listen i'm not under the illusion that any of you are gonna listen to a 13 minute audio clip of a bit about nothing but cookies



but consider it

I gotta say it’s upsetting that you thought this might not interest me. I once listed the main cheeses purely as an exercise

I gotta say it’s upsetting that you thought this might not interest me. I once listed the main cheeses purely as an exercise
- Crimsoninja

you're absolutely right

you're absolutely right
- Shutdown

Im dying at the whatarya doing hydrox

Im dying at the whatarya doing hydrox
- Crimsoninja

it's a great bit, and the fact that he only strays from cookies once or twice the whole time is insane to me

it's a great bit, and the fact that he only strays from cookies once or twice the whole time is insane to me
- Shutdown

Just finished, he’s pretty spot on

Also i took a trip to a lake cabin upstate today and on the highway passed under a Pepperidge Farm Road and pretty much thought exactly what he said here

Also i took a trip to a lake cabin upstate today and on the highway passed under a Pepperidge Farm Road and pretty much thought exactly what he said here
- Crimsoninja

lol there's that farmer up at 5 am to till the Milano field

Separated at birth:


ZIGGY and RAZ

Separated at birth:


ZIGGY and RAZ
- dt99999

you get this bullpoop outta here

you get this bullpoop outta here
- Shutdown

Thank you for proving my point

Thank you for proving my point
- dt99999

this is infuriating

i am infuriated

this is infuriating

i am infuriated
- Shutdown

Exactly what Rad would say

Exactly what Rad would say
- dt99999

i can't believe this. also my hair is thick and lustrous. but mostly i can't believe this

i can't believe this. also my hair is thick and lustrous. but mostly i can't believe this
- Shutdown

Accept it RaZiggy

Accept it RaZiggy
- dt99999

it was a trick
raz doesn't have thick and lustrous hair. he doesn't have any hair at all!

you (frank)ed up

it was a trick
raz doesn't have thick and lustrous hair. he doesn't have any hair at all!

you (frank)ed up
- Shutdown

raz is the worst.

this isnt as good as regular chefbro content but whatever

edit: love a guy who says hold the phone

I saw the annual touchdown tom and jim bowl tweets from jon

I saw the annual touchdown tom and jim bowl tweets from jon
- Crimsoninja

https://www.sbnation.com/...chick-offseason-simulator

please type the following lyric in all caps and adjusted accordingly


Thought I heard a rumblin'
Calling to my name

please type the following lyric in all caps and adjusted accordingly


Thought I heard a rumblin'
Calling to my name
- Crimsoninja

THAWT I HEAYD A-ROMBLAYN
COLIN TOOM A NAYM

THAWT I HEAYD A-ROMBLAYN
COLIN TOOM A NAYM
- Shutdown

it's clear that you actually relistened. Was worried you might just assume it was HOYD

it's clear that you actually relistened. Was worried you might just assume it was HOYD
- Crimsoninja

actually edited from HAYD to HEAYD as well