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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Sep 25 @ 6:30 PM ET
Wow was it your first time?

Who was there? The dad, the son or the bucktooth daughter?

- dt99999

1st timer. daughter.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Sep 25 @ 6:36 PM ET
1st timer. daughter.
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Nice.



Crazy teeth eh?
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Sep 25 @ 6:55 PM ET
Nice.



Crazy teeth eh?

- dt99999

yeah they're no good
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: i love how not saying dumb things on the internet was never an option.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Sep 25 @ 8:00 PM ET
yeah they're no good
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lol
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 3 @ 3:05 PM ET
ATTENTION ZIGGY


one of our Midget level teams is short a goalie.

please move to the west island, become 17 and register.





edit: please send me an email as soon as it's done.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 3 @ 3:09 PM ET
ATTENTION ZIGGY


one of our Midget level teams is short a goalie.

please move to the west island, become 17 and register.





edit: please send me an email as soon as it's done.

- dt99999


hmm
what level

also, lakeshore or west-island?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 3 @ 3:12 PM ET
hmm
what level

also, lakeshore or west-island?

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so far looking like B


west-island.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 3 @ 3:15 PM ET
so far looking like B


west-island.

- dt99999

im in
(frank) lakeshore
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 3 @ 3:18 PM ET
im in
(frank) lakeshore

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we have never been more in sync


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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 12:05 AM ET
cook bro offers his opinion on the election. you might ask yourself, is there gonna be a food analogy? you're an idiot for asking




Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Oct 5 @ 12:08 AM ET
cook bro offers his opinion on the election. you might ask yourself, is there gonna be a food analogy? you're an idiot for asking





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i legdied halfway through when i saw where it was going


he really has never heard the expression lesser of two evils before


this guy needs to be on tv
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 12:09 AM ET
i legdied halfway through when i saw where it was going


he really has never heard the expression lesser of two evils before


this guy needs to be on tv

- Crimsoninja

i'm sure he'll be on guy fieri's grocery games sooner rather than later
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 10 @ 4:33 PM ET
this one isn't that bad

didn't know they needed kitchen shoes



edit: lol at the deep bow actually.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 8 @ 12:59 AM ET
this is the best


Doug Stanhope - Farewell, Mother from gruszk4 on Vimeo.



i know it's long. watch it
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 8 @ 2:59 AM ET
this is the best


Doug Stanhope - Farewell, Mother from gruszk4 on Vimeo.



i know it's long. watch it

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i hwatched it
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim
Joined: 11.18.2008

Nov 8 @ 7:20 AM ET
lol stupid ziggy
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Dude, I am so sorry about whatever made you like this. Take it easy.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Nov 8 @ 1:49 PM ET
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 12 @ 1:23 PM ET
edit: nevermind the link has a bad word in it so i cant post it
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Nov 12 @ 1:36 PM ET
edit: nevermind the link has a bad word in it so i cant post it
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Jon Bois
14 hrs ·
This week I teared up in public for the first time since I was nine. That time, it was after committing three errors in one inning. This time, it was while walking through Maria Hernandez Park in Bushwick, a predominantly Hispanic Brooklyn neighborhood. A lot of these people are Puerto Rican, but a lot of them aren’t. Some fear deportation, and more are close to someone who does.

I’ve walked through this park more times than I can count. In the summer, it was a Normanrockwellian portrait of America, a Real American ideal that rarely exists in Real America anymore. On Sundays, there were little kids dressed to the nines, roughing up their church shoes, playing some variant of tag I’ve been out of the game for too long to understand. Volleyball games attracted crowds of a couple hundred people. Bands showed up and played. Skaters were pulling kickflips, sometimes successfully, and always, I noticed, a healthy distance from this beautiful mosaic of a bird that’s laid into the ground right in the center of the park. Old folks sat on the benches and talked and sat and watched. One day my girlfriend and I went there to shoot hoops. We sucked, and were joined by this guy who didn’t speak a word of English and also sucked. We spent almost an hour bricking shots and laughing at each other. Please tell me that I’m painting a picture you can see, that I’m doing justice to this. It was gorgeous.

Wednesday, it was dark at five-thirty, because daylight savings time is dumb. I’d spent all day apartment-hunting in the neighborhood, which meant I’d had meaningful conversations with people I wouldn’t have otherwise had. The subway cars were morgues. On both cars I rode, at least one person was crying. A mostly-quiet train isn’t unusual, but a completely quiet car in rush hour is something I’d never experienced. Where and when else, in this time, could you sit in a room with fifty other people in absolute silence? You don’t go to the library anymore. Even in a city jail’s holding room, there’s muttering. The tracks rattled and the brakes squeaked and nobody spoke in this moving electric basement.

I walked through that park, my chest full of the numbers and all the commas that littered them and the people who talked to me and the empty faces of the people who didn’t need to. It was chilly and dark. A few people were sitting on benches and saying nothing. It was as though the weather and the dark and the hatred turned the park upside-down and shook all the joy out of it. That’s when I started to cry. No one saw me.

The park is named after Maria Hernandez, who dedicated her life to evicting drug dealers in the neighborhood, the exact line of work Trump supporters would applaud. One day in 1989, she walked in front of her living room window, and she was shot to death.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 12 @ 1:44 PM ET
nah that wasnt it
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Nov 12 @ 1:45 PM ET
nah that wasnt it
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Was it a Richard joke?
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Nov 12 @ 1:46 PM ET
nah that wasnt it
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I read it just as your thread lit up. I felt it was destiny.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 12 @ 1:46 PM ET





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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: a fat guy sitting on a toilet with no back and his head resting on his balls pic, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Nov 12 @ 1:52 PM ET
I read it just as your thread lit up. I felt it was destiny.
- PhillySportsGuy

we are now boys

we never weren't boys but now we're not not boys
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: long friend time friend, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Nov 12 @ 6:13 PM ET
we are now boys

we never weren't boys but now we're not not boys

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you guys were never not your boys
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