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Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 9:51 PM ET
Probably a lot of Sens fans experienced that last night.





WHY GOD, WHY! NOT ERIK! NOOOOOOOO!

- Thecakeisalie


Slowly takes pictures down from wall and remembering all the good times
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 9:53 PM ET
walks in


walks out

- jimi james


Now that's multitasking!!!!
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Sep 14 @ 9:56 PM ET
Tears, tears, tears,

Then....

Tears of joy

The classic 3 pumps and a dump

- Dozzer


Um, so now we've gone from crying while masturbating, to some weird self german shizer thing? Do you have to poop on your keyboard when you finish or something, cause I'm not really down with that. It would be very hard to clean.
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Sep 14 @ 9:58 PM ET
I imagine Brent Burns did.
In all seriousness, does anyone think Burns was upset that SJ traded for Karlsson? Kinda like how the media said Matthews was pissed that the Leafs got Tavares.

- PatC80


Yeah, and what if Karlsson insists on getting a LETTER?! Just think of the locker room division they are bringing upon themselves!
dmnted
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Space for Rent
Joined: 08.30.2006

Sep 14 @ 10:01 PM ET
NYlander for Chabot
- Aetherial



thanks for sharing.
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:02 PM ET
Um, so now we've gone from crying while masturbating, to some weird self german shizer thing? Do you have to poop on your keyboard when you finish or something, cause I'm not really down with that. It would be very hard to clean.
- Thecakeisalie


Not always...

I'm posting from a phone... poop distribution options aren't always external
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 14 @ 10:07 PM ET
Fantastic comeback by Shapovalov in the Davis Cup for Canada.
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:08 PM ET
Not always...

I'm posting from a phone... poop distribution options aren't always external

- Dozzer




GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 14 @ 10:13 PM ET
Pastrnak's contract is the sign of the devil. 6 x 6666666.

Eff that noise. Good player though (cuz he sold his soul to Beelzebub.)

- Woderwick


Great manga. Hilarious.
jimi james
Location: Somewhere Between
Joined: 07.17.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:20 PM ET
Now that's multitasking!!!!
- Dozzer

I can drink a beer and fart while I'm at it

forehead goes numb
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:21 PM ET

- Thecakeisalie


Removes phone while being socially judged at the local Tim Hortons

Society can be so so cruel
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:23 PM ET
I can drink a beer and fart while I'm at it

forehead goes numb

- jimi james


That carbonation to gaseous relief valve being wide open is crucial to this skill
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:29 PM ET
Removes phone while being socially judged at the local Tim Hortons

Society can be so so cruel

- Dozzer


Don't feel bad. Everyone knows Tim Hortons is always full of elitist snobs who don't know how to have fun.
oldstyle
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Just outside the asylum, ON
Joined: 08.19.2013

Sep 14 @ 10:29 PM ET
Are they not the same thing?
- Dozzer


You are confusing 'horny' with 'marriage'.
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:35 PM ET
Don't feel bad. Everyone knows Tim Hortons is always full of elitist snobs who don't know how to have fun.
- Thecakeisalie


It will make them regret getting that Boston Cream donut tho
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:37 PM ET
You are confusing 'horny' with 'marriage'.
- oldstyle


And we're back to the crying while masturbating
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:45 PM ET
And we're back to the crying while masturbating
- Dozzer


This reminds me of every single time I've ever come on this site.

10% hockey talk
10% talk about booze, technology, which parts of Canada are best, pets
80% circle jerk, double rowboat, masturbation
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:47 PM ET
This reminds me of every single time I've ever come on this site.
- Thecakeisalie


It's good to be back

*removes sock*
Dozzer
Referee
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow since I’m way up high
Joined: 09.15.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:52 PM ET
This reminds me of every single time I've ever come on this site.

10% hockey talk
10% talk about booze, technology, which parts of Canada are best, pets
80% circle jerk, double rowboat, masturbation

- Thecakeisalie


Ooooooooo didn't see that move coming
Thecakeisalie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Imagine something funny
Joined: 01.27.2010

Sep 14 @ 10:55 PM ET
Ooooooooo didn't see that move coming
- Dozzer


I like to sneak things in when people aren't looking.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 14 @ 11:12 PM ET
RIP Billsmafia
sloppyseconds2
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: cambridge, ON
Joined: 01.02.2012

Sep 14 @ 11:38 PM ET
RIP Billsmafia
- GreatGigInTheSky



No comments eh?

Likely the wrong site for NFL bullpoop.
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Sep 14 @ 11:40 PM ET
That carbonation to gaseous relief valve being wide open is crucial to this skill
- Dozzer


So you are saying both ends of his passageway are pretty wide open
Feeling Glucky?
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Tanktown, ON
Joined: 10.08.2008

Sep 14 @ 11:42 PM ET
Interesting reddit post about Nylander’s contract situation. Apparently, a player holding out for a contract can have their cap hit front loaded in the first season, and the longer they sit out, the more you can do that. This happened with Hampus Lindholm. So the whole holdout thing might just be a ploy to reduce next year’s cap hit, and make it easier to sign Marner and Matthews.
Steven_Seagull
Joined: 03.03.2016

Sep 14 @ 11:45 PM ET
So you are saying both ends of his passageway are pretty wide open
- Aetherial



What is Dorian after dealing with Wilson, again?
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