would work, like Whatever it takes by Imagine Dragons maybe? The current song though, like I said, it just has this kinda bubbly pop sound that doesn't get me in a competitive frame of mind.
- Thecakeisalie

Uprising by Muse