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desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Jan 12 @ 4:15 PM ET
I killed a pig with a stick yesterday
- dt99999



you have much to learn padawan
DJL
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Notorious T.O.N.G., PA
Joined: 01.20.2010

Jan 12 @ 4:27 PM ET
nothing competes with "the world" crim and i created

nothing

fully functioning tram system...check
raisable floors in the colliseum...check
underground hidden city...check
crazy psycho tunnel...check
wolf pets...check
nuclear power facility...check
crim coal mining...check
arcade and boardwalk...check
pirate ship...check
rugby stadium...check
animal mating and harvesting facility...check
observatory...check
ran out of memory space for paintings...check
auto-wheat harvesting system...check
auto-sugarcane harvesting system...check
underwater lair...check
crim shrine...check

- desi08


i miss The World more than you will ever know
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jan 12 @ 4:30 PM ET
i miss The World more than you will ever know
- DJL

Join mine I will take you to where I killed the pig.
DJL
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Notorious T.O.N.G., PA
Joined: 01.20.2010

Jan 12 @ 4:31 PM ET
Join mine I will take you to where I killed the pig.
- dt99999

i killed two Asian Rhinos yesterday in FarCry4 #me
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Jan 12 @ 5:51 PM ET
Asian Lhinos


lol


edit: ror
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Show me specifically what I said and how that is not consistent with what I said earlier.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 12 @ 5:53 PM ET
Asian Lhinos


lol


edit: ror

- dt99999

i honestly feel kind of bad for stee

what a mess
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 12 @ 5:53 PM ET
Zidmund Pink Floyd,

Saw Donnell Rawlings aka Ashy Larry Friday night. Way better then I expected.

- Cape Breton Bruins

i did not even know he did stand up comedy
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: Friends with a GREAT MAN, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Jan 12 @ 6:52 PM ET
i did not even know he did stand up comedy
- Shutdown

I didnt either until I heard the advert on the radio. Glad I went he's actually really good. Didn't lean on Chappelle laurals all original and it KILT. IT KILT ZIGGY.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Show me specifically what I said and how that is not consistent with what I said earlier.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 12 @ 7:02 PM ET
I didnt either until I heard the advert on the radio. Glad I went he's actually really good. Didn't lean on Chappelle laurals all original and it KILT. IT KILT ZIGGY.
- Cape Breton Bruins

seeing chappele live back in the day was so disappointing, but not because of him

the white as (frank) audience kept yelling rick james female dog


i was disgusted
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: Friends with a GREAT MAN, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Jan 12 @ 7:19 PM ET
seeing chappele live back in the day was so disappointing, but not because of him

the white as (frank) audience kept yelling rick james female dog


i was disgusted

- Crimsoninja

Urg. I hate people that don't respect stand up etiquette. Rawlings actually chewed out one loud mouth no it all white witch. She replied to him with a text style acronym. Lmfao to be precise and he asked her if she tiitf and she was like "yes?" and he's like TAKES IT IN THE FACE and riffs on her and her idiot grinning boyfriend to the delight of the audience.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 12 @ 7:21 PM ET
Urg. I hate people that don't respect stand up etiquette. Rawlings actually chewed out one loud mouth no it all white witch. She replied to him with a text style acronym. Lmfao to be precise and he asked her if she tiitf and she was like "yes?" and he's like TAKES IT IN THERE FACE and riffs on her and her idiot grinning boyfriend to the delight of the audience.
- Cape Breton Bruins


I've only ever been to a few real stand up shows but the ones I went to everyone in the crowd was pretty good.

Went to a few open mic nights at The Comic Strip because I had friends/friends of friends giving it a go but that place is pretty well behaved. Most peeps there know the ish
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: Friends with a GREAT MAN, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Jan 12 @ 7:24 PM ET
I've only ever been to a few real stand up shows but the ones I went to everyone in the crowd was pretty good.

Went to a few open mic nights at The Comic Strip because I had friends/friends of friends giving it a go but that place is pretty well behaved. Most peeps there know the ish

- DTF69

It was a staff party and this one woman wouldn't shut up. Obviously drank too much. He eventually let her tell a joke which bombed and the crowd lit her up like bad.
shvingter88
New Jersey Devils
Location: We are never not our boys, CT
Joined: 10.12.2009

Jan 12 @ 7:25 PM ET
nothing competes with "the world" crim and i created

nothing

fully functioning tram system...check
raisable floors in the colliseum...check
underground hidden city...check
crazy psycho tunnel...check
wolf pets...check
nuclear power facility...check
crim coal mining...check
arcade and boardwalk...check
pirate ship...check
rugby stadium...check
animal mating and harvesting facility...check
observatory...check
ran out of memory space for paintings...check
auto-wheat harvesting system...check
auto-sugarcane harvesting system...check
underwater lair...check
crim shrine...check

