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kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 12:55 PM ET
met a girl named axel-rose. i wanted to punch her name in the face.
- Shutdown

was she pretty?

was the grass green?
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 12:59 PM ET
was she pretty?

was the grass green?

- kicksave856

she was not not ugly

she's dating an asian guy. i think it's apples.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 1:02 PM ET
she was not not ugly

she's dating an asian guy. i think it's apples.

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you go, apples.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 1:09 PM ET
AXEL-ROSE FRENCHLASTNAME GOD DAMN
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Oct 5 @ 1:47 PM ET
she was not not ugly

she's dating an asian guy. i think it's apples.

- Shutdown


This reminds me of this dime I used to work with. Stunningly good looking. Like 5'9 with great legs and babe tier everything. Married to an Asian guy only 5'7 and chubby with a bad haircut
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 1:50 PM ET
This reminds me of this dime I used to work with. Stunningly good looking. Like 5'9 with great legs and babe tier everything. Married to an Asian guy only 5'7 and chubby with a bad haircut
- DTF69

apples pulls in the biitches.
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Carolina Hurricanes
Location: ;ets jist see, NC
Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 2:08 PM ET
This reminds me of this dime I used to work with. Stunningly good looking. Like 5'9 with great legs and babe tier everything. Married to an Asian guy only 5'7 and chubby with a bad haircut
- DTF69


not not ugly = not so good
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
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Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 2:10 PM ET
not not ugly = not so good
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oh man. i didn't even see that second not.
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Carolina Hurricanes
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Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 2:11 PM ET
oh man. i didn't even see that second not.
- kicksave856

didn't know how to put it gently
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
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Oct 5 @ 2:19 PM ET
didn't know how to put it gently
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maybe it actually was axl rose.

he's an ugly broad.
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Carolina Hurricanes
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Joined: 04.06.2008

Oct 5 @ 2:37 PM ET
maybe it actually was axl rose.

he's an ugly broad.

- kicksave856

At least it wasn't spelled Axèlle

But yes he looks like a fat goateed lesbian now
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
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Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 3:03 PM ET
At least it wasn't spelled Axèlle

But yes he looks like a fat goateed lesbian now

- Shutdown

shaved eyebrows is key here
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 5 @ 4:38 PM ET
Sitting in the living room, I hear someone pissing in the can.

i know jr and Mrs dt are upstairs because i can hear them fighting over homework.

Natasho doesn't go to the can on his own yet so i go take a look, Asian kid from next door is pissing in my bathroom.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
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Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 4:40 PM ET
Sitting in the living room, I hear someone pissing in the can.

i know jr and Mrs dt are upstairs because i can hear them fighting over homework.

Natasho doesn't go to the can on his own yet so i go take a look, Asian kid from next door is pissing in my bathroom.

- dt99999

oh hell no.

napalm. i suggest napalm. it's worked before. even if you just show them the napalm they will probably move within hours.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 5 @ 4:44 PM ET
oh hell no.

napalm. i suggest napalm. it's worked before. even if you just show them the napalm they will probably move within hours.

- kicksave856


He's literally just roaming around the house.


He's also in pjs
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
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Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 4:46 PM ET
He's literally just roaming around the house.


He's also in pjs

- dt99999

dude, you gotta get him out of your house and berate his parents extensively.

have them give me a call. they'll never talk to you again.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 5 @ 4:47 PM ET
dude, you gotta get him out of your house and berate his parents extensively.

have them give me a call. they'll never talk to you again.

- kicksave856

I just yelled at him.

told him three times to go play in the basement so he doesn't bother jr doing his homework.

he came upstairs blasting some (frank)in whistle.


did I mention I can't stand him?
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Oct 5 @ 4:49 PM ET
Is this an elaborate Apples story?

Or just Episodes of French Canada?

I have no idea what's going on
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
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Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 4:56 PM ET
I just yelled at him.

told him three times to go play in the basement so he doesn't bother jr doing his homework.

he came upstairs blasting some (frank)in whistle.


did I mention I can't stand him?

- dt99999

you meant his own basement, right?

what is this kid doing wandering into your house? do you have soy sauce?
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 5 @ 4:57 PM ET
you meant his own basement, right?

what is this kid doing wandering into your house? do you have soy sauce?

- kicksave856

I gave him a yogurt and he stfu
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
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Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 4:59 PM ET
I gave him a yogurt and he stfu
- dt99999

you're doing this all wong.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 5 @ 5:00 PM ET
you're doing this all wong.
- kicksave856

I really am
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 5 @ 5:03 PM ET
dammit


I just gave him a glass of water.
dt99999
Montreal Canadiens
Location: shutdown, where are you at with altered carbon?
Joined: 11.18.2008

Oct 5 @ 5:08 PM ET
He's playing with the salad spinner.
kicksave856
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: do you know you are not welcome anywhere on the internet?
Joined: 09.29.2005

Oct 5 @ 5:13 PM ET
He's playing with the salad spinner.
- dt99999

give him the keyboard for a sec, bro.

i'll take care of this.
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