Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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Probably a lot of Sens fans experienced that last night.
WHY GOD, WHY! NOT ERIK! NOOOOOOOO! - Thecakeisalie
Slowly takes pictures down from wall and remembering all the good times
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Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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walks in
walks out - jimi james
Now that's multitasking!!!! |
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Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Imagine something funny Joined: 01.27.2010
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Tears, tears, tears,
Then....
Tears of joy
The classic 3 pumps and a dump - Dozzer
Um, so now we've gone from crying while masturbating, to some weird self german shizer thing? Do you have to poop on your keyboard when you finish or something, cause I'm not really down with that. It would be very hard to clean. |
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Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Imagine something funny Joined: 01.27.2010
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I imagine Brent Burns did.
In all seriousness, does anyone think Burns was upset that SJ traded for Karlsson? Kinda like how the media said Matthews was pissed that the Leafs got Tavares. - PatC80
Yeah, and what if Karlsson insists on getting a LETTER?! Just think of the locker room division they are bringing upon themselves! |
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dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Space for Rent Joined: 08.30.2006
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NYlander for Chabot - Aetherial
thanks for sharing. |
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Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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Um, so now we've gone from crying while masturbating, to some weird self german shizer thing? Do you have to poop on your keyboard when you finish or something, cause I'm not really down with that. It would be very hard to clean. - Thecakeisalie
Not always...
I'm posting from a phone... poop distribution options aren't always external |
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GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON Joined: 06.12.2017
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Fantastic comeback by Shapovalov in the Davis Cup for Canada. |
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Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Imagine something funny Joined: 01.27.2010
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Not always...
I'm posting from a phone... poop distribution options aren't always external - Dozzer
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GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON Joined: 06.12.2017
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Pastrnak's contract is the sign of the devil. 6 x 6666666.
Eff that noise. Good player though (cuz he sold his soul to Beelzebub.) - Woderwick
Great manga. Hilarious. |
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jimi james
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Location: Somewhere Between Joined: 07.17.2010
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Now that's multitasking!!!! - Dozzer
I can drink a beer and fart while I'm at it
forehead goes numb
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Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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- Thecakeisalie
Removes phone while being socially judged at the local Tim Hortons
Society can be so so cruel |
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Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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I can drink a beer and fart while I'm at it
forehead goes numb - jimi james
That carbonation to gaseous relief valve being wide open is crucial to this skill |
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Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Imagine something funny Joined: 01.27.2010
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Removes phone while being socially judged at the local Tim Hortons
Society can be so so cruel - Dozzer
Don't feel bad. Everyone knows Tim Hortons is always full of elitist snobs who don't know how to have fun. |
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oldstyle
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Just outside the asylum, ON Joined: 08.19.2013
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Are they not the same thing? - Dozzer
You are confusing 'horny' with 'marriage'.
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Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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Don't feel bad. Everyone knows Tim Hortons is always full of elitist snobs who don't know how to have fun. - Thecakeisalie
It will make them regret getting that Boston Cream donut tho |
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Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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You are confusing 'horny' with 'marriage'. - oldstyle
And we're back to the crying while masturbating |
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Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Imagine something funny Joined: 01.27.2010
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And we're back to the crying while masturbating - Dozzer
This reminds me of every single time I've ever come on this site.
10% hockey talk
10% talk about booze, technology, which parts of Canada are best, pets
80% circle jerk, double rowboat, masturbation |
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Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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This reminds me of every single time I've ever come on this site. - Thecakeisalie
It's good to be back
*removes sock* |
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Dozzer
Referee Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high Joined: 09.15.2010
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This reminds me of every single time I've ever come on this site.
10% hockey talk
10% talk about booze, technology, which parts of Canada are best, pets
80% circle jerk, double rowboat, masturbation - Thecakeisalie
Ooooooooo didn't see that move coming |
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Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Imagine something funny Joined: 01.27.2010
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Ooooooooo didn't see that move coming - Dozzer
I like to sneak things in when people aren't looking. |
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GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON Joined: 06.12.2017
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sloppyseconds2
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: cambridge, ON Joined: 01.02.2012
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RIP Billsmafia - GreatGigInTheSky
No comments eh?
Likely the wrong site for NFL bullpoop. |
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Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today? Joined: 06.30.2006
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That carbonation to gaseous relief valve being wide open is crucial to this skill - Dozzer
So you are saying both ends of his passageway are pretty wide open |
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Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs |
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Location: Tanktown, ON Joined: 10.08.2008
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Interesting reddit post about Nylander’s contract situation. Apparently, a player holding out for a contract can have their cap hit front loaded in the first season, and the longer they sit out, the more you can do that. This happened with Hampus Lindholm. So the whole holdout thing might just be a ploy to reduce next year’s cap hit, and make it easier to sign Marner and Matthews. |
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So you are saying both ends of his passageway are pretty wide open - Aetherial
What is Dorian after dealing with Wilson, again? |
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