- desi08

Forever alone...check
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Show me specifically what I said and how that is not consistent with what I said earlier.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 12 @ 7:27 PM ET
Urg. I hate people that don't respect stand up etiquette. Rawlings actually chewed out one loud mouth no it all white witch. She replied to him with a text style acronym. Lmfao to be precise and he asked her if she tiitf and she was like "yes?" and he's like TAKES IT IN THE FACE and riffs on her and her idiot grinning boyfriend to the delight of the audience.
- Cape Breton Bruins

lol awesome
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 12 @ 7:32 PM ET
It was a staff party and this one woman wouldn't shut up. Obviously drank too much. He eventually let her tell a joke which bombed and the crowd lit her up like bad.
- Cape Breton Bruins


Thats sick!
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: Friends with a GREAT MAN, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Jan 12 @ 7:33 PM ET
Forever alone...check
- shvingter88

Your boy
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 12 @ 8:37 PM ET
have never had the misfortune of experiencing a bad stand up crowd.
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Show me specifically what I said and how that is not consistent with what I said earlier.
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jan 12 @ 8:42 PM ET
have never had the misfortune of experiencing a bad stand up crowd.
- Shutdown

even "good" standup crowds are sometimes off-putting to me. i find it extremely weird when they get into auto-laugh mode and laugh at every little thing.

i tried watching the new don glover standup on Nets and it was just mediocre at best and i just became fixated on the crowd's constant hive-mind laughter
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Jan 12 @ 8:51 PM ET
even "good" standup crowds are sometimes off-putting to me. i find it extremely weird when they get into auto-laugh mode and laugh at every little thing.

i tried watching the new don glover standup on Nets and it was just mediocre at best and i just became fixated on the crowd's constant hive-mind laughter

- Crimsoninja

i think it's the liquor that does that.

9 out of 10 people are clinically retarded if tested by a professional and they go into these things wanting to laugh. add 2 gin and tonics and 3 beers to that and you've got a perfect recipe for auto-laugh.
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 12 @ 8:57 PM ET
even "good" standup crowds are sometimes off-putting to me. i find it extremely weird when they get into auto-laugh mode and laugh at every little thing.

i tried watching the new don glover standup on Nets and it was just mediocre at best and i just became fixated on the crowd's constant hive-mind laughter

- Crimsoninja


This reminds me of a special i watched on Netflix by a different guy and it had the same issue. Dudes jokes were okay, but the crowd was killing themselves with laughter and I watched another 5 or so minutes just for the cuts to the people in the crowd keeling over in lolz
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: Friends with a GREAT MAN, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Jan 12 @ 9:02 PM ET
This reminds me of a special i watched on Netflix by a different guy and it had the same issue. Dudes jokes were okay, but the crowd was killing themselves with laughter and I watched another 5 or so minutes just for the cuts to the people in the crowd keeling over in lolz
- DTF69

Is there a (frank)ing echo in here?
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 12 @ 9:26 PM ET
there is nothing more fake in the world of stand up comedy than the "comedy central presents" stand up specials

i've heard a couple different comedians (John Mulaney, forget who else) say that the crowds are warmed up to death and are told to laugh at everything because it's for a taping. they'll usually tape 2-3 the same night and often times the crowd has no idea who they'll be seeing that night so they're usually not actually fans of who they're seeing. i think they get comped tickets for another show for attending and being loud. the comedians say it's kind of off-putting to get laughs at nothing statements.

crims, i believe don glover's netflix thing is a comedy spesh presents
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 12 @ 9:27 PM ET
Is there a (frank)ing echo in here?
- Cape Breton Bruins


No but I had a similar experience I felt like sharing.

y so rude ;_;
Shutdown
Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Jan 12 @ 9:30 PM ET
This reminds me of a special i watched on Netflix by a different guy and it had the same issue. Dudes jokes were okay, but the crowd was killing themselves with laughter and I watched another 5 or so minutes just for the cuts to the people in the crowd keeling over in lolz
- DTF69

(frank)ing loved bill burr's new special in part because there were 0 crowd shots

chelsea peretti who's special was pretty dece has a kinda funny way to mock the crowd shots. they cut to dogs and people sleeping instead of the typical slack jawed knee slapping yokel
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Jan 12 @ 9:46 PM ET
(frank)ing loved bill burr's new special in part because there were 0 crowd shots

chelsea peretti who's special was pretty dece has a kinda funny way to mock the crowd shots. they cut to dogs and people sleeping instead of the typical slack jawed knee slapping yokel

- Shutdown


I watched a Bill Burr one on netflix and it was real good. I think it was the same one because I didn't notice any crowd shots now that I think of it. Thats a nice touch because it felt more like a live show. It was the one I just started seeing plastered all over the front page on netflix

He rolled through here like a year or two ago and it was the first time I heard of him. My buddy was mad pissed he couldn't get tickets. He's been on my radar to go see but I haven't really kept up with him to know his tour dates.

I'm trying to remember the name of one that I watched on Netflix with a friend last summer but when they cut to the crowd I was pretty sure it wasn't the actual crowd in the theatre. The audio mixing felt a bit off and the lighting didn't seem to match up. It wasn't very good either. The first half hour was all parenting jokes like "kids lol" and then we shut it off.
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