just saw that on Deadspin. No, really, WTF

- BoutchBouchard

Kiss any Hoffman trade value goodbye.

Cant see anyone giving up anything of value right now.

Erik Karlsson says hi.
- Aetherial

Hoffman says FU

Speaking of...

W-T-F

http://ottawacitizen.com/...melinda-and-erik-karlsson
- eichiefs9

Wow, when does the "Wives of Ottawa" premier on tv?

One thing I am 150% certain of...there's a lot more to it. 150%.

Wow, when does the "Wives of Ottawa" premier on tv?

One thing I am 150% certain of...there's a lot more to it. 150%.
- Glak18

They're going to stream it live online, free of charge

Hoffman says FU
- Symba007

Kiss any Hoffman trade value goodbye.

Cant see anyone giving up anything of value right now.
- ImThatGuy

other teams can drag it out until the start of training camp.

2 2nds oughta be enough to get it done.

other teams can drag it out until the start of training camp.

2 2nds oughta be enough to get it done.
- Tumbleweed

Hoffman is worth a Bryzgalov and a Sean Avery lover.

They're going to stream it live online, free of charge


- eichiefs9

After the Randy Lee news, Netflix has canceled Wives of Ottawa and replaced with reruns of Greg the Bunny.

other teams can drag it out until the start of training camp.

2 2nds oughta be enough to get it done.
- Tumbleweed

Doubt a team even gives that right now.

Ottawa lost even more leverage that it didn't have.

(frank) NO to this trade unless its Saad+ for both Hanafin and Faulk or Hanafin + Rask/Lindholm.
- EnzoD

Saad isn’t really worth a boatload my friend...I think a 1-1 with Faulk is pretty even considering how utterly terrible the Hawks blueline is top to bottom.

p.s. tell Bowman thanks again for the free Teuvo ❤️

Saad isn’t really worth a boatload my friend...I think a 1-1 with Faulk is pretty even considering how utterly terrible the Hawks blueline is top to bottom.

p.s. tell Bowman thanks again for the free Teuvo ❤️
- FinnGod

Saad just had his worst career season, but is previously a 30 goal 50 point guy with size, and speed with 3 years left on his contract at $6mil. Sorry but Faulk is not great defensively and please see my previous post....Stan Bowman destroyed this once great team with awful contracts, bad trades, and even worse drafting on defense. He should've been fired the day after game 82 of this season. And that pansy Tuevo is a nice player, but yet another sub 6' and under 175lb player that Stan Bowman drafted and gifted to you bc of....wait for it.....awful cap management!

Ottawa Senators are the gift that just keeps giving... this off-season alone...
- a public get rid of the owner campaign
- reward the entire coaching staff for a joke of a year by bringing them all back
- rumors of team missing payroll last two months of season and NHL taking over
- Alfie and the mayor telling the press that they are hoping for a new owner
- Randy Lee arrested for being a creep at a bare minimum
- toddler's onesies w/ the team logo recalled for being a choking hazard
- and now a cat-fight extraordinaire between the star player's (pending UFA) wife and another top player's girlfriend playing out on social media

... how could anyone predict what comes next... it's awful, unbelievable, incredible, amazing all at the same time...

Speaking of...

W-T-F

http://ottawacitizen.com/...melinda-and-erik-karlsson
- eichiefs9

can't read, weird pop up blocking it

Ottawa Senators are the gift that just keeps giving... this off-season alone...
- a public get rid of the owner campaign
- reward the entire coaching staff for a joke of a year by bringing them all back
- rumors of team missing payroll last two months of season and NHL taking over
- Alfie and the mayor telling the press that they are hoping for a new owner
- Randy Lee arrested for being a creep at a bare minimum
- toddler's onesies w/ the team logo recalled for being a choking hazard
- and now a cat-fight extraordinaire between the star player's (pending UFA) wife and another top player's girlfriend playing out on social media

... how could anyone predict what comes next... it's awful, unbelievable, incredible, amazing all at the same time...
- grim

Do the Senators have a mascot? If he goes on a drunken rampage wearing the costume then that may soften the blow.

Do the Senators have a mascot? If he goes on a drunken rampage wearing the costume then that may soften the blow.
- Glak18

- Tumbleweed

That won't work. That guy is drunk all the time in Vegas.

That won't work. That guy is drunk all the time in Vegas.
- Glak18

That's the sens trojan man

That won't work. That guy is drunk all the time in Vegas.
- Glak18

Joey. you like movies about Gladiators?

Ottawa Senators are the gift that just keeps giving... this off-season alone...
- a public get rid of the owner campaign
- reward the entire coaching staff for a joke of a year by bringing them all back
- rumors of team missing payroll last two months of season and NHL taking over
- Alfie and the mayor telling the press that they are hoping for a new owner
- Randy Lee arrested for being a creep at a bare minimum
- toddler's onesies w/ the team logo recalled for being a choking hazard
- and now a cat-fight extraordinaire between the star player's (pending UFA) wife and another top player's girlfriend playing out on social media

... how could anyone predict what comes next... it's awful, unbelievable, incredible, amazing all at the same time...
- grim

Does anyone know details on the situation is with the WAGs??? so bizarre...

Does anyone know details on the situation is with the WAGs??? so bizarre...
- EnzoD

https://deadspin.com/erik...ates-girlfrien-1826772450

Someone tell Hoffman he doesnt need to offer 150% of anything. 100% will do the trick

https://deadspin.com/erik-karlssons-wife-melinda-accuses-teammates-girlfrien-1826772450

Someone tell Hoffman he doesnt need to offer 150% of anything. 100% will do the trick
- BoutchBouchard

Thanks man! Determining who started those accounts is something that can easily be determined so Hoffman might want to check his math again on the % guarantees

Hmm, -28 last year?

I always thought that defensemen were first judged by their ability to play defense. All those goals against must have been the fault of someone else. Unless they start giving points in the standings for fantasy accomplishments.
- scottak

Oh, look. Another Chicago moron. Hard to differentiate the two, I know, but it can be done.

What a Saad state of affairs the Hawks have found themselves in...meanwhile the Bread Man is still a bread winner
- Komisaurus Rex

Please, Bourdain yourself.

Please, Bourdain yourself.
- RafiDRW

Is that like Kate Spading yourself?

Is that like Kate Spading yourself?
- Iggysbff

It depends on if you use a scarf. Either way, this guy should do one of the two.