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Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Aug 29 @ 11:27 AM ET
drug tests...

I had to tell my mom I smoked mad amounts of marijuana.

- GirouxForTheShow

my mom found my roommate's bong when I was in rez. He had been kicked out, and left it in the room... so, on top of the massive mess I had left, I was screwed
Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Aug 29 @ 11:30 AM ET
you shouldn't lie to your mom like that
- Gbaby

agreed, using the word pothead isn't good, you say pothead, they know you smoke
watsonnostaw
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Dude has all the personality of a lump of concrete. Just a complete lizard.
Joined: 06.26.2006

Aug 29 @ 12:07 PM ET
Yeah, isolated incident.

"I swear mom, it was a one time thing"

stfu, parents don't buy that poop anymore. I told my mom I wasn't a pot head, that's all she really needed to hear.

- GirouxForTheShow



she was probably having guys do lines off her ass in 1992,

after you told her she probably searched your room when you werent there looking to bogart some of your stash
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Aug 29 @ 12:11 PM ET
my mom found my roommate's bong when I was in rez. He had been kicked out, and left it in the room... so, on top of the massive mess I had left, I was screwed
- Schenn-Sational!

If you get kicked out of rez does that mean they de-rez you?
PredsFan95
Nashville Predators
Location: Your opinion sucks. Mine is wa
Joined: 12.26.2008

Aug 29 @ 12:14 PM ET
blood tests
- Parti Quebecois



Oh, man. So did Jerry Springer tell you the bad news???
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Aug 29 @ 12:17 PM ET
Oh, man. So did Jerry Springer tell you the bad news???
- PredsFan95

That he's french?
PredsFan95
Nashville Predators
Location: Your opinion sucks. Mine is wa
Joined: 12.26.2008

Aug 29 @ 12:22 PM ET
That he's french?
- Pikey


I thought that was a given....

I was referring to the fact that his cousin's girlfriend's best friends uncle's daughter is carrying his love child.
GirouxForTheShow
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Fuck you raff
Joined: 01.04.2009

Aug 29 @ 1:43 PM ET
you shouldn't lie to your mom like that
- Gbaby


But I'm not a pothead...

GirouxForTheShow
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Fuck you raff
Joined: 01.04.2009

Aug 29 @ 1:45 PM ET
my mom found my roommate's bong when I was in rez. He had been kicked out, and left it in the room... so, on top of the massive mess I had left, I was screwed
- Schenn-Sational!


I really don't think my mom cares about weed. My dad doesn't care that I drink. My dad thinks I party harder than I actually do. I'll walk out into the living room and he'll say "hey pal, how was the banger you snuck out to last night? Did you get laid?"

Except I didn't sneak out. I played NHL09 with Pecafan all night.
Parti Quebecois
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Reading maplebud's mind...
Joined: 06.02.2009

Aug 29 @ 1:49 PM ET
I really don't think my mom cares about weed. My dad doesn't care that I drink. My dad thinks I party harder than I actually do. I'll walk out into the living room and he'll say "hey pal, how was the banger you snuck out to last night? Did you get laid?"

Except I didn't sneak out. I played NHL09 with Pecafan all night.

- GirouxForTheShow


maybe thats just his way of telling you to get a life and do some of those things
GirouxForTheShow
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Fuck you raff
Joined: 01.04.2009

Aug 29 @ 1:53 PM ET
maybe thats just his way of telling you to get a life and do some of those things
- Parti Quebecois


He know's I do. He just thinks I do it more often than I actually do.
Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Aug 29 @ 3:26 PM ET
Shave that poop and stop leaving it on urinals
- aightwebang17


Schenn-Sational!
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Sorry you don't understand...Y
Joined: 10.08.2008

Aug 29 @ 3:29 PM ET
I really don't think my mom cares about weed. My dad doesn't care that I drink. My dad thinks I party harder than I actually do. I'll walk out into the living room and he'll say "hey pal, how was the banger you snuck out to last night? Did you get laid?"

Except I didn't sneak out. I played NHL09 with Pecafan all night.

- GirouxForTheShow


yea, kinda the same story here, my parents think I was drinking every night in London
Parti Quebecois
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Reading maplebud's mind...
Joined: 06.02.2009

Aug 29 @ 3:35 PM ET
Shave that poop and stop leaving it on urinals
- aightwebang17


GirouxForTheShow
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Fuck you raff
Joined: 01.04.2009

Aug 29 @ 3:42 PM ET

- Parti Quebecois


I shave my ass. Is that gay?

I don't know, I have a hairy ass, you gotta shave that poop. (no pun intended)
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Aug 29 @ 3:54 PM ET
I thought that was a given....

I was referring to the fact that his cousin's girlfriend's best friends uncle's daughter is carrying his love child.

- PredsFan95


Could be worse. He could be french. Oh wait...
Pikey
Boston Bruins
Location: Public transportation is for j
Joined: 08.15.2009

Aug 29 @ 3:57 PM ET
I shave my ass. Is that gay?

I don't know, I have a hairy ass, you gotta shave that poop. (no pun intended)

- GirouxForTheShow

It's not gay. Why would it be gay?

Strange, incredibly shallow and more than a little narcissistic maybe but no, not gay.
Bobs Your Uncle
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Corsi and Fenwick my balls, ON
Joined: 11.12.2006

Aug 29 @ 7:00 PM ET
I shave my ass. Is that gay?

I don't know, I have a hairy ass, you gotta shave that poop. (no pun intended)

- GirouxForTheShow

davies
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: vas-y mollo, NY
Joined: 02.04.2007

Aug 29 @ 9:30 PM ET
Yikes






























NashvilleFoppa
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Huberdeau - MVP!, NB
Joined: 02.15.2007

Aug 30 @ 10:46 AM ET
I shave my ass. Is that gay?

I don't know, I have a hairy ass, you gotta shave that poop. (no pun intended)

- GirouxForTheShow

the only thing gayer than that is Liberace...
asp1986
Montreal Canadiens
Location: YOU CANADINS FANS HAVE NO CLAS
Joined: 02.21.2007

Aug 30 @ 12:27 PM ET
the only thing gayer than that is Liberace...
- NashvilleFoppa


I'm pretty sure Liberace didn't shave his ass.
NashvilleFoppa
Montreal Canadiens
Location: Huberdeau - MVP!, NB
Joined: 02.15.2007

Aug 30 @ 12:28 PM ET
I'm pretty sure Liberace didn't shave his ass.
- asp1986

GirouxForTheShow
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Fuck you raff
Joined: 01.04.2009

Aug 30 @ 1:36 PM ET
I'm pretty sure Liberace didn't shave his ass.
- asp1986


Says a little something about the extent of what you know.