this zebra is okay. and i bet he's a normal weight for his height.
- kicksave856

ya seems like a good guy

NHL Center Ice and MLB Extra Innings and how for some stupid reason they become one and the same thing in April.


- nfph

and then center ice always says they aren't showing any playoff games then i'm all scared and worried and then there they are anyways once the playoffs start

i SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT THAT

and then center ice always says they aren't showing any playoff games then i'm all scared and worried and then there they are anyways once the playoffs start

i SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE STRESSED OUT ABOUT THAT
- _dave_

EXACTLY.

BASTARDS.

ya seems like a good guy
- dellio

you too dells.

you too dells.
- nfph

Take your tin man- lebanese homo love elsewhere, fruitcakes.

what is it with you, nf?

you too dells.
- nfph

really?

really?
- Schenn-Sational!

What can I say, I'm a lover.

And I actually just glaze over both sides of those debates you two like to hold, so I'm not really referencing that at all. For everyone else on this site it's "you do realize that Palestine izzzzzzzzZZzZZzZZzzzzzz....

So you can't REALLY expect me to take that into account, y'know?

Take your tin man- lebanese homo love elsewhere, fruitcakes.

what is it with you, nf?
- BINGO!

SOOOOOOooo jeals OMGz.

SOOOOOOooo jeals OMGz.
- nfph

SOOOOOOooo jeals OMGz.
- nfph

What can I say, I'm a lover.

And I actually just glaze over both sides of those debates you two like to hold, so I'm not really referencing that at all. For everyone else on this site it's "you do realize that Palestine izzzzzzzzZZzZZzZZzzzzzz....

So you can't REALLY expect me to take that into account, y'know?
- nfph

definitely wouldn't expect that to be taken into account.

my scepticism stands

- BINGO!

I have no idea what I even just typed.

So Bingo, you on the blue and gold train from here on out or what?

definitely wouldn't expect that to be taken into account.

my scepticism stands
- Schenn-Sational!

Thanks lads, needed to blow some steam off there.

1337 5p33k

1337 5p33k
- Schenn-Sational!

Aw Schenn c'mon.

Sucks being a ref sometimes.

'night folks. It's late!

Aw Schenn c'mon.

Sucks being a ref sometimes.
- nfph

I was just trying to get to this page so that I could post that one. When I saw I was on this page, I didn't feel I needed to insult you.

I was just trying to get to this page so that I could post that one. When I saw I was on this page, I didn't feel I needed to insult you.
- Schenn-Sational!

I had a comeback I had to delete damn you.

k, night.

I had a comeback I had to delete damn you.

k, night.
- nfph

should I repost it?

eh, (frank) it, I should probably leave the computer as well... got an exam in 12 hours that I haven't studied for yet

1337 5p33k
- Schenn-Sational!

l<

Crooks posing as stock brokers calling in the morning.

snippet i was able to get

My Fellow Employees,

It has come to our attention that employees may be taking too much time off from work. As such we have instuted the following policies for all employees to follow.

SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25

BEREAVEMENT LEAVE:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or coworkers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early, provided your share of the work is done enough.

OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH:
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice, as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

RESTROOM USE:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we will follow the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance, all employees whose names begin with 'A' will go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with 'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If you're unable to go at your allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your turn comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time with a coworker. Both employees' supervisors in writing must approve this exchange. In addition, there is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, and the stall door will open.

LUNCH BREAK:
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain the average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

DRESS CODE:
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary, if we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers and carrying a $600 Gucci bag we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternations or input should be directed elsewhere. Have a nice week.

Signed
The Management
- dellio

k

lazy rich girls who quit their jobs, act like they're friends with the owners, then file for unemployment claims against my insurance.

eat a Richard you lazy pothead female dog

lazy rich girls who quit their jobs, act like they're friends with the owners, then file for unemployment claims against my insurance.

eat a Richard you lazy pothead female dog
- _dave_

pics?



and how can she file for unemp when she quit?

pics?



and how can she file for unemp when she quit?
- Crimsoninja

Take your tin man- lebanese homo love elsewhere, fruitcakes.

what is it with you, nf?
- BINGO!

relax hurricane fan