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desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Oct 16 @ 5:10 PM ET
You might end up in a 3some...
- WaterBoy



him her and her hairy body
WaterBoy
Location: You're going to learn to respect me, whether you like it or not, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Oct 16 @ 7:22 PM ET
him her and her hairy body
- desi08

Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: if you're the front guy you dont have to look at another goose's ass for hundreds of miles, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Oct 16 @ 8:02 PM ET

- WaterBoy

didn't want to ruin the dream for vag.

but yes.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Oct 18 @ 6:05 PM ET
didn't want to ruin the dream for vag.

but yes.

- Gramps28



i like being honest with folks
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: if you're the front guy you dont have to look at another goose's ass for hundreds of miles, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Oct 18 @ 6:13 PM ET
i like being honest with folks
- desi08

brutally, i hope
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: 966 pages of no one caring, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Oct 18 @ 7:33 PM ET
I will always remember Gord Downie climbing the huge stage scaffold at an outdoor show in Halifax on Canada day in 2002 and waving a giant Canada flag during Wheat Kings from the top.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: source, think of his limbs. he needs this.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 18 @ 7:35 PM ET
I will always remember Gord Downie climbing the huge stage scaffold at an outdoor show in Halifax on Canada day in 2002 and waving a giant Canada flag during Wheat Kings from the top.
- Cape Breton Bruins

wheat kings is about ron hextall, right?
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: 966 pages of no one caring, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Oct 18 @ 7:41 PM ET
wheat kings is about ron hextall, right?
- kicksave856

Marty Murray actually
Crimsoninja
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: the arena with no parking
Joined: 07.06.2007

Oct 18 @ 7:45 PM ET
Marty Murray actually
- Cape Breton Bruins

lol really?
Cape Breton Bruins
Boston Bruins
Location: 966 pages of no one caring, AB
Joined: 11.26.2008

Oct 18 @ 7:49 PM ET
lol really?
- Crimsoninja

via GIPHY

kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: source, think of his limbs. he needs this.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 18 @ 7:49 PM ET
Marty Murray actually
- Cape Breton Bruins

(frank).
dt99999
Season Ticket Holder
Montreal Canadiens
Location: A wide and optimistic stance.
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 21 @ 6:20 PM ET
Vag,

Today we're in the dressing room and I'm yelling out the game plan (1st game so very basic, keep the play to the outside in our zone, use the boards and drive the net at the other end)

Anyway I usually chew on some delicious snus (autocorrect to anus btw) but I forgot to grab my empty cup of coffee to spit in.

Anyways these are snus I get by the crate when I go to Sweden not the weak ass americrimsian ones. I'd usually just gut those but anyway halfway through the plan I start spitting and drooling and I see some if the new kids starting to panic so I'm like (frank) that and I turn around and just spit a puddle out in the corner if the room.

A couple of the kids fainted but one if them had the presence of minds to point out that Rule #4 of my locker room rules is "leave the room cleaner than you found it". It was gay.


Then we went out and we were down 1-0 eight seconds in and got shut out 2-0.


Best Regards
dt
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: source, think of his limbs. he needs this.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 21 @ 6:25 PM ET
Vag,

Today we're in the dressing room and I'm yelling out the game plan (1st game so very basic, keep the play to the outside in our zone, use the boards and drive the net at the other end)

Anyway I usually chew on some delicious anus (autocorrect to anus btw) but I forgot to grab my empty cup of coffee to spit in.

Anyways these are snus I get by the crate when I go to Sweden not the weak ass americrimsian ones. I'd usually just gut those but anyway halfway through the plan I start spitting and drooling and I see some if the new kids starting to panic so I'm like (frank) that and I turn around and just spit a puddle out in the corner if the room.

A couple of the kids fainted but one if them had the presence of minds to point out that Rule #4 of my locker room rules is "leave the room cleaner than you found it". It was gay.


Then we went out and we were down 1-0 eight seconds in and got shut out 2-0.


Best Regards
dt

- dt99999

awesome.
desi08
Washington Capitals
Location: Unless any of you plan on discussing the actual hockey topics that I write about, please stay the he, DC
Joined: 01.10.2008

Oct 21 @ 7:08 PM ET

news:

i went to the pet shelter to donate food and a dog bed that Loki hated and ended up rescuing a black cat, i am naming him Darth Mittens

that is all
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: source, think of his limbs. he needs this.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 21 @ 7:17 PM ET
news:

i went to the pet shelter to donate food and a dog bed that Loki hated and ended up rescuing a black cat, i am naming him Darth Mittens

that is all

- desi08

look at the heart on this guy.

you see it.
dt99999
Season Ticket Holder
Montreal Canadiens
Location: A wide and optimistic stance.
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 21 @ 8:05 PM ET
look at the heart on this guy.

you see it.

