Did you know if you order an XL pizza from any chain in Ontario during December they have to throw in three cream sodas?

It's called the Fanta Clause.






I'm back, baby!
- Atomic Wedgie

He's always with us, in some way or another.
- GingKilmour

You got syphilis from him too?

What's so funny? I came here to discuss hockey, and to dish out my insider information, instead I get attacked personally. I'm going to delete my account!
- GingKilmour

don't be mad

Did you know if you order an XL pizza from any chain in Ontario during December they have to throw in three cream sodas?

It's called the Fanta Clause.






I'm back, baby!
- Atomic Wedgie

You know what I (frank)ing hate the most about Dad jokes?

How (frank)in hilarious I find them now that I'm a 30 year old dad.

Did you know if you order an XL pizza from any chain in Ontario during December they have to throw in three cream sodas?

It's called the Fanta Clause.






I'm back, baby!
- Atomic Wedgie

Pat Morris approves this joke. Well done.

You got syphilis from him too?
- Atomic Wedgie

Best lover I ever had regardless.

What else...
- burn

What else? OEL?? Didn't we all see what Larson cost?

I don't own a pizzeria anymore. I sold it to some former Red Wings scout. So no more pizza puns.
- GingKilmour

dude be like teflon were it doesn't stick to ya.

and stop talking about food cause a pie would be nice right about now.

did FLA backup from last year sign somewhere? I forget is name.

He could be an option
- zazzle

went to the habs I think?

You know what I (frank)ing hate the most about Dad jokes?

How (frank)in hilarious I find them now that I'm a 30 year old dad.
- WingmanWillie

It's so true.

You can make anyone laugh by throwing in a swear word or a reference to a man or woman's naughty bits.

It's pretty rare when you hear something that's kinda funny without the crutch of shock value.

Even if it makes you groan, it's still pretty good.

don't be mad
- zazzle

I'll stay only for those who appreciate my insider knowledge.

who's next to sign

- Scabeh

Dude my dad won't stop watching Star Trek lately super annoying.

who's next to sign
- BestRapperAlive

haha couldn't resist!

who's next to sign
- BestRapperAlive

I'm meeting with a guy in the washroom of a pizza joint in an hour, I'll let you know later.

Leivo deal is 1 way

612.5k per

Dirt cheap

I'm meeting with a guy in the washroom of a pizza joint in an hour, I'll let you know later.
- GingKilmour

that's all you need to make up your rumor

Leivo deal is 1 way

612.5k per

Dirt cheap
- WingmanWillie

oh wow - surprised not 2 way

It's so true.

You can make anyone laugh by throwing in a swear word or a reference to a man or woman's naughty bits.

It's pretty rare when you hear something that's kinda funny without the crutch of shock value.

Even if it makes you groan, it's still pretty good.
- Atomic Wedgie

James Mirtle ‏@mirtle 2m2 minutes ago
Leafs have re-signed Josh Leivo. Two years.
- Milk_Babchoc

1 less arb case to do.

oh wow - surprised not 2 way
- Lucas.Neilson

They want to give him hush money

(frank) "That Guy"
- .HOHO.

AltBuzz. I'm talking about music obviously.
- Steven_Seagull

#justgetbuzz for $20.

(frank) "That Guy"
- .HOHO.

they're back!

that's all you need to make up your rumor
- Lucas.Neilson

It has worked so far.