- kicksave856

Hope the cat doesn't steal his watch though.
Gramps28
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: if you're the front guy you dont have to look at another goose's ass for hundreds of miles, IL
Joined: 07.09.2014

Oct 21 @ 8:18 PM ET
Vag,

Today we're in the dressing room and I'm yelling out the game plan (1st game so very basic, keep the play to the outside in our zone, use the boards and drive the net at the other end)

Anyway I usually chew on some delicious snus (autocorrect to anus btw) but I forgot to grab my empty cup of coffee to spit in.

Anyways these are snus I get by the crate when I go to Sweden not the weak ass americrimsian ones. I'd usually just gut those but anyway halfway through the plan I start spitting and drooling and I see some if the new kids starting to panic so I'm like (frank) that and I turn around and just spit a puddle out in the corner if the room.

A couple of the kids fainted but one if them had the presence of minds to point out that Rule #4 of my locker room rules is "leave the room cleaner than you found it". It was gay.


Then we went out and we were down 1-0 eight seconds in and got shut out 2-0.


Best Regards
dt

- dt99999



disgusting
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: source, think of his limbs. he needs this.
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 21 @ 9:05 PM ET
disgusting
- Gramps28

he changed those kids lives today. human beings. those boys will never forget what happened to them on 10/21/2017. scarred for life.

he's no different than gerry sandusky. or bingolady.
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 21 @ 11:53 PM ET
Vag,

Today we're in the dressing room and I'm yelling out the game plan (1st game so very basic, keep the play to the outside in our zone, use the boards and drive the net at the other end)

Anyway I usually chew on some delicious snus (autocorrect to anus btw) but I forgot to grab my empty cup of coffee to spit in.

Anyways these are snus I get by the crate when I go to Sweden not the weak ass americrimsian ones. I'd usually just gut those but anyway halfway through the plan I start spitting and drooling and I see some if the new kids starting to panic so I'm like (frank) that and I turn around and just spit a puddle out in the corner if the room.

A couple of the kids fainted but one if them had the presence of minds to point out that Rule #4 of my locker room rules is "leave the room cleaner than you found it". It was gay.


Then we went out and we were down 1-0 eight seconds in and got shut out 2-0.


Best Regards
dt

- dt99999


when i coached i would never dip in front of the children

sounds like your team will struggle like the habs

most effective offensive strategy for kids, if you can get them to grasp it, is a cycle. when my dad coached my younger teams he would spend a month teaching us how to cycle (basically skating around the faceoff circle and just banking the puck back into the corner over and over and over) and especially against kiddos they all get so puck focused that 75% of the o-zone opens up.
WaterBoy
Location: You're going to learn to respect me, whether you like it or not, YT
Joined: 06.27.2006

Oct 22 @ 1:09 AM ET
when i coached i would never dip in front of the children

sounds like your team will struggle like the habs

most effective offensive strategy for kids, if you can Both of you should spen dget them to grasp it, is a cycle. when my dad coached my younger teams he would spend a month teaching us how to cycle (basically skating around the faceoff circle and just banking the puck back into the corner over and over and over) and especially against kiddos they all get so puck focused that 75% of the o-zone opens up.

- Lindenis#1

both of you should spend time in jail
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 22 @ 1:18 AM ET
look at the heart on this guy.

you see it.

- kicksave856


rescue animal stories are the best

did you know that the dog that played Air Bud was a rescued animal?
Lindenis#1
Vancouver Canucks
Location: he's (frank)in unstable so mrs dt is freaking out, AB
Joined: 07.22.2007

Oct 22 @ 1:35 AM ET
both of you should spend time in jail
- WaterBoy


why is uplay such a (frank)ing disaster
dt99999
Season Ticket Holder
Montreal Canadiens
Location: A wide and optimistic stance.
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 22 @ 9:37 AM ET
why is uplay such a (frank)ing disaster
- Lindenis#1

excellent question.
-davies-
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: A medical emergency involving you.
Joined: 08.05.2013

Oct 25 @ 12:13 PM ET
news:

i went to the pet shelter to donate food and a dog bed that Loki hated and ended up rescuing a black cat, i am naming him Darth Mittens

that is all

- desi08


Apples
Montreal Canadiens
Location: you kiss your own big butt with that mouth?
Joined: 07.05.2008

Oct 31 @ 5:40 PM ET
news:

i went to the pet shelter to donate food and a dog bed that Loki hated and ended up rescuing a black cat, i am naming him Darth Mittens

that is all

- desi08

congrats on this. you did a good thing